Inspirational T-Girl Sasha Jane Lowerson, at work and play! | Photo: @sashajanelowerson/TikTok

Attackers of T-Girls in women’s sport conspicuously silent after Sasha Jane Lowerson’s shock early loss at World Surf League’s Manly Classic!

"I find it strange seeing in other sports men who did not find the success they wanted switch to the women’s and then succeed.”

It’s supposed to be a slam dunk, a fait accompli, whenever aT-Girl, tranny, Woman+, whatever you want to call ‘em, steps up to the plate.

Swimming, weightlifting, bicycling, surfing, you got T, you gonna win. 

And, in the case of Sasha Jane Lowerson, a forty-five-year-old Fly-In-Flight-Out worker in Australia’s lucrative mining biz, who was one of Australia’s leading male longboarders, even winning the men’s longboard div as Ryan Egan before transitioning three years ago and joining the women’s side of the draw, it’s been mostly true. 

Over the course of a few years, she’s been the gal to beat in Western Australia’s longboard contests. 

This morning, howevs, in pretty three-foot waves at Manly for the WSL’s one-day longboard event there, Lowerson was bundled out in her first heat, albeit a quarter final due to the lack of participants. 

With a pair of fours, Lowerson was stomped by the rest of the field, all bio-gals, including eventual runner-up Kirra Molnar. 

And, despite warnings from shark attack survivor Bethany Hamilton that opportunistic men from Third World countries would soon be flooding women’s sport, gobbling hormone suppressants to “get rich smashing girls” there was barely anyone who wasn’t blonde and caucasian.

Lucy Small, who rocketed to fame a couple of years back when she gave organisers of a longboard contest hell from the stage for paying the women half as much as the men and who who correctly blames the ills of the world on White Men, narrowly missed a place in the final when she finished third in her semi final. 

“I find it strange seeing in other sports men who did not find the success they wanted switch to the women’s and then succeed,” Bethany Hamilton said, although in Lowerson’s case, she owned the men’s div and, lately, has performed poorly in the gals.

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Surfy McSurfyface
Surfy McSurfyface
3 years ago

I thought the punchline was “Kick her in the box”.

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
3 years ago

Sasha vows to never leave a man behind

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
3 years ago

3ft manly is pretty weak surf by any standards , maybethe weight of her cock and balls were actually a disadvantage ? Might need some more rule changes to be inclusive wsl longboarding tour

Luke2136
Luke2136
3 years ago

definitely not a pre-puberty like the others

Kama'aina
Kama'aina
3 years ago

So was JMD not on site to let the judges know the rules? Or did the rules change? Or is Joel correct and there is no need for separate divisions in log events? So many questions. Thank you trans community for all the great convocation starters.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
3 years ago

Spot on! Somedays I’m all in on Steely Dan or Lou Reed while other days Bob Seger(ya I know) sometimes hits right.

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
3 years ago

‘phobe jokes so funny, me likey it…

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
3 years ago

surf requires swimming so better lose a dick than an arm…

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
3 years ago

i see what you did there…

J H
J H
3 years ago

That, too.

J H
J H
3 years ago

Good news!

We can pivot from the latest Tranny Drama™️ to good, old fashioned Racial Drama™️.

Sounds like the Marine who choked out the EDP on the subway was a…gasp…surfer!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  J H

yes please…we must pivot. but not before replacing our divots and appearing like idiots. who’s the idiot in the news?

J H
J H
3 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

I’m not really a golf fan but do appreciate a well manicured course.

Anyway…the gentleman in question…

https://nypost.com/2023/05/…

Dim Sim
Dim Sim
3 years ago

While I get pleasantly, politely and quietly hammered I put the question to the 33 and third of you out there: Best Album? Let it Bleed? No? Surely.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
3 years ago
Reply to  Dim Sim

There can’t be just one:
Aja-Steely Dan
Guitars, Cadillacs, Etc., Etc. – Dwight Yoakam
London Calling- The Clash
The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars- David Bowie
Dark Side of the Moon- Pink Floyd
Single:
Charlie Don’t Surf- The Clash

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  Dim Sim

Nice cut-back, DS…but staying on topic, I was never a fan of The Kink’s Lola. that said:

Jeff Beck- Blow by Blow
Steely Dan- Countdown to Ecstasy
Coltrain- My Favorite Things
Stones- Sticky Fingers
Quicksilver Messenger Service- Happy Trails

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
3 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Sticky Fingers left a mark on me

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

’bout those showbizkids?

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
3 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Mr LaPage is your man

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

best albuns? PM? “Anything Steely Dan…”

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
3 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Mostly true but- Dark Side of the Moon, US Joshua Tree, Elvis Costello My Aim is True, Talking Heads ’77, CLash London Calling, All of Pete Townshends solo work…

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
3 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

catch a fire; hatful of hollow; dead mans party…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  toofattosurf

along the plynth; close to the edge; tom sawyer…

SeverelyLtd
SeverelyLtd
3 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

You must be very old. I turn 70 soon and with the exception of pick four, this could almost be my list. Almost. So you’re wrong but not so far wrong. You need a Bill Evans in there. And we can argue Blow by Blow/Wired and C2E/Can’t Buy a Thrill, but overall, thoughtful picks. I will be following your future with interest.

Italo Post Heat Interview
Italo Post Heat Interview
3 years ago

She went into all that trouble and yet chose a unisex name, Sasha.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
3 years ago

Bruce was already taken.

Italo Post Heat Interview
Italo Post Heat Interview
3 years ago

Shoulda gone with Kelly

Dim Sim
Dim Sim
3 years ago

Kim’s equally good and more than disconcerting when you meet a proto-typical hetero version.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  Dim Sim

the Prince fell in love with two Kim’s during his lifetime and Kimo was his Dad-O…

J H
J H
3 years ago

Someone made those t-shirts.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
3 years ago
Firelipe Torpedo
Firelipe Torpedo
3 years ago

Well there is always the boogie contest. Nobody ever says shit about dick dragging in those.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

the very thought…gives me a tingle!

Mike
Mike
3 years ago

I cant imagine what options a t girl has for a relationship. Straight men don’t want them, I can’t imagine the gay men do either?

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
3 years ago
Reply to  Mike

At a guess, more options than you.

Dim Sim
Dim Sim
3 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

You need a dick pic for an educated guess.

Mike
Mike
3 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Touche🤠

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
3 years ago

Lowerson seems to have been quite emasculated.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
3 years ago

Those whore moans will drain you.

J H
J H
3 years ago

How do get a hormone?

Kick her in the shins!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

“you don’t got that, right?

https://youtu.be/R79yYo2aOZs

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
3 years ago

‘With a pair of fours, Lowerson was stomped by the rest of the field‘

Aka ‘doing a Layne’

david fffff
david fffff
3 years ago

Simple reason really, she can’t get semis anymore

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
3 years ago
Reply to  david fffff

Hahaha fucken cancelled cunt xox

J H
J H
3 years ago
Reply to  david fffff

That’s what happens when you have a shenis.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
3 years ago
Reply to  J H

THIS!!! Shenis is my word for this special day!


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