“We’re pairing a hero board with each of the clothing collections, and for the first season, we’ve got a board with a thermo-chromatic paint that runs from black to transparent."
Many years ago, I wrote a story called The Most Beautiful Shaper in the World.
I commented, “He is still the most fantastic looking man I have ever seen and what sleepless nights he caused me!”
Back then, there was no delicacy to his exceptionally virile merchandise. He was as blood ripe as they come.
The women, including my girlfriend, maybe my girlfriend most of all, had to be treated for spells of dizziness. Worse, his surfboards were addictive and try as I did, I couldn’t be indifferent to his skills
These days, however, the crown of Most Beautiful Shaper in the World, held for thirty years in Coolangatta, Queensland, now resides on Sydney’s northern beaches.
Hayden Cox, who is forty, and married to the marketing whiz Danielle Cox, née Foote, has rolled his biz HaydenShapes into one of the most popular surfboard brands in the world.
His Hypto-Krypto model, a spruced-up seventies style design that was more fun that the vigorous operation of your sex glands, is still one of the best selling surfboards of all time.
Now, and following collaborations with Audi and IWC, Cox has partnered up with online men’s retailer Mr Porter for his eponymous surfboard brand’s debut clothing collection, which is called Acetone, and not to be confused with the magazine by Andrew Kidman and Sam Rhodes, which was designed to offset the WSL’s “utter bastardisation” of their beloved sport.
“I’ve always had an interest in fashion from afar, and I’ve been somewhat intrigued about it as an extension of the brand,” Cox told GQ of the thirty-five piece unisex collection. “I could see it being a part of the whole Haydenshapes story that sits in my head.”

Hats cost around one hundred pounds, trunks around two hundred pounds, while the Template Coach Logo-Appliequéd Crinkled-Shell Jackets hits three hundred.

Op shop favorites in no time
The KON does not ride Hypto Krypto
Has KON tried one?
This has to be a paid Article; I know this because, CatchSURF Raw Beefs gang came out with a new idea of HOODED LONG SLEEVE RASHGUARD and not even a mention!
SELL OUTS!
How’s the Putin gang?
wouldn’t fit into any of those product lines, especially the trunks… ’cause I have no ass at all…
U kidding me?wtf…I borrow my teen sons s.suit before I spent 2 hun on same same
Another clothing brand to come & go
You Blowin sunshine up his ass probably isn’t helping Derek 😆
Don’t see the attraction, personally.
Looks like he’s still stealing from Peter Schroff.
“Essential” $300 surf trunks?
No such thing.
Depend’s if yer a 1%er.
have done a few calcs in the past and still uncertain if BGer’s are in the upper or lower 1 percentile…
Pffft. This guy’s an ugly loser compared to some of our own shaping brethren here.
You ever seen Brutus in a bikini?
Oh and why did Hayden marry Mick’s stalker, Ms Foote? Bit weird no?
A weird footnote to surf history…
“Hayden Cox, who is forty, and married to the marketing whiz Danielle Cox, née Foote”
I don’t make it up, I just lay it
out.
Edit: ok maybe that’s her sister. Apologies.