Question: Will the World Surf League break
apart under weight of sheer rage when li’l lion Filipe Toledo beats
Jack Robinson at 2 – 3 ft Trestles to be crowned 2022 world
champion?
By Chas Smith
Deep thoughts.
The Outerknown Tahiti Pro is now, officially,
in the rearview mirror and what a show, at the end. Young wildcards
wowed, elders shined, an unlikely champion, but wonderful, was
crowned. And now we have, cemented, our final five who will fly
from Teahupo’o to Southern California’s timid shore to compete for
the entire season’s jewel, best surfer in the world, 2022.
When the World Surf League envisioned this final day, winner
take all, and rolled it out for the first time last season, it was
an attempt to reprise the excitement of the 2019’s showdown between
number one and number two Italo Ferreira and Gabriel Medina at very
fine Pipeline.
Chicken skin.
But this year, the oft used WSL-ism may have a different
meaning. As you know, current world number one Filipe Toledo put on
a very memorable performance at Teahupo’o’s day of days. Memorable
in that he bravely refused to paddle while two geriatrics swapped
absolute bombs underneath his priority.
As you also know, current world number two Jack Robinson put on
memorable performance too, weaving through the blue maw, sliding
vertically down, though less memorable because conquering beasts is
part of his repertoire.
Now, at Trestles, the two may come up against each other,
assuming Robinson gets through his penultimate heat. There they
will bob in 2 – 3 foot surf, swapping snaps and air reverses, the
world’s best small wave surfer Filipe Toledo a heavy favorite but,
herein, lies a problem.
The King of Saquarema’s Cho-e-hu-p’o’o act will be all too fresh
in the spectator’s mind and will he or she be able to accept him as
master, carried high above the cobbled stones on Brazilian
shoulders, or will the sheer weight of rage break the World Surf
League apart?
Banners hastily spray painted “NOT MY CHAMPION!”
“#STOPTHESTEAL”
“ROBBO’D”
What do you think about that?
The best case scenario, likely, for the League is that someone
other than Toledo wins at Trestles, even though that is very harsh.
The Brazilian flyboy put together an incredible season save one
glaring moment of cowardice.
The problem, I suppose, is that surf fans place courage high on
the list of desirable traits, maybe even equal to skill.
Many years ago, I bobbed in a boat in Te-ay-cho-p’u’u’s channel
with Robinson, Leo Fioravanti and Kanoa Igarashi. It was not a big
day but those around claimed at that size it was more terrifying
than extra large because it broke directly upon the reef or
something. Robinson and Firoravanti were right into it, hooting and
laughing. Igarashi got out of the boat slow, paddled to the
shoulder, paddled back without catching a wave. The team manager,
also aboard, told him he had to go back and charge. The young boy
did want to, did not want to at all, but did paddle back and
try.
Many years later, Igarashi has found his heart and is unafraid
of the big and though many don’t like his claims or his chains, his
courage is not questioned and, thus, neither would a crown if he
were to win instead of Toledo or Robinson at Trestles. Ethan Ewing
charges and Italo Ferreira does too.
The question at the end, I suppose, can a champion, our
champion, be a shrinking violet?
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Miguel Pupo delivers the coupe de grace to
Tahitian wildcard Kauli Vaast. WSL
Little-known Brazilian Miguel Pupo stuns
world at Outerknown Tahiti Pro with “sheer wizardry… as good as
anyone could have surfed!”
By JP Currie
When we think of the Brazilian Storm, no-one
mentions Miguel Pupo.
The eternal problem with good waves is that they must
die.
Casual surfers can mourn the end of a run of swell but look
forward to the next. It’s just part of the staccato rhythm of
life.
For competitors there’s no next time. Each day you paddle into a
different arena. Often in surf competitions, we face finals that
have little relevance to all that has preceded them.
Finals Day at Teahupoo did build momentum towards a climactic
ending and worthy final, but the beginning felt a little flat.
The canvas for the heroic artists of yesterday was gone. Good
waves still appeared, but they were of a different nature. Today
was about positioning, not pluckiness.
And so heroes fell in the quarters.
Matt McGilivray was convincingly vanquished by Kauli Vaast.
Nathan Hedge looked like he might have retained the flow of
yesterday when he opened with an 8.83, but then couldn’t find a
2.17 to overcome Ibelli, despite having thirty minutes to do
so.
“Those couple of millimetres and moments went my way yesterday,”
Hedge said in his post-heat interview, referencing a couple of
waves he never made that would unquestionably have sealed
victory.
I disagreed.
Yesterday was not about millimetres or moments for Hedge, it was
about sheer force of will and experience.
Where does he go from here, I wondered? It seems a strange
question to be asking of a man of forty-three, and I certainly
don’t expect him in more CT comps, but I do wonder how you come
down.
Slater was fortunate to overcome Yago Dora. Needing a
seven-something in the dying minutes he found a wave that looked
solid, but had commentators humming and hawing about whether it was
enough. It came in well above the requirement at 8.10, and the
event sponsor progressed.
Miguel Pupo defeated Kanoa convincingly, but not yet with the
panache that would eventually lead him to overall victory.
While the swell continued to lull and ebb, some women’s heats
were run.
When we came back, it was to the unlikely spectacle of local
wildcard, twenty-year-old Kauli Vaast, decimating Kelly Slater in a
manner that might never have been done before.
Much was made of this in comment sections, claims that Slater
choked etc. This was absolutely not the case. What did transpire
was Vaast racking up rapid fire scores for threading tubes on the
inside ledge, whilst Slater waited for bigger outside waves that
just weren’t there.
You might put it down to a tactical error, a mis-read of
conditions, but really Slater was probably resigned to the fact
that the swell was dying and with it his chances of winning. I’m
sure he sat outside hoping to will the waves that might allow him
to work his magic.
In the end he only caught one wave for a 1.17, simply so he
didn’t end the heat on zero, which he admitted later he had
considered.
Vaast, by contrast, had five solid scores on the way to a 17.33
total.
Noteworthy was his switch-stance barrel, a skill we’d seen him
foreshadow yesterday. The judges didn’t really buy it or award the
supreme difficulty, causing much consternation among pundits and
fans.
“I do believe the future is utilising both directions,” said
Pete Mel later.
In the comment section, Matt Warshaw took a more artistic view.
“That’s the most Slater thing I’ve ever seen,” he noted.
In the second semi, Miguel Pupo caught fire.
You’d never know it looking at his 13.50 final heat total, but
in reality he weaved tube after tube on the inside, negotiating
foamballs and falling sections here, planting arms in the face to
control his speed there. It was sheer wizardry, and as good as
anyone could have surfed the waves on offer.
For some reason, the judges appeared to be waiting for something
more. In my view, Miguel’s high sixes were more like eights. His
mastery of the conditions was absolutely on a par with Vaast in the
preceding heat.
The flow for both Vaast and Pupo carried over into a highly
entertaining final match-up, blessed with solid waves.
The two men were unquestionably the best surfers on this day, as
evidenced by their trading of technical barrel riding in the
final.
There was vociferous support from the channel for both men. The
local boy enjoyed a partisan crowd, of course, but Miggy Pupo seems
an enduringly popular figure among fellow professionals, none more
so than his brother, Sammy, who was overjoyed to witness his big
brother’s first final in ten years at the culmination of his own
wildly successful rookie season.
In the end, it was Pupo’s day. He had tapped into a rare rhythm
that you might recognise from your own good sessions, in your own
meagre context, of course. It’s also something you can spot if you
watch enough pro surfing.
It finally came together for Miguel Pupo, and ardent fans of
professional surfing should celebrate that.
He’s been on and off Tour since 2011. Not only had he not won a
competition until today, but his only previous semi-final
appearances were Snapper in 2015 and Pipe this year. That’s scant
encouragement to keep plugging away at a professional surf career.
Especially in the face of more heralded countrymen.
When we think of the Brazilian Storm, no-one mentions Miguel
Pupo.
He’s of a different mould, of course. He’s less likely to
explode above the lip with waving arms and more inclined to keep
his rails set and arms low. His is an aesthetic that the purists
can admire, a blend of fundamentals and style.
He harnessed a flow state today, catching endless waves and
seeming to make everything he went for, even hunting them down
under priority. It was a masterclass in tuberiding, physical
fitness, and flow. A relentless flurry that rendered Ibelli
catatonic and pushed Vaast harder than anyone else had.
And although the majority of today was just slightly overhead,
not perhaps the Teahupoo we revere, he can wrangle the heavy ones
as well as anyone. He did it yesterday. He did it at Pipe to kick
off the year.
Pupo, if you’ll believe it, is only thirty. On evidence of Hedge
and Slater, he could be contending for comps in hollow waves for a
decade or more to come.
How dogged are you?
It’s a quality that can’t but be admired. The ability to stick
to a task or goal until you achieve success, to keep getting back
up, keep battling against all adversity.
I consider this to be one of my short-term strengths yet
long-term flaws.
I’m prone to reverie. Always have been. I love things intensely
then let them go. My life is filled with washed-out ghosts of
things I once adored. Like an egg collection. Some I should’ve
loved more, some far less.
Amidst these flaccid husks I wander, searching for the next
thing to love fiercely.
It’s an autistic-type tendency that would almost certainly have
been diagnosed if I were born a decade or two later. I’ve got my
coping strategies, destructive as they may be, and I cope.
I cope.
In many ways I don’t want to change. I feel waves of ecstasy in
moments you might never imagine, in situations I least expect.
Paradise lost then found.
What would I be if not for chasing these feelings?
But I’m always searching for a higher high. My mind never rests.
I’ve a tendency to quit things with a melodramatic flourish.
The ability to focus on what you perceive to be your one true
purpose is to be revered. I reserve deep admiration for those who
can find contentment, and eventual success, in simply chipping
away.
As you progress through life, you might begin to realise that
it’s steadiness that brings reward.
We could all do a lot worse than being a little more like Miguel
Pupo or Nathan Hedge.
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Brazilian journeyman Miguel Pupo delivers
astonishing coupe de grace to “unbeatable” wildcard Kauli Vaast at
Outerknown Tahiti Pro! “That was a clinic in tuberiding!”
By Derek Rielly
Roman Catholic Pupo thanked God and told of a
gruelling training regime, which included workouts in a
gymnasium.
The Brazilian journeyman Miguel Pupo, a surfer who has
long struggled to keep his place on the world tour, has done what
Kelly Slater couldn’t do, defeat the “unbeatable” local
wildcard Kauli Vaast to win the Outerknown Tahiti Pro.
In a dying, but still significant swell, Pupo delivered what
surfing hall-of-famer Peter Mel described as a “tuberiding
clinic”.
“Take note kids,” said the storied big-wave surfer from Santa
Cruz.
Roman Catholic Pupo thanked God, said he’d been waiting ten
years for his first tour win and told of a gruelling training
regime, which included workouts in a gymnasium.
Until meeting Pupo in the final, Vaast, who is twenty, was
untroubled throughout the event, beating world title contender
Ethan Ewing twice, and humiliating five-time Tahiti Pro winner and
greatest surfer of all time, Kelly Slater, in a wildly one-sided
semi final.
As Chas Smith wrote earlier, “There were turns, switch stances,
“hula hooping” in what Peter Mel described as “the best surfing”
he’s “ever seen done in Tahiti. Zero by Slater. Only by Vaast.
The final was a remarkably subdued affair and had to be
restarted after no waves were paddled for in the first ten
minutes.
Despite everything, Pupo was calm, delivered a nine and an
eight, and won the final relatively easily, expressing a complex
subtle nature like that of a real aristocrat.
Full story soon-ish.
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International jaws drop as world’s greatest
surfer Kelly Slater gets put on a spit and roasted, devoured medium
rare, by local wildcard Kauli Vaast in stunning Outerknown Tahiti
Pro semifinal!
By Chas Smith
The GOAT is dead. Long live the GOAT?
This Outerknown Tahiti Pro has been nothing if
not one surprise after another. From Surfline describing the swell
forecast, lightly early, in cartoonish fashion to the women being
tossed into trash to the aforementioned cartoonish swell
materializing, contest owner Kelly Slater pushing pause just so the
waves would fill and he could deeply shame current world number one
Filipe Toledo by trading barrels with an elder employee while
Toledo sat scared to…
Local mana, I suppose.
Too much surprise to appropriately distill but semifinal heat
number one is worth an attempt.
Here we have Kelly Slater, aforementioned, the world’s greatest
surfer who has won eleven world titles and put on an absolute show
in yesterday’s cartoon, getting annihilated by local wildcard,
trials winner, Kauli Vaast.
There were barrels.
There were deeper barrels.
There were turns, switch stances, “hula hooping” in what Peter
Mel described as “the best surfing” he’s “ever seen done in
Tahiti.”
Zero by Slater.
Only by Vaast.
A performance so extreme, so carnal, that it caused WSL
commenters Mel and Kaipo G to openly mock the judges for
underscoring the local Vaast on his circus surfing.
Strider, an admitted Slater fan, declared, “Kelly’s putting on
his glasses out here, trying to find his keys.”
An utter spit roast of the GOAT.
Echoes of when pro juniors Slater and Shane Dorian, decades ago,
humiliated their Australian elders by surfing switch, having fun,
doing what comes easy to the youth.
Slater, on the other hand, reprised Filipe Toledo by almost not
catching a wave. Oh, he certainly wasn’t scared but also certainly
stunned. A bolt to the head.
The GOAT is dead.
Long live the GOAT.
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Surf inspiration Jonah Hill wows adoring
public by following Filipe Toledo’s lead and bravely refusing to
work: “You won’t see me out there promoting this film, or any of my
upcoming films, while I take this important step to protect
myself.”
By Chas Smith
Courageous.
The Outerknown Tahiti Pro certainly has been a
very fine ride. From Surfline’s early cartoonish wave height calls
to terror clawing at Filipe Toledo’s mind, moving to his
lion-adorned heart, to that same terror paralyzing him in the
lineup and creating a beautiful reprise of brave cowardice. From
Kelly Slater and Nathan Hedge, elders, owning the narrative, Jack
Robinson throwing a potential asterisks upon the 2022 season if
things pan out certain ways at Trestles, Matthew McGillivray
defying physics, Chopu, Te-a-hu-po’o, Chopu’u’u, Tea’ho’p’u’u.
Wonderful and still not over but let us not forget surf
inspiration and and iconoclast Jonah Hill making sweet news,
yesterday, by boldly refusing to work, much like the aforementioned
Filipe Toledo and his future asterickses.
In a tersely worded statement, Hill penned:
I have finished directing my second film, a documentary
about me and my therapist which explores mental health in general
called “Stutz.” The whole purpose of making this film is to give
therapy and the tools I’ve learned in therapy to a wide audience
for private use through an entertaining film.
Through this journey of self-discovery within the film, I
have come to the understanding that I have spent nearly 20 years
experiencing anxiety attacks, which are exacerbated by media
appearances and public facing events.
I am so grateful that the film will make its world premiere
at a prestigious film festival this fall, and I can’t wait to share
it with audiences around the world in the hope that it will help
those struggling. However, you won’t see me out there promoting
this film, or any of my upcoming films, while I take this important
step to protect myself. If I made myself sicker by going out there
and promoting it, I wouldn’t be acting true to myself or to the
film.
I usually cringe at letters or statements like this but I
understand that I am of the privileged few who can afford to take
time off. I won’t lose my job while working on my anxiety. With
this letter and with “Stutz,” I’m hoping to make it more normal for
people to talk and act on this stuff. So they can take steps
towards feeling better and so that the people in their lives might
understand their issues more clearly.
I hope the work will speak for itself and I’m grateful to my
collaborators, my business partners and to all reading this for
your understanding and support.