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Open Thread: Comment Live on potential final’s day of “world’s most popular surf contest” the US Open of Surfing!
Jon Pyzel and Matt Biolos by @theneedforshutterspeed/Step Bros
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World’s most popular surf contest my ass. Maybe for people who don’t actually surf. 90% of the time this event is run in 2ft onshore slop. More like world’s most overrated surf contest!
So epic, longboarding on a closeout, thanks Joel!
NonJohn would not even watch video of himself surfing these waves
I have a confession to get off my chest, and since this chat is dead nobody will see it…I just spotted the first grey hairs in my beard and bought a surfline subscription…..is this what old age is like?
If you’re enjoying the longboarding as well then all hope is gone.
Think this is a question for Ashton
Anyone know what time the rioting kicks off?
fwd from VONR…a musical…a riot! https://youtu.be/JZm1krVKzBY
Lo and behold, the most unsuccessful, least commented live comment thread ever!
@notcommentingtoday
I’ll comment later
2 options, NST: heat 1 in HB tomorrow, 8AM…OR book it to LAX for a quick midnight flight to Puerto…swell due to arrive…as soon as you land…but we have a boat to move…you won’t even see the beach/
Is joel still suspended from WSL..interesting as this is his baby
his son surfed today, duct tape jr/
also, where is the duct tape…..false advertising
Wrongboarding
I thought longboarding was a Trans sport, why are there two divisions
Post-op vs. Pre-op…
Hi… I’m here for the gang-bang?
9:40AM Duct Tape longings…Tudor, Jr is in white!
Oh boy… another day at ‘The Dullest Surf Contest in the World’.
Can I get a root canal instead?
first laugh of the AM, OT! yeah, when the comment thread is more entertaining than the production in the water…but hey! that’s not our problem…FunGrit
Modern Judging:
One turn on a close out—7 (as long as you claim hard enough)
Four turns on a better wave—4.5
K-hole had a pretty decent backside cover-up on a set…5.7. CT did you see any barrel-riding?
The fact that he even found a barrel in those conditions should have been rewarded.
There were a few
I can go straight and get barrelled. Effectively scoring the wave over the surfing done on it.