Long-suffering surf fans break into sobs as The Eddie gets cancelled after being called on for first time in eight years!

Devastation.

Yesterday, long-suffering surf fans could not believe their eyes when they learned that the most prestigious surf contest on earth, The Eddie, had been called ON. Last run eight years ago, and won by Greg Long, the invitation only big wave extravaganza is something to behold and with giant surf rolling toward Waimea Bay, there on Oahu’s North Shore, everything was lining up just gloriously.

Just gloriously, that is, save the dastardly wind.

Eddie Aikau’s brother Clyde took to the microphone and delivered the devastating news.

The wind has turned it OFF.

Due to the wind conditions that are going to be prevalent in the early morning and due to the size of the swell in the early morning, we are going to cancel the Eddie for Wednesday,” he told the gathered press.

While hardened surf fans tried to stifle sobs, Clyde attempted to provide hope, declaring that Jan. 22 might be a favorable date.

Little consolation, I suppose, for those brave invited few already on planes. Per sources close to the competitors, most were inbound and some from far flung locations.

Will they stay and enjoy a North Shore winter or hightail home?

Much sad.

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Saffa Surfer
Saffa Surfer
3 years ago

Eddie could go
Eddie should go
Eddie would go
But couldn’t

HiNorthShoreSurfer
HiNorthShoreSurfer
3 years ago

Looking for Developer for Wave Pool

Craven Morehead
Craven Morehead
3 years ago

Haha even if you drew a map to it, the boys aren’t gonna let any donkeys get any waves. That or the current will sweep them away.

JSC
JSC
3 years ago

Eddie would Go – but Clyde pulls back. Just saying.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
3 years ago

George would have checked.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

crab cells

Craven Morehead
Craven Morehead
3 years ago

Psych!!!

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
3 years ago

Eddie would have gone
But the wind is far too strong
Haiku should not rhyme…

Instalo Feedeira
Instalo Feedeira
3 years ago

The Eddie is as reliable as the real estate tips on Beach Grit.

Piskian
Piskian
3 years ago
Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
3 years ago

I think Chava is headed over to you place for a “chat”

Craven Morehead
Craven Morehead
3 years ago

Dumb fuckers love to post photos of places that they should not . If you know you know if you don’t fuck off.

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
3 years ago

Granola bars at ease, cunts.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

spiralina hittin stores near ya

J H
J H
3 years ago

I’ve been crying since I got to Indianapolis so this changes NOTHING.

janeausten
janeausten
3 years ago
Reply to  J H

“I’ve been cryin’ since I got to Indianapolis” sounds like a Merle Haggard song title.

J H
J H
3 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

I’m sure Merle Haggard was smart enough to stay away from Indy.

Nonagon_Infinity
Nonagon_Infinity
3 years ago

Cancel culture plagues novelty surf contest

J H
J H
3 years ago

Novelty?

Novelty?

Surf Ranch is NOVELTY!!

This is THE Eddie!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
3 years ago

Dumber contest than WSL

J H
J H
3 years ago

Now now…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  J H

got outta my arm chair to photodoc the surf report. “yeah. be here in two hours. we’ll plant palms.”

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx….

J H
J H
3 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Ooh…black and white!

Love the aesthetic!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  J H

been this way for weeks…june gloom in da winta…

Howling Jack
Howling Jack
3 years ago

Eddie would have gone

hawaiian haole
hawaiian haole
3 years ago

Its unfortunate the whole North Shore knows about it now, but man, the things I would do to make the voyage over tomorrow… my favorite wave in the world

Skippy
Skippy
3 years ago

Hmmm, perhaps a clandestine collaboration between Aikau family and Hawaiian Airlines? Genius.

Com Turren
Com Turren
3 years ago
Reply to  Skippy

“Aloha and welcome to Honolulu! Your surf contest was cancelled mid-flight, but we’d like to thank you for choosing Hawaiian airlines. Mahalo!”

Skippy
Skippy
3 years ago
Reply to  Com Turren

Book your flight for the end of January, we are DEFINITELY running the contest then!

hawaiian haole
hawaiian haole
3 years ago

Surely you aren’t posting a photo of the only spot in the island chain that will be good due to the wind/swell conditions??

goofyfoot
goofyfoot
3 years ago

Didn’t Jonny Florence last win it?

J H
J H
3 years ago
Reply to  goofyfoot

No…it was Johnny Johnny Florence.


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