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Attackers of T-Girls in women’s sport conspicuously silent after Sasha Jane Lowerson’s shock early loss at World Surf League’s Manly Classic!

"I find it strange seeing in other sports men who did not find the success they wanted switch to the women’s and then succeed.”

It’s supposed to be a slam dunk, a fait accompli, whenever aT-Girl, tranny, Woman+, whatever you want to call ‘em, steps up to the plate.

Swimming, weightlifting, bicycling, surfing, you got T, you gonna win. 

And, in the case of Sasha Jane Lowerson, a forty-five-year-old Fly-In-Flight-Out worker in Australia’s lucrative mining biz, who was one of Australia’s leading male longboarders, even winning the men’s longboard div as Ryan Egan before transitioning three years ago and joining the women’s side of the draw, it’s been mostly true. 

Over the course of a few years, she’s been the gal to beat in Western Australia’s longboard contests. 

This morning, howevs, in pretty three-foot waves at Manly for the WSL’s one-day longboard event there, Lowerson was bundled out in her first heat, albeit a quarter final due to the lack of participants. 

With a pair of fours, Lowerson was stomped by the rest of the field, all bio-gals, including eventual runner-up Kirra Molnar. 

And, despite warnings from shark attack survivor Bethany Hamilton that opportunistic men from Third World countries would soon be flooding women’s sport, gobbling hormone suppressants to “get rich smashing girls” there was barely anyone who wasn’t blonde and caucasian.

Lucy Small, who rocketed to fame a couple of years back when she gave organisers of a longboard contest hell from the stage for paying the women half as much as the men and who who correctly blames the ills of the world on White Men, narrowly missed a place in the final when she finished third in her semi final. 

“I find it strange seeing in other sports men who did not find the success they wanted switch to the women’s and then succeed,” Bethany Hamilton said, although in Lowerson’s case, she owned the men’s div and, lately, has performed poorly in the gals.

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Surfy McSurfyface

I thought the punchline was “Kick her in the box”.

Sellme fitzgobbins

Sasha vows to never leave a man behind

Sellme fitzgobbins

3ft manly is pretty weak surf by any standards , maybethe weight of her cock and balls were actually a disadvantage ? Might need some more rule changes to be inclusive wsl longboarding tour

Luke2136

definitely not a pre-puberty like the others

Kama'aina

So was JMD not on site to let the judges know the rules? Or did the rules change? Or is Joel correct and there is no need for separate divisions in log events? So many questions. Thank you trans community for all the great convocation starters.

Picard Madeoff

Spot on! Somedays I’m all in on Steely Dan or Lou Reed while other days Bob Seger(ya I know) sometimes hits right.

toofattosurf

‘phobe jokes so funny, me likey it…

toofattosurf

surf requires swimming so better lose a dick than an arm…

toofattosurf

i see what you did there…

J H

That, too.

J H

Good news!

We can pivot from the latest Tranny Drama™️ to good, old fashioned Racial Drama™️.

Sounds like the Marine who choked out the EDP on the subway was a…gasp…surfer!

tim_nelsen

yes please…we must pivot. but not before replacing our divots and appearing like idiots. who’s the idiot in the news?

J H

I’m not really a golf fan but do appreciate a well manicured course.

Anyway…the gentleman in question…

https://nypost.com/2023/05/…

Dim Sim

While I get pleasantly, politely and quietly hammered I put the question to the 33 and third of you out there: Best Album? Let it Bleed? No? Surely.

Picard Madeoff

There can’t be just one:
Aja-Steely Dan
Guitars, Cadillacs, Etc., Etc. – Dwight Yoakam
London Calling- The Clash
The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars- David Bowie
Dark Side of the Moon- Pink Floyd
Single:
Charlie Don’t Surf- The Clash

tim_nelsen

Nice cut-back, DS…but staying on topic, I was never a fan of The Kink’s Lola. that said:

Jeff Beck- Blow by Blow
Steely Dan- Countdown to Ecstasy
Coltrain- My Favorite Things
Stones- Sticky Fingers
Quicksilver Messenger Service- Happy Trails

Picard Madeoff

Sticky Fingers left a mark on me

tim_nelsen

’bout those showbizkids?

Picard Madeoff

Mr LaPage is your man

tim_nelsen

best albuns? PM? “Anything Steely Dan…”

Picard Madeoff

Mostly true but- Dark Side of the Moon, US Joshua Tree, Elvis Costello My Aim is True, Talking Heads ’77, CLash London Calling, All of Pete Townshends solo work…

toofattosurf

catch a fire; hatful of hollow; dead mans party…

tim_nelsen

along the plynth; close to the edge; tom sawyer…

SeverelyLtd

You must be very old. I turn 70 soon and with the exception of pick four, this could almost be my list. Almost. So you’re wrong but not so far wrong. You need a Bill Evans in there. And we can argue Blow by Blow/Wired and C2E/Can’t Buy a Thrill, but overall, thoughtful picks. I will be following your future with interest.

Italo Post Heat Interview

She went into all that trouble and yet chose a unisex name, Sasha.

Low wide stinkbug stance

Bruce was already taken.

Italo Post Heat Interview

Shoulda gone with Kelly

Dim Sim

Kim’s equally good and more than disconcerting when you meet a proto-typical hetero version.

tim_nelsen

the Prince fell in love with two Kim’s during his lifetime and Kimo was his Dad-O…

J H

Someone made those t-shirts.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Firelipe Torpedo

Well there is always the boogie contest. Nobody ever says shit about dick dragging in those.

tim_nelsen

the very thought…gives me a tingle!

Mike

I cant imagine what options a t girl has for a relationship. Straight men don’t want them, I can’t imagine the gay men do either?

NEGATRON

At a guess, more options than you.

Dim Sim

You need a dick pic for an educated guess.

Mike

Touche🤠

Dogsnuts

Lowerson seems to have been quite emasculated.

Chief Hot stuff

Those whore moans will drain you.

J H

How do get a hormone?

Kick her in the shins!

tim_nelsen

“you don’t got that, right?

Gil Gunderson

‘With a pair of fours, Lowerson was stomped by the rest of the field‘

Aka ‘doing a Layne’

david fffff

Simple reason really, she can’t get semis anymore

Dogsnuts

Hahaha fucken cancelled cunt xox

J H

That’s what happens when you have a shenis.

Picard Madeoff

THIS!!! Shenis is my word for this special day!


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