A major step up.
Ripples are spreading through the media world, this morning, after it was revealed that Chas Smith, BeachGrit surf journalist and author of four books, one award nominated, had been promoted from his current position to “Khan of All Written Word.”
Smith, who got his start as a contributing writer to Vice, transitioning laterally to Stab then climbing to editor-at-living-large at Surfing before ending up as a surf journalist, and co-founder, of BeachGrit has split opinion in his new role.
While some were quick to praise, adding both fire emojis and heart eye emojis into the social media press release, others consider the controversial figure ill-suited to carry the weight of his title.
“Khan of All Written Word” is a very important job,” one correspondent stated, anonymously so as not to cause an embarrassing row. And while Chas Smith does have an indefatigable, often infuriating, thirst for pumping out many, many jots and tittles each day, the quality of them has been rigorously debated. I belong to the camp that his grammar, alone, should disqualify him from such an august post.”
In any case, Smith will be expected to work closely with the World Surf League’s new Chief of Sport Jessie Miley-Dyer who, herself, was recently promoted to that position from Senior Vice President of Tours and Head of Competition.
“The announcement comes,” according to that press release, “in conjunction with the start of the 2023 WSL Championship Tour (CT) season with the Billabong Pro Pipeline on the famed North Shore of Oahu, Hawaii. In this role, Miley-Dyer oversees the entire competitive landscape for the WSL’s Tours and competitions, including the World Championship Tour, Challenger Series, Qualifying Series, Pro Junior Series, Big Wave, and World Longboard Tour, and specialty events/series. In addition, Miley-Dyer oversees the athlete development pathway as well as the integrity of the sport through judging, scoring operations, and sportsmanship.”
Exciting times.
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I’m standing right here you know
Sniffss like a Jemima Kahn themed drag queen
Barney Fife of Surfing Life…
Mein Kahnpf
Khunt of the written turd?
*khunt
some one call my 94 yr old mom…have not words
boss, ur on ur own…luv ur aa…
standing room only?
boone’s farm strawberry turns matues and blue nun on their heels…bong H2O
they’re fucking dumping sewage on our beach.
every day all day.
our shit is clean…
mother teresa says: “wont worry about what you can’t control…” us smoing fat duba///cubans/
wow Chas
The big note, I suppose, was that reigning champion Stephanie Gilmore
lost to two youngsters and was booted from the competition altogether.
Saved JP 300 w0rds and 5 good jokes.
vest back-to-backs…read them again! posts…
windansea once ran occidental college…I ran humboldt. scripp’s rejected me…a menehune.
too funny, source? in two thumbs or less/
a Khan-do attitude
I like the glasses and the haircut.
I’m Khan of my domain
Please make mine out to “My dearest Llama..”
Kublai!
Bitch Great
Does it feel douch-ey to write about yourself?
No.
What is your next book about?
Covid euro tour?
Your best book is about you.
Just got it free from my e-library 2 days ago.
I love ya Bubba Smith and I’m no ChatGPT but so far I see a lot of tortured syntax.
And remember, periods are our friends.
If you need a good editor drop me a line and I’ll refer you to Jen See.
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suspired library license…
The only thing more distinguished than a linguistics degree from a Christian University is a science degree from a Christian university.
PhD topics include ‘Nothing to see here’ and ‘Yes, God did that too’
Youre a big bang kinda guy.
nurse: “we’re gonna need mores stitches…”