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Generational talent (pictured).
Generational talent (pictured).

American internet providers scramble to increase capacity as World Surf League announces television re-broadcast of most-watched Final’s Day in history!

Cancel your plans.

“Cord cutting” was supposed to free us all from the bondage of cable, satellite dishes, of entertainment packages we did not care for but were forced to buy. We were supposed to win choice, freedom, a paradise of watching what we want, when we want but alas, reality has not been quite as rosy. It costs a fortune to buy every little separate thing, for one, and our viewing pleasure depends on rock solid internet speeds.

Well, American fans of professional surfing are, this morning, scrambling to add ESPN2 to their channels, damn the cost, while television streamers are frantically trying to increase capacity as the World Surf League has announced that the most watched event in history is set to be re-broadcast tonight.

Per the press release:

The 2022 Rip Curl WSL Finals had it all. In front of the huge crowd at Lower Trestles, a generational talent battled to win his well-deserved first World Title and a legend cemented her legacy as the greatest of all time. Relive the action and watch WSL Presents: The Rip Curl WSL Finals Tonight at 8pm PST/11pm EST on ESPN2.

The huge crowd at Lower Trestles.

A generational talent.

A legend cementing legacy as GOAT.

Prepare for regional brownouts.

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channelbottom

Far out.
Why do the Fake LIBERAL Media keep using the Fake edited PHOTO?!?!?!

THIS IS THE REAL ONE:
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

AI (for ever) .

His actually screaming

“ I surf waves this big!”

Ramathorn

Rugby League World Cup, T20 Cricket World Cup, Womens Rugby World Cup for us down under. Trestles Replay though!

tim_nelsen

Yeti Stadium…

tim_nelsen

Ok 16 minutes in, the show flows…all main characters intro’d…feminine bias.

right into a tommy john commercial…
others were non-offensive…
where is this place?

Yankee Stadium?

tim_nelsen

it on!

channelbottom

I’m reading this while ‘experiencing a brownout’.

I’m panicking slightly because the roll of specialist paper next to me is down to the last shreds.

Occ Topus

I wasn’t even interested in watching the contest live, why would I care about it being rebroadcast?

tim_nelsen

Management is sniffing glue and the PR dept. is promoting it! May try to watch, if only to see who’s brands are sponsoring…

These things go better with COKE…

Liberty, Liberty, Liberty… Mutual

HydroFlask

Gorilla Glue (use only as intended)

Virgin Mobile

Fly Emirates

Heal The Bay

https://c8.alamy.com/comp/A…

Jimmy the Saint

ESPN2 are drinking the kool aid, dumb fuckers!

tim_nelsen

irishman is trending on n-flix as is the ’89 World Cup of Sailing where the Aussie’s won with a winged-fin on their ballast~ san jose


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