World number 15 Kelly Slater arrives in Maldives!

Following disastrous semi-final and worst heat-score total ever in Tahiti, Kelly Slater arrives in Maldives for invitation-only over-fifties surf event at wildly exclusive Four Seasons Hotel!

Three divs over three days, twenty-five k to the winner. 

The greatest surfer of all time, Kelly Slater, has arrived in the Maldives to compete in the invitation-only Four Seasons Maldives Surfing Champions Trophy 2022, joining former tour buddies Taylor Knox, Rob Machado, Ross Willims and local wildcard Hussain “Iboo” Areef, not to be confused with a previous wildcard Abdulla “Fuku” Areef. 

While not strictly an over-fifties event, Rob Machado is forty-nine and Areef only forty-five, the contest will be a showcase of the new maxim, fifty is the new thirty. 

It is Slater’s first visit to the pretty chain of Islamic governed islands. He says he is “excited to be surfing with my best buddies that I grew up surfing with. We’ve been trying to make this trip open for years and it’s nice for everyone to be here with their partners for a relaxing week.” 

From August 22 through 29, the old gang, some showing the wear and tear of age, Ross “Daddy Body” Williams, while others looking like they’ve spent the preceding twenty-five years pushing and pulling heavy plates in a gymnasium, hello Shane Dorian, will compete on single fins, twinnies and thrusters.

Three divs over three days, twenty-five k to the winner.

And, all the while being housed in the Four Seasons’ little sugar-cube bungalows built over the sea and where the inhabitants can watch the full-moon floating over the inky sea while being attended to by men in their fine uniform of white t-shirt and sarong. 

If you were to book today for an arrival tomoz and to stay for the duration of the event, you would pay a not unreasonable $US2128 per night for your room, although this doesn’t include service charges and local taxes. 

There ain’t no livestream, but you can catch the action via Instagram below.

 

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ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
4 years ago

It cost us $300 a night to tie up at Crossroads b4 the fake scamdemic. Place is insane

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
4 years ago

I was a M Cole fan. Process that….

samwaters
samwaters
4 years ago

Surfers staying at 4 star resorts, catered meals, pools, saunas, room service, wave tanks.
It’s a far cry from surf exploration in the 70s and what I think partly compelled many to become surfers..
It’s kind of a big turn off I think, a bunch of pampered pros.
Thank God I can just go and hang out at the beach and get away from all this crap.

samwaters
samwaters
4 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

PS
the greatest surfer of all time?
that statement and what surfing is becoming (pampered events like this), is almost enough to make me vomit.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
4 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

Who is the greatest surfer if it’s not Slater?

Tracey lungs
Tracey lungs
4 years ago

The great Duke kahanamoka. Duke in his prime on slaters equipment and vice versa. The Duke is the goat! I think slater would agree!

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

SAVALAS!!!

Telly was all over the Maldives in the 60’s. He told old wassisface, boaty-man, about all those spots that he’s claiming as ‘his’.

Once he convinced a 4 Star general to hold off on a nuclear test out in the middle of nowhere so that he could surf a couple reefs before they were vaporised.

Mapski
Mapski
4 years ago

Rell Sunn.

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
4 years ago

Gerry Lopez, of course.
… And his boards are super popular. You see those tan/white foamies EVERYWHERE.

Killa
Killa
4 years ago
Reply to  Occ Topus

At least they are affordable. All the moles from the low income housing here kind of rip on them.

samwaters
samwaters
4 years ago

It’s a moot point, it doesn’t matter,

samwaters
samwaters
4 years ago

It’s a moot point, it doesn’t matter, who cares? Who’s counting?
We’re just catching waves, having fun, getting away from the man.

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
4 years ago

Currently me

mike m
mike m
4 years ago
Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
4 years ago

#wildcardforbruce

Firelipe Torpedo
Firelipe Torpedo
4 years ago

I don’t have any tattoos but if I did this is what I would get

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago

Finally a REBEL TOUR!

Professor Ski Lodge
Professor Ski Lodge
4 years ago

Finally surfing an event more suited to his age division.
#fuku

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
4 years ago

His sustainability cred just shot up another factor of 10.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

it sucks to be me…

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Your a human vacuum

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Poor Elo.
Missing out.

RQ.
RQ.
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

😂

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom
channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Hard to make a legume pun outta that one.
Bronski Bean?

Good chune but. I like this one better for reals.

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Where has he bean?

Wayne Lunch
Wayne Lunch
4 years ago

I think its wonderful for these old lads to be spoilt a little. Lets face it they’ve all had a pretty tough existance for adults.

Strider's Gobble Neck
Strider's Gobble Neck
4 years ago

Where was my invite?

Professor Ski Lodge
Professor Ski Lodge
4 years ago

You snorted it.

Strider's Gobble Neck
Strider's Gobble Neck
4 years ago

I only snort competitors dismissal of me in the channel.

So I guess that does make sense.

mike m
mike m
4 years ago

High-five, Rob?!
Rob?


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