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ok, it’s pumping
It doesn’t look like the best ever…
They guys are really hyping it up as per Elo’s command!
How amazing will it really be I wonder?
Goof morning!!!!
Let’s Gooooo! Mesmeric
Who else is here for a pre-game? Best JBAY ever mfs!
lacked oops…
J-Bay is one of those waves that maximally exposes the shocking inferiority of female surfing. Sad.
It’s so cruel to women to juxtapose them with the men. Notice how greatly the surfing improved once the men started, thus radically highlighting the astonishing inferiority of female surfing.
Note: this mind-blowing inferiority isn’t due to any lack of experience in the women, but is due to the innately inferior strength and talent of women for surfing. All the experience in the world will never cure this incredible inferiority.
Tahiti is going to be a total debacle for the women, even worse than the Pipe debacle. Wow. That’s bad. That’s really bad.
It’s sad that you can’t get laid and blame women. It’s a cruel world. It’s not that you are shockingly dull and boring , but due to just being a completely unattractive person. Unfortunately, nothing will cure you of this
Yawn
How long are you gonna stick around just to deliver this same boring spiel?
Show us you surfing.
I’m very much enjoying the feeble and irrelevant responses I’m getting to the truth I’ve laid down. Keep going!
I bet the J-Bay locals are pissed off about having the circus come to town.
They love it, fresh schlong for everyone.
lost hair…
He won his title at pumping pipe at the Billabong pro. Robbie Page won the Pipe Masters that year at gums.
My favorite storyline. #youcantscriptit
Lakey will most likely get less waves than that at chopoo if pipe is anything to go by.
Tahiti will be yet another debacle for the women. How cruel of the WSL to keep exposing their astonishing inferiority like this.
Lakey has almost done a deivid Silva.
At least Tyler didn’t barrel dodge.
Jump in the water at least strider.
Bit of a kenny powers vibe from the bloke in the booth .
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