"Gabriel is intense in everything. He is intense to fall in love, intense in everything, and passion ends."
Three-time world champ Gabriel Medina’s mammy Simone has chosen the nuclear option during an interview for Brazilian TV; her interlocutor, I must add, is a strikingly unique beauty with an absolutely fantastically curvaceous body, skin a rich, ripe, radiant apricot, waist-length hair ashimmer beneath the lights.
Little Gabriel, who is twenty-eight and who makes his return to competition at the Grajagan Pro in two weeks, quit the tour just before the opening event at Pipe citing his fragile mental health.
“I have emotional issues that I need to deal with,” he wrote.
It soon emerged he’d busted up with his thirty-three-year-old Sports Illustrated model wife Yasmin Brunet and she was, allegedly, refusing to leave his beachfront house in Sao Paulo, putting towels over the security cameras so no one could see what she was doing.
Before that, there was the estrangement of his mama, Simone, and step-dad, Charlie, which included a messy split of assets and a wild feud between his then-wife and his mama over the existence of a supposed sex tape starring Brunet.
Now, in the interview with Domingo Espetacular, Simone has revealed she has not spoken to her son for two years and that his relationship with Brunet was only slowly revealed.
“She never left (Gabriel’s house). I just saw there was a car with a driver that brought the clothes, brought a little each week. At first, we received her very well but over time I felt that Gabriel started to get weird.”
Simone says she was bummed she wasn’t told about the couple’s North Shore wedding, “Even if you wanted an intimate ceremony, out of respect you could just tell us” and says that she found out about the break-up via social media, adding her chilling coup de grâce.
“I knew it wouldn’t last. I said it to myself… I know him. Gabriel is intense in everything. He is intense to fall in love, intense in everything, and passion ends. It wasn’t love.”
But, does it?
I would think structural issues, pathological jealousies for instance, more than a dimming passion would ice a year-long marriage.
Or maybe he, or she, woke up one morn, listened to the same dribbling bullshit coming out of a hole on their spouse’s smirking kewpie doll’s face, and went, big mistake, I’m out.
If there was ever any dispute as to whether Derek Riley is a viable journalist or merely a pathetic gossip columnist, this article answers that question. The fact that this inarticulate little turd has to eke out a living by clinging to the wake of someone as accomplished as Gabriel Medina, all the while concocting cruel musings and spewing vitriolic bile, ultimately proves that he isn’t savvy enough to earn an honest living. What happened, little man child? Did Medina spurn your overeager advances by turning down an interview request to your little mock magazine? Is this why you have opted to slink the earth filled with spite, resurfacing periodically to pollute the public with your pointless little epiphanies?
As am I but I still shroom and unlike Hemingway and 2nd tier artists like Whitely, the tortured artist effect hasn’t taken me
ROOKIE!
Seems a rather broad brush to apply with.
After watching make or break id rather shag Medina than his ex. She was a minger.
An excerpt from said interview……Simone reveals that she didn’t know the two were getting married. When she confronted her son, she said that the reaction was not positive: “He already knocked on the table, said that he no longer wanted us to control his life. I didn’t understand anything”. It was at this time that Gabriel became close to his biological father. Simone recalls the beginning of Gabriel’s surfing career and how his stepfather Charles was important in his career. “Charles was Gabriel’s biggest supporter. A visionary guy. He could see Gabriel. His strengths and weaknesses.
Oh it gets better excerpt 2…. mother of surfer Gabriel Medina, about her relationship with her son. She and Gabriel Medina haven’t spoken for a year. Simone says that she had to go through this pain and grieve. She also no longer has contact with her other son, Felipe. “I was always the only person who confronted him. Everyone rolled out the red carpet for him. The first person he wanted to eliminate was the one he confronted, right?”
Simone better hope Sophia starts getting some good QS results cause shes running out of kids
She does, he doesn’t.
When does a tiger parent let go? Surely she has made enough money from her son already?
You should start a marriage counseling business. Something between Est therapy and low wage sexual surrogate partnership.
Interlocutor the interlocutor!
I have a feeling Gabby realized the same crap about his mammy as his did his wife.
I started to go weird back in the 80s and turned to my mentor for words of wisdom for this life’s journey. His words never leave me:
“WHEN THINGS GET WEIRD, THE WEIRD TURN PRO”
– Dr Hunter S. Thompson
Hot dammm DR you are frickin on one! LMAO over here!
In the words of tri wizard tournament fourth place finisher Flor Delacour, “Eeee is too young eee is just a boy….”
Domingo Espetacular, spectacular!
“Or maybe he, or she, woke up one morn, listened to the same dribbling bullshit coming out of a hole on their spouse’s smirking kewpie doll’s face, and went, big mistake, I’m out.” – is this not at least 70% of marriages in the U.S.?… or at least my Jersey Shore region?…
@babytakeitoff “Or maybe he, or she, woke up one morn, listened to the same dribbling bullshit coming out of a hole on their spouse’s smirking kewpie doll’s face, and went, big mistake, I’m out.” – OK, that was 100% awesome.
Dez your last 3 lines I think is hands down one of the best things ever written here and prob sums up the last 2 years on this planet for me, and so many clowns I come across!!!
I fucking resemble that, cunt.
Brunet looks like she probably once had a ballsack. Good call, Gabby. Your stock is rising, Gab. Keep up the good work mate.
Nice to see you here champ by way!!
Its always hard in Brasil