A still from the excellent tranny movie Tangerine.

Critics of transgender women in sport silent as surfing’s first trans-competitor Sasha Jane Lowerson spectacularly fails in bid to win Australian title, “The press love to chant about how it’s only unfair when trans-athletes win!”

"I just finished fourth in the Australian titles and nothing but the sound of crickets!"

Only one month ago, it appeared surfing’s first transsexual competitor Sasha Jane Lowerson was on an unstoppable roll, adding yet another trophy to a mantlepiece already groaning with trophies.

Two months after her commanding win at the Western Australian longboard titles in May, Lowerson surfed with a remarkable grace to win the 23rd Lavan Whalebone Longboard Classic at Perth’s Cottesloe Beach.

Sasha Jane Lowerson, a forty-four-year-old Fly-In-Flight-Out worker in Australia’s lucrative mining biz, was one of Australia’s leading male longboarders, even winning the men’s longboard div as Ryan Egan, before transitioning a couple of years ago and joining the women’s side of the draw.

“Trans-girls aren’t going to take over the world, we just want to be included, we’re humans too,” Lowerson said. “I’ve been hiding in this male shell up… for 42 years. To still be made to be that guy that I’m not, it’s shattering,”

Surfing’s reactionary core was laid bare when Momentum Generation funnyman and Kelly Slater bandmate Peter King waded into the trans-athlete improblio saying,

“Stay out of women’s sports where you miraculously win after being an average performing man. Women’s sports is not a backup plan where you can’t win a trophy (And $) in the men’s division. Leagues like WSL and sponsors like Red Bull will you now stand up to this now instead of harming women’s sports?”

Kelly Slater added, “Make a trans division and we don’t have this confusion.”

Now, following her failure to win the Australian longboard title, which just wrapped up in the holiday hamlet of Port Macquarie, Lowerson says the media has been conspicuously silent.

“It’s pretty amazing the message that you guys the media send to us all!” Lowerson wrote in an Instagram DM. “I just finished fourth in the Australian titles and nothing but the sound of crickets! Listen, I am happy that there isn’t disgusting skewed opinions being published about my inclusion. However, I’m sure as two well-educated men that you two are, both of you can surely see the irony of what I’m pointing out right now! The press love to chant about how it’s only unfair when we (trans-athletes) win!

“On a second note, have you ever asked yourself why the anti-trans agenda argument isn’t using data of a trans-woman that has endured a set time and set level of Hormone Replacement Therapy?

“The answer is obvious! Instead they insisted on using data of a CIS male versus a CIS female! The comparison is totally irrelevant! The irrelevance is that obvious because you would get the exact same comparison/result from comparing the data of CIS males versus CIS females as you would comparing the data of CIS males versus trans-females.”

Lowerson added she was made welcome by all the other gals in the event.

“(They) celebrated my inclusion as they are my peers and they also train hard and put the time in the water that is necessary to surf at that level to win a title. Also, they would never use the inclusion of a trans-athlete as an excuse for their own inabilities to perform well in an event.”

All very good points.

Now, again, and more importantly, and since we couldn’t agree last time, what are your favourite tranny movies?

Mine are Boy Meets Girl and Tangerine, the trailers of both you can examine below, as well as various scenes on adult channels.

Bust out the tissues. And not just for the tears.

Boy Meets Girl Trailer
Tangerine - Red Band Trailer
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J H
J H
4 years ago

Someone here gets it…

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
4 years ago

Crickets cause nobody is giving Sasha attention ? Attention being being the whole point of the exercise it would seem …

Jungle drum
Jungle drum
4 years ago

Is it easier to steer a boogie board with a dick or do they just slow you down ?

Seas Nail
Seas Nail
4 years ago

Bugs actually have indigestible proteins (for humans) and are a known reservoir of pathogens.
You won’t catch me eating them any time soon.

Seas Nail
Seas Nail
4 years ago

*Human caused climate change, you mean. The only constant about the climate is indeed, change.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

dwarfs in a sentence with speed of light is a winner in my book!

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

Just keep government out of my occasional shroom infused chocolate and tequila evenings and all is good as I have enough regulatory pressure Monday through Friday

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

No one feels sorry for me each morning when I roll out of bed and hobble to the shower to loosen up my beaten down body. Come to think of it, my one token tranny friend(need a badge Negatron!!!!) doesn’t complain and in fact she is a badass attorney. NTFS(no tears for sasha)

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

I like the idea of a trans division along with a has been/never was division for fat, out of shape middle-aged guys like me. And of course there must be participation ribbons or medals for those of who suck and/or have too many ruptured discs to get up without meaningful pain…any tears for me?

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
4 years ago

the whole f gubment is after the Man

mike m
mike m
4 years ago

“and happens at a speed that dwarfs the speed of light by orders of infinity.”

I think 1 infinity would be plenty.

Boat Docks
Boat Docks
4 years ago

Help me understand a long standing question I have had. When you say climate change is not real do you mean the climate is not changing or that it’s not caused by man?

Seas Nail
Seas Nail
4 years ago
Reply to  Boat Docks

Not caused by co2. It’s a spurious correlation. Temperature drives c02, not the other way around.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

expect a ring from the FBI, IRS, and the league of women’s voters…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

can’t we just stick to the original rules for competitors?

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx….

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
4 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

best boat captain

david fffff
david fffff
4 years ago

Let ME be clear,
I have a small peepee.
My dad and mom are divorced.
My Uncle though I was a sexual preference.
I like white hoods.
The only things true are the things I agree with.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
4 years ago

My local gas station has a tranny working the front desk in the afternoons. She is very nice and always has her tits popping out. I prefer that over the fat slob that works the morning shift.

Strider's Gobble Neck
Strider's Gobble Neck
4 years ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

Isn’t that just her before the changing of the gender fluid tide and push up bra?

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
4 years ago

Probably

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
4 years ago

I think the WSL should consider adding tranny’s as women’s wildcards at spots like Chopoo and Pipe.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
4 years ago

Well duh, some girl who should have finished 4th didn’t, because of this fraud with mental illness.

Jrilla
Jrilla
4 years ago

I’m intrigued by the fact you felt “Pedophilia is not a sexual preference” needed clearing up. What kinda fucked up circles do you move in?!

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
4 years ago

bugs are most assuredly food. ask a bird or a turtle. also, get thee to Oaxaca and tell me that chapulines aren’t delicious

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

a quote from Greta Thorneburg’s chief speech writer for the Mexican Board of Tourism?


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