Strider's lurid tits!

World Surf League personality famous for lurid “attack dog tits” reveals the London drug bust that drove his family to California, “He went down hard for almost 10 years! We left the next day on a plane to Los Angeles!”

"We saw it all, death, drugs, violence…"

There are many reasons to fall in love with the WSL commentator Strider Wasilewski, still boyish at fifty and whom we can imagine falling gratefully asleep every night, tucked spoon-fashion into beloved wife, one hand babyishly grasping a breast as a child clutches a favourite toy for comfort when he enters the frightening realm of a dream. 

Shall we list the ways?

His now famous attack dog tits, a surf career that included a sponsorship by Quiksilver and a place in the Pipe hierarchy , as well as his rise from the skate ghetto of Dogtown, and now, in his harvest years, a man with the elasticity and balance of an adolescent.

And, today, the wild revelation that the only reason he ended up living in Santa Monica, then a hotbed of high-performance surf and skate stars, Jay Adams, Tony Alva etc, was a drug bust in London when he was only six. 

“In 1978 there was a knock on the door of our flat in the suburbs of London,” Strider told his 100k-plus followers on Instagram. “My pops had just left to go get Chinese food as we had company over… The knock was loud and inappropriate, it was “The Bobby’s!” (English Police). As the guests tried to stash the the illegal substances they kicked in the door and raided the house. I vaguely remember standing close by the front door when my dad got close enough to the house to realize what was going on! I was held by the shirt as he was detained out front on the street… He went down hard for almost 10 years! We left the next day on a plane to Los Angeles, stayed at our Uncle Jim’s and with our God Parents Edward & Sharon until we landed in this building picture above, The Sea Castle Apts.. Rent Controlled and on the beach, $300 a month for a 2 bedroom apt.! All we had was the beach, we saw it all, death, drugs, violence and WAVES. My brother @mescalito70 and I would wait on the shoreline for people to lose their boards and we would grab them. Ride them in the whitewash until they realized we had em. That’s how I started surfing.” 

Strider is a rare commodity in the surf game, candour his great quality. Speaking to The Surfers Journal a while back, he described his wild life in Santa Monica and Venice. 

“I saw a guy get shot in front of my house. And they used to deal drugs in the alley behind us. There were drug addicts that lived on the beach and under the pier. It was the Dogtown era. I moved there in ’78. It was right when Tony Alva and Jay Adams were hitting their peaks—doing what you see in the movies. They were stars. They’d kick me out of the parties because I was too young. They didn’t want me to see what was going on. In that sense, they were looking out for me, which thinking about it now, was really cool of them. I can’t believe most of those guys made it through those days. When I started surfing, I couldn’t go to Venice. My little crew could go down there and skate, but we weren’t even allowed to walk out to the breakwater. The guys would throw rocks at us, beat us up, break our fins, and then tell us to go home. They didn’t care that we were little kids. Slowly, I became friends with a kid named Ricky Massie, who was my childhood rival as a surfer. Through him, I got a hall pass to go to Venice. His family members were Venice gangsters. Even though the rest of us were terrified to go down to the breakwater, Ricky was probably safer down there than he was in his neighborhood. We used to go to parties at his house that were so scary.”

Iconic.

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tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

“switched channels to moby dick, moby grape, and boone’s farm, mom… call me strawberry…whatever. take me to the beach, bitch/”

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

tribe. there’s no other word. favelas. water ready. gear. beach. enter. salt air…like mom’s apple pie with ice cream…and 4-hour hot water showers. R & R the tittie pic~

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
3 years ago

Well the strider name for aragorn came from him being a ranger and “striding” around middle earth while travelling incognito. My ex gf got mixed up and thought he was called “slider”. Always made me lol.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

is summerland still in play from seepage??

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
3 years ago

Are you guys incapable of doing your own interviews except with eddie rothman?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
3 years ago
HiNorthShoreSurfer
HiNorthShoreSurfer
3 years ago

Lived on Millwood Ave back in 78-81 during the Road Skate Era Etc…

astro
astro
3 years ago

Dez, come on. Jeez, lurid ? Really ?
adjective: lurid
unpleasantly bright in colour, especially so as to create a harsh or unnatural effect.

There’s our boy with a grey polo buttoned to the neck. That’s a fucken travesty and a crime, right there. Attack nipple somewhat attractive to sick cunts, I spose. But not lurid.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
3 years ago

Is that where it comes from?

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
3 years ago

Attack dog tits
Jordy’s nipples
Aritz the tits
Tittiana

Have I missed anyone?

Instalo Feedeira
Instalo Feedeira
3 years ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

Titalo Ferreira

JSC
JSC
3 years ago

Strider was the little blonde kid surfing at Topanga, doing all those lip taps and think he was ripping : )

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
3 years ago
Reply to  JSC
Barrelled
Barrelled
3 years ago
Reply to  JSC

You guys remember Ganja surf wax? A guy named Shaun and ???? owned it I believe. They used to cart Slider Strawberry around to surf.

Kama'aina
Kama'aina
3 years ago
Reply to  Barrelled

John was the other Ganja wax guy. Still is maybe? They always had a kid like Strider around. Vince Perry was a kid from Carp that was on that program too and a great surfer.

Barrelled
Barrelled
3 years ago
Reply to  Kama'aina

Haha! VP is in Asia nowadays.

Kama'aina
Kama'aina
3 years ago
Reply to  Barrelled

Miss that guy. He was on Kauai a bunch in the 90’s – early 00′

Barrelled
Barrelled
3 years ago
Reply to  Kama'aina

He hasn’t changed much. Ha!

Instalo Feedeira
Instalo Feedeira
3 years ago

Tolkien fans in the 70’s were definitely clean…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

dad’s were reading it to us kids FFS.

JSC
JSC
3 years ago

Santa Monica and Venice used to be slum – cheap and dirty, with a lot of drugs; users and dealers.

It was not a nice place to grow up.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
3 years ago
Huli Opu
Huli Opu
3 years ago

One of the best of the best. RIP

https://youtu.be/BG2BbnVH1bk

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

dropped some coinage in your slot machine…

Andy C
Andy C
3 years ago

Well ya’d have to be on drugs to call ya kid Strider

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
3 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

Strider + Mescal .
Rockstars by birthright

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
3 years ago

It’d be interesting to see how much of his troubled six yr old transient childs memory is actually real, and how much is a reflection of other peoples memories/stories, picked up during (and after) an obviously problematic life at such a tender age.

Are there any interviews with those far older (and already world famous) guys talking about how much a part of their scene 6 yr old (unknown, fresh off the plane from Pommyland) Strydey was ?

If so, that’d be interesting.

And if not, it’d be understandable, seeing as he’s a 50 yr old with 44 yr old ‘memories’ after all, troubled memories at that…

Kama'aina
Kama'aina
3 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Could be but I know that the Venice crew was very scary. Ricky Massie surfed very good so he did all the am comps around LA and sometimes his family would show up to watch his heats and we would just about piss ourselves in fear. There is a big difference between real gangsters and want-a-be gangsters in LA in the mid to late 80’s. And Strider was down with Ricky and his family was for real. Ricky is one hell of a surfboard laminator as of the last time I saw him on Kauai pre covid.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
3 years ago

Pommie Tommie


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