Has Tyler Wright spoken?
Men who consider 1996 to be peak surf were dealt an extremely heavy blow, overnight, as it appears Surfer (The Girl) has lost core sponsor Rip Curl. The contest, hosted by Surfer (The Bar), which is the last remaining li’l bit of Surfer (The Magazine), pits woman against woman but not in thirty-minute heats with priority, waves, speed, power, flow, etc.
No.
The winner is selected by popular vote based on slammin’ bods, bangin’ rigs, rockin’ packages, etc.
Olde school (written in Olde English font).
And, as of two days ago, the winner was set to receive $1500 cash and a $500 Rip Curl gift card.
The Torquay-based surf brand, recently sold to outdoor specialists Kathmandu, a major sponsor of the event.
Well, as of this morning, the victor will, apparently, be robbed of her gift card.
Rip Curl’s instantly recognizable logo has also been scrubbed from related pages.
What could have happened?
The world’s biggest surf website celebrated the tournament, also coincidentally two days ago, and wondered, at the end, what team rider Tyler Wright might think of it all.
Is this the answer?
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Tyler prefers a good old wet t-shirt comp
I heard R had to pull out, as their were no Asians in the event , which would be outside their mantra of “Made in N Korea!
If I was in a coma the last 20 years and recently came out it… I’d think I woke up in a parallel opposite topsy-turvy ass backwards universe.
Eclipsed its rivals.
My understanding is that the “package,” and therefore the “rockin’ package,” is a male-only attribute? Have things changed?
See Sid “the Package” Abruzzi.
was he cast in the Human Centipede movie 2009, or the sequel?
need ice?
was ’96 Peak Surf?
If so, I fucked it up as I don’t believe I went in the ol’ saline solution at ALL that year.
Maybe once or twice sans surfboard to wash off the sins of the previous evening.
‘Only a DJ Knows the Feeling’
doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.
It’s nice to see more, as the story has definitely developed
Has anyone done a touch of research on the RipCunt female wet suits n bikini range , yea Wright ??
RipeCunt
I’m more concerned about them switching the 2nd & 3rd place prizes. Which is more valuable? I would assume the spa, but now it’s a 3rd place prize.
Isn’t she lovely!
A HUGE trans man won a recent beauty contest in New Hampshire.
Biological male ‘Brian’ won “Miss Greater Derry” a pageant under the
Miss America organization.
https://www.thegatewaypundi…
Got the greater part right.
how ’bout the after shot where all the real girls are pulling each other’s hair out! and the mothers FFS holding a press conference…what an after math…more as the story develops? think not, want not!
It looks like the judges had a type
The fact that you noticed the Rip Curl gift card was removed from the prize list…
Chas visiting the contest page much?
Im so confused. Do u have to be human to enter? Rip curl was upset about body shaming? Why not just change contest so its not about titts and ass and make it about being kick ass? What lady can punt and smack the lip so u can hear it line up. Or just send pics of your pet. Remember covid causes brain shrinkage
I can’t believe you are unaware of the pimp black market of Rip Curl gift cards.
If you’re pimpin them out, ill take one.
Maybe you can host your own Surfer(the commentor that doesnt surf contest)?
Good to see that Rip Curl went ahead and did the Wright thing.