Twelve Tribes members (pictured) celebrating.
Twelve Tribes members (pictured) celebrating.

1115th best surfer in the world infiltrates dangerous alleged white supremacist cult that specializes in organic sandwiches and unconventional view that “slavery was a marvelous opportunity for black people!”

Brave work.

Professional surfers, by and large, are not considered to be overly “engaged” in exposing troublesome, potentially exploitative societal subcultures. The Spicoli stereotype of only needing a few tasty waves, a fine buzz and a 12.34 heat total is generally truer than not which makes Danny Berk’s current mission that much more notable.

The current World Surf League number 1115, whose best result on tour was 25th at the Shoe City Pro and only falling to Kolohe Andino, has been spending less time perfecting his Huntington Hop and, instead, heading into a San Diego compound that is home to a “Twelve Tribes” community in an attempt to shed light on some allegedly nasty business.

The group is described by Southern Poverty Law Center thusly: “…a Christian fundamentalist cult born in the American South in the 1970s, is little-known to much of the country, and on first impression its communes and hippie-vibed restaurants and cafes can seem quaint and bucolic. But beneath the surface lies a tangle of doctrine that teaches its followers that slavery was ‘a marvelous opportunity’ for black people, who are deemed by the Bible to be servants of whites, and that homosexuals deserve no less than death.”

One of those “hippie-vibed” restaurants just so happens to be in Vista, California a handful of miles from Oceanside, where Berk and his partner Reckless Ben begin their dangerous mission. The two explain what the Twelve Tribes believe and how they plan on infiltrating and uncovering and then off they go for organic sandwiches then a trip to “the middle of nowhere.”

I infiltrated & exposed a real life Cult! | Ep 1

Berk and Ben fear if they are found out they might be killed, warning viewers neither are suicidal and so if their bodies happen to turn up deceased then, well, look no further than the deli.

Modern day Upton Sinclairs.

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Sean Connery
Sean Connery
3 years ago

The one constant in any cult is eventually god will tell the leader that he needs to fuck your woman.

J H
J H
3 years ago

I’m also half Kraut, thank you very much.

DavidC
DavidC
3 years ago

It’s sad people are so frighten of dying!

benstandsup
benstandsup
3 years ago

god bless sam

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

Full retro, those dudes. SPLC? They’re even worse calling out old Sano locals that have been underexposed to nuclear radiation and overdosed on LSD. A real test of wills would pit the SPLC against the The Brotherhood of Eternal Love against The Twelve Tribes in a contest at Lemoore with prizes including wildcards into any WSL event of their choice, stage try-outs as extras on Jonah’s Jerry Garcia movie, free mental health evaluations by Kelly (and Dr. Stutz), and a BG Badge for By-Goners.

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
3 years ago

Wow they are in CA? That’s something i would expect out of FL.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  FL Skunk Ape

Valley Center is home to the Bate’s Nut Farm. I took a daughter to my high school prom and showed her mine!

Eesha Williams
Eesha Williams
3 years ago

Good article. This racist cult is in Vermont too — their compound is a 2 hour drive from the surf spots of New Hampshire. NH gets good waves once every few years for an hour or so. But there are busy surf shops there selling Billabong crap. Rhode Island is well worth the extra 30 minutes.

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
3 years ago

Hope the team at Kustom have been spared 🙏

channelbottom
channelbottom
3 years ago

OK
That’s it.
I am quitting BG until the commenting glitch (error or purposeful) is fixed.

I have tried 5 times to get to the comments for the top story and each time only getting into comments for the second.

I’m out.
Somebody email me when you get it sorted.

Eesha Williams
Eesha Williams
3 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

OK I’ll be sure to do that since you didn’t provide an email address. I agree Disqus is awful.

J H
J H
3 years ago

The SPLC has literally never met a person, place or thing that they couldn’t label as racist.

Eesha Williams
Eesha Williams
3 years ago
Reply to  J H

Please check out their web site and decide for yourselves rather than trusting JH. Also, can someone explain why there is a Confederate flag next to JH’s “name”? Thanks.

J H
J H
3 years ago
Reply to  Eesha Williams

Yes, please go to their website to see how they declare everyone and everything racist.

Even WaPo calls out their phony racism shtick.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  J H

wannabe Merry Pranksters, unless…they directed their attention to the FBI. now…that would be something!

J H
J H
3 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

The FBI would set them up on the Ray Epps Plan and make them informants.

benstandsup
benstandsup
3 years ago
Reply to  Eesha Williams

that’s the asshole badge. JH earned that thing years ago

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

Join the WSA to fight pollution and surf a contest…send $20 to Santa Cruz…Kolohe did! Where’s Nat Young?

Barrelled
Barrelled
3 years ago

Shower needed after that read.

Tom
Tom
3 years ago

I’m thinking of starting a commune and seceding from Oz – “the Church of Groot” or something similar! Times right

Board Barnacle
Board Barnacle
3 years ago
Reply to  Tom

Don’t forget your horse and sword.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
3 years ago

So Otto opened a restaurant! No wonder he’s been too busy to comment.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

Charter Dishwasher from The Chart House here…order there...”Hi, I’m Hobart…”


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