Heartbreak Hotel.
Oh but to be Kelly Slater, handsome, rich, ageless and wildly talented. The adoration of fans, bonded to many wonderful friends, beloved by supermodels, starlets, “television’s sexiest woman ever” as voted on by America Online users.
Yes, Pamela Anderson and the 11x world champion formed a steamy union for two-ish years in the late 1990s after meeting on the hit show Baywatch wherein Slater played the role of Jimmy Slade across from Anderson’s Casey Jean Parker. The two cut an incredibly fine figure, both on and off screen, a sort of fairytale ideal and it was impossible not to be moved by the sweet amour.
Extremely sensual.
Their demise caused much heartache for surf fans though Slater attempted to buoy spirits by declaring, “I learned a lot (from the relationship). I don’t have any ill feelings toward her. I wish her well. Hey, we had an amazing time together.”
Not having “any ill feelings” toward an ex truly grand.
Well, in a bombshell new memoir titled Love, Pamela, out January 31, the Barb Wire heroine was not so generous and admitted to never loving the multiple time Pipe Master.
In an exclusive excerpt borrowed from People magazine, Anderson writes, “My relationship with Tommy (Lee) may have been the only time I was ever truly in love. We had fun and our rule was no rules.”
Ouch.
Anderson and the Mötley Crüe drummer met pre-Slater and married pre-him too, engaging in a tumultuous affair that included sexual videotapes and jail for domestic abuse. Surf fans might have hoped that the ultra highs and devastating lows would have cast the surf great, his health and wellness, stability etc., in a tender light but I guess not.
Heartbreak hotel.
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Nobo means North Bondi! I come south because of the flags. Where are the ropes?
lib arts required class. when the cop pulled me over for a DUI I said: “Officer, but I am a known health educator in this county.” Yeah, that didn’t work!
favorite college class? Mass Communication…medium IS the message. all trying to dumb us down…
50+ plus Bgers from ’round the world. Priceless!
all the sports blogs are copying BG! but none have the quality of our comment threads.
best concert? an outdoor festival in St. Babs w/ Lynyrd Skynard, Jefferson Airplane…ranks third. toss-up Steely Dan at St. Monica or Jeff Beck at The Arlington. Jeff Beck for the win: he’s still playing somewhere o’er the rainbow in heaven’s hall of fame…
liz hurley for the win!
alec baldwin ex-wife also!
Halcyon days
I’ve been putting in the hard yards since we were locked out of the gyms in 2020. In summer I try to surf every day after work, and in winter I’ll often go on weekends if it’s good.
I was there when the covid beach fences came down and ready to learn a new skill – surfing.
You guys are taking the piss out of fit people who pick up new sports really quickly.
It took me just a few weeks to stand up properly and learn the ropes – why do you say it takes years??
Ten miles of bad road.
Any Port in a storm, but fuck me, wouldn’t ride that thing for track work
The whorehouse in dampier, wa, is called port in a storm. The moment a cyclone is declared they ship as many skanks as they can up there to service all the rig pigs.
mexicali sally?
I was drinking with a work guy in ciudad del carmen. Guy keeps this little pomeranian dog with him as a pussy magnet. “Its more cat than dog” he tells me proudly.
Takes me for a “drink” at this seedy dive and i can tell immediately its a whore house. Empty but they wheel out the skanks for us. Me, him and the dog.
He gets talking to this slapper and says how his dog needs a drink, and goes “no hay problema”, flops out a tit and squeezes milk out!
heave!
https://www.barnorama.com/w…
what’s the beef here neg, with this jackmeoff cat?
Any chance we can link to the sex tape?
See Conner coffin thread
help a brother out and supply clif notes…
See Kemper and Florence injury article
Yeah have never got the whole Pam thing.
Seems like a chick where you have to put a layer of chlorine between the 3rd and 4th condom before you enter that shame cave
Are u sure sexiest woman alive wasn’t won by gillian anderson, not pamela anderson?
Going back to books, i recommend “the dirt” on motley crue, the best bit (besides snorting ants out of a ant nest with ozzy) is when tommy lee says “pam had been dating some surfer called kelly slater”.
Savage 🔥
Why don’t you stop being such a fucking kook? And if you’re a world apart from Negz, I’d assume you’re either in Europe or California? Want to smoke one and ease up? Or if that’s not your deal, want to wrestle? I love you but you need some sort of release and I’m unavailable for the sexual variety
Love is only a feeling.
Great vid Justin.
https://youtu.be/QSGa1dW_KoE
I bet he likes gladiator movies and has been inside a Turkish prison.
Has he been inside a cockpit before?
He surely has. Got charged with hi-jacking. Turns out he was just tugging one out.
Midnight Express movie soured my enthusiasm for drug-running… iked the old gladiator movies…Kirk Douglas
There’s always that one woman that STI can be traced back to.
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Mr. TrollFKAJMO, if I could muster just one ten-thousandth of the focus it took to spam BG comments for hours on end, I’m guessing I would be way more productive at my real job. Protest is all good too, sometimes we need a little jolt in our perspective to see things more wisely. But I’m pretty sympathetic to the volunteer (I assume) moderators like Negs who, in my brief sojourn on the BG comment boards, appear to be making a true effort to do a good job. Some of us are a little older, been through some crazy shit in real life, and waking up to 317 comments on BG (287-ish being from you) less freaks us out and more just makes us shake our head, particularly when Negs is so fucken reasonable in response. It’s all good … have a nice pastry, maybe some Caribbean born coffee, perhaps even a smoke if that’s your deal. Check the forecast, pray the water temps are rising, wait patiently for Chas and DR to post again (which at this rate should happen sometime in the next 12-18 hours), and maybe even read a few of those books recommended yesterday (although sounded like you might have covered them all already). Much love, only a little bit of judgment, and kudos to the mods, Negs in particular.
Hey, ease up on the Mod love, mate.
He’s just a Townie wanker.
In the acknowledgments section of Slater’s “Pipe Dreams”:
“To Pamela, you hold many gifts people do not see and you may not even realize. Thank you for your sense of humor and your smile, the endless conversations, and speaking a “new language” with me. Please remember to breathe. “You’re the year that hangs inside my soul forever.”
Translation: “Did I mention that I had sexual intercourse with Pamela Anderson from Baywatch? WELL I DID – many times – and she bloody well loved it.” I heard that Slater’s original draft included a very graphic chapter devoted to the subject (‘The Ride Of My Life’?) that didn’t make the final edit for obvious reasons.