WSL CEO Erik Logan (pictured) showing how many scrapes his right foot received.
WSL CEO Erik Logan (pictured) showing how many scrapes his right foot received.

Panic begins to grip public as World Surf League CEO Erik Logan gone missing after suffering life-threatening reef injury in Tahiti and undergoing emergency procedure!

Save Erik.

It has been over twenty-four hours since World Surf League CEO Erik Logan bravely turned his camera on and documented a potentially life-threatening reef injury suffered while possibly surfing or or piloting a SUP. Viewers cringed, grasped their stomachs, gasped for air as Logan filmed his foot, scratched and lightly bleeding, while World Surf League deputy commissioner Renato Hickel sternly said, “We have Erik with his first Tahiti tattoo and he already poured some alcohol on it but we gotta go lemon, lime.”

Surfers everywhere, instantly, knew how serious the situation was as staph infections can easily take hold causing loss of limb, even death.

World Surf League head judge Pritamo Ahrendt assisted, with commentary, as Hickel rubbed lemon or lime into Logan’s wound while Logan writhed in pain, groaning, squealing, stomping his uninjured foot.

Overnight, candles were lit for the Oklahoma native’s full recovery, flying lanterns sent into the air with scraps of paper inside reading “Save Erik.” And this morning, surfers everywhere and maybe Oprah Winfrey too, logged onto Instagram to see if there were any updates.

Nothing.

And, now, over 24-hours on, still nothing.

Absolute crickets.

Surfers everywhere began chewing finger nails down to nubs, problem drinking, checking themselves into mental health facilities as the minutes stretched on with no updates.

Oprah Winfrey completely missing in action.

While it is never encouraged to lose hope, now might be the time.

RIP.

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Piskian
Piskian
4 years ago

I feel a concept for a new Woozle TV
series coming on!

https://youtu.be/USADM5Gk9Gs

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

He’ll be off in some smoky bar, playing the pea-ano. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago

Asshton couldn’t.

Chibagato
Chibagato
4 years ago

Staph spread to his mangina. Light another candle.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

4th grade daughter art…https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.ne…

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

Let us hope they didn’t light candles outdoors in Okieland and the wind comes sweeping down the plains while starting a wild fire of epic proportions. As we don’t need another Grapes Of Wrath to occur sending those Okies west again!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

order more NOx…https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.ne…

Wayne Lunch
Wayne Lunch
4 years ago

Its official ELo is dead

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago
Reply to  Wayne Lunch

Or just a deep sleeper

Nonagon_Infinity
Nonagon_Infinity
4 years ago

Im not giving the wsl credit for my problem drinking.

Skippy
Skippy
4 years ago

Ha ha ya’all think it’s so funny but Bob Marley was sent along from a seemingly benign foot scrape.

So there’s still hope.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
4 years ago
Reply to  Skippy

His religion played a big part.

mike m
mike m
4 years ago

“We have Erik with his first Tahiti tattoo and he already poured some alcohol on it but we gotta go lemon, lime.”

If he already cleaned the wound with alcohol, was the lime was simply for show? Naw…

Mapski
Mapski
4 years ago

Conan Hayes is back in the news at the Washington Post.

Chibagato
Chibagato
4 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

Wapo ain’t news.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
Reply to  Chibagato

It is actually, unlike the NY Post.

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago

Having worked in Oprah’s home and once in her studio, I noticed two things. Very strict security (finger printing) and all her employees are gay, mostly women. IN fact, I don’t recall a male on her property… I was the lone sausage.

Does Eric have a significant other of an opposite sex?

God help us if we lose the Eric to a few scratches….. please monitor his IG account for any confirmation of his recovery. Amen.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
4 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

I am very much on the case. 🙏

Toe Jurpel
Toe Jurpel
4 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Thank you for your surfice.

Elo's Stool
Elo's Stool
4 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

The plot thickens

Huckleberry
Huckleberry
4 years ago

Full Wilbur

astro
astro
4 years ago

Relax Chas.
He’s prolly on a binge at the Pound Bar.

@surfads
@surfads
4 years ago

While it was initially predicted that only one foot had been injured the official WSL/Surfline doctor has revised that number up to 5-7 feet, greatly increasing the scale of the disaster

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Playing footsie under the table whilst having a staph meeting?

Andy C
Andy C
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Probably infected after he put his foot up Renato’s arse for all the lame hold calls

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

That wasn’t his foot.

Andy C
Andy C
4 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Renato fucked us with his calls, so Elo fucked Renato, makes sense

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

who’s this foot(e) gal? in w/ the band? can she sing & dance?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

blew sushi and a helium balloon or two…Steph.

Elo's Stool
Elo's Stool
4 years ago

The night of the long toe

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  Elo's Stool

“but i have a knife & gun, officer…do you do drugs?”


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