Advertising material for the bike presents a compelling case for its use promising “majestic rides, trailblazing voyages and incredible sunset spins across the water.”

Surfers forced to flee for their lives as nine-thousand dollar “pedal catamaran” careers through lineup at iconic surf spot, “The craft smashed into pieces everywhere. Not many people were happy with him when he made it back in to shore!”

"The S1-C water bike gives people of all ages and athletic abilities an exhilarating bike ride on the open water for fun, fitness, and exploration."

Surfers at Burleigh Heads, not always the most welcoming when it comes to anything that might disrupt the iconic lineup’s hierarchy or calm, were forced to flee for their lives on Wednesday when a “pedal catamaran” careened through the crowd.

In a short video posted to Instagram by local Cameron Burke, a thrill seeker on a nine-thousand dollar Schiller Water Bike which has been designed “to take your breath away” attempts to catch a wave before nose-diving and losing the craft on the famous rocks.

Surfers dive for their lives as the contraption is loosed from its master.

“The craft smashed into pieces everywhere. Not many people were happy with him when he made it back in to shore. It could have done some serious damage,” Burke told the Gold Coast Bulletin.

The newspaper’s readers, surprisingly, were more pro-bike than pro-surfer.

They said the same to me on Surfers beach when i ventured out in my new LONG BOARD many moons ago, ha ha get over it.

Too many whingers in the ocean.

The way I see it this crazy contraption went well over a single surfer, who duck dived appropriately under it, and it was well away from tne general public, so settle down, nothing to see here…except what might have been happening to his belongings or his car for “tresspassing” on the local boardriders ocean.

The Burleigh locals can take it – Harden up and stop crying to the media. 

Surfers are soft.

The Karens of the ocean.

My son got caught in a rip out there when we were surfing one day at the point – The older locals just laughed and yelled out ‘ya might get eaten by a shark boy”   So stop crying about you might have nearly gotten runover by a bloke having fun. You don’t own the break Karen.

Advertising material for the bike presents a compelling case for its use promising “majestic rides, trailblazing voyages and incredible sunset spins across the water.”

Watch video here. 

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Zoran Joksimovic
Zoran Joksimovic
4 years ago

“…CAREERS THROUGH LINEUP…” ??

Did you me careens ?

Thanks for keeping the surfer genius image alive and well

bryan mannoia
bryan mannoia
4 years ago

anyone calling anyone else karen should slap themselves silly. I just don’t have time to do it myself. stupid and racist term brought to you by liberals. whiny liberals.

Matt
Matt
4 years ago

He is surfing a wave. What are they complaining about?

Brian Joseph
Brian Joseph
4 years ago

It’s “careens” not careers… just saying

UncleD. 🅾️U
UncleD. 🅾️U
4 years ago

Seriously at least proof read your title.

Marcus Graham
Marcus Graham
4 years ago

What’s with all the delutional comments about surfers. The article doesn’t interview a single surfer yet all the kooks who can’t surf jump on the surfer bashing. Take you tank of a vessel somewhere else before you seriously hurt someone. Yes yes nobody owns the surf but im sure some with kids wouldn’t want them being hit in the face by an out of control paddle board or stupid contraption careering down a wave at them either. No different to any ski hill that has areas only for ski-doo and areas only for toboggans. People don’t want to be run down by a half ton out of control ski doo or by some fatty in a tube.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

red rocks…theater…
Oz where do we piss on it…
“Alamo!”

get it back jack…
or wwe’ll do it again…

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
4 years ago

I’m compelled to ask for a BG crowdfund, and I’ll buy one of these not for the majestic sunset cruises, but to help clear the crowd at First Point the old-fashioned way: blunt-force trauma. Over and over, everyday, until normalcy and meritocracy regain their places in the lineup, and VALs turn to roller-blading again.

burnerfr
burnerfr
4 years ago

you sound like a huge fag

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
4 years ago
Reply to  burnerfr

Thanks man. I don’t know what huge fags sound like, tho. What sort of company do you keep? And if you were saying as a compliment to break the ice and invite me on a date, sorry burnefr, I’m flattered but I don’t swing that way.

Indycar4ever
Indycar4ever
4 years ago

Shake the weed blur dude and pruuuff read at least your title before your CAREER CAREERS out of control.

Fritz Groszkruger
Fritz Groszkruger
4 years ago

Carreens, in the title.
But yeah. Now I’m glad I live in Iowa. It was just kooks and tar in the sixties.

Jhonsun
Jhonsun
4 years ago

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Jhonsun
4 years ago

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Streetdaddy
Streetdaddy
4 years ago

Stupendously simple to find the footage on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/r…

Subantarctic Communist Sealion
Subantarctic Communist Sealion
4 years ago

Good. Lets face it. Surfers are cunts.

Charlie Gilreath
Charlie Gilreath
4 years ago

Yeah also had same experience paddeling out on a long boatd or a paddle board n a short board line up …..most these pukes are not local they are just more of the same gen of complainers and wimps. And if they are local screw off even more i grew up in HB and the attitude today makes me laugh …..surf and let surf …you want to ride a bike down a wave go for it how about tow in remeber that was evil once too ……relax there is always another wave …..it was never your wave anyway and its not your beach….. your just a clump of dust floating in Gods ocean

UncleD. 🅾️U
UncleD. 🅾️U
4 years ago

Ya, try that logic at pipeline

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago

The Karen’s of the ocean, surfers, look at what your become 😒

OriginalJud
OriginalJud
4 years ago

Nice paywall on the link, friends of yours?

Board Barnacle
Board Barnacle
4 years ago

Another category for next year’s US open with kaipo and Shannon calling it.

Shafts
Shafts
4 years ago

“Watch video here” after a subscription…fuck off

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
4 years ago
Reply to  Shafts

Shafted

lindz
lindz
4 years ago
Reply to  Shafts

Karen

Wilbur
Wilbur
4 years ago
Reply to  Shafts

Fuck this site.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

ceviche, if you brought fish…

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