Surf fans on edge as “lesser known but steamy details of past romances including Kelly Slater” promised in Pamela Anderson’s soon-to-be-released memoir!

Is “Leak Hot Juice” an actual phase of releasing a book? I think we finally got to the bottom of why Derek has been so focused on books.

I doubt Pamela book will be completely honest. So pay attention! Child Pirate’s uncle whom will remain nameless/close source was partially responsible for getting me kicked out of the room I was renting from shaper Steve Elliot’s, Kahuku home in early 90’s. Most likely sole cause or final straw of Pamela and ke11y demise and break up years later. How do I know this you may ask. After a long night plus kava ceremony on the island of Tavarua. Child Pirate’s uncle found himself eating breakfast and enjoying the tropical smell and sounds on the beautiful island protected by cloud break reef. Part way through his meal a gastro collision of sorts takes effect. With little encapsulation between his board shorts and sphincter he blasts a fart that soon will disrupt the heavens and Slater’s cupid. Unbeknownst to Child Pirate’s uncle, Pamela had joined the group breakfast sitting directly behind said soon to be dirty surf trunks. I don’t know if he soiled or just gassed the barbed wire maiden. I do know their was no amount of air that could remedy such a blast through that Fijian hut. Finally Miss Anderson made it clear and well of her disgust and had to walk off such an assault to her beauty. This is a true story..

Child Pirate’s uncle is a accomplished goofy footer whom could hold his own in overhead hollow surf. Age has slowed him down a notch or two but still can end up on the wave of the day.
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