"This is the moment an ocean predator launches… the surfer's board seen flying as the man is bitten on his leg.”
Yesterday morn, as you might’ve already heard, a surfer was hit by a Great White shark while surfing one of Margaret River’s best surf spots, a joint called Boat Ramp just south of where the annual Margaret River Pro is held.
Locals say the place can hold up to fifteen feet and has notes of Second Reef Pipe, a chip shot into a barrel that’ll test the stomach of any surfer.
The man, who is in his twenties, was attacked, but not bitten in half as usually happens in these waters, and had to make his way almost six hundred yards to shore, bleeding like hell from a leg wound. There, an off-duty nurse attempted to stop the bleeding.
“Shocked onlookers” drove the man to Margs hospital before being transferred to the bigger Bunbury Regional hospital one hundred clicks north. A Great White was seen in the area shortly afterwards and all beaches between Gas Bay and Margaret River Mouth were closed.
Wild, enough, yeah, but the terrific collision between Great White and surfer was captured on film, an explosion that would be impossible to believe if you weren’t privy to vision of the event.
It’s the seventh shark attack in West Oz this year.
That shaaak just needed a HamSammish.
FAKE NEWS ALERT:
Shark attack in West Oz has conjured commotions over human safety in these waters. However, shark Heroine, Ocean Ramsey, has formally ended the conundrum reminding those this was a staged event! Ramsey added a single instagram story stating “Sharks are friends”. A montage of her petting sharks like your own furry pup in the background help solidifies her message!
Surf Ads is claiming like a Brazzo!
JJF and the wozz are history. It’ll say more about them than him. This was good Ads. I remember the 2020 article and said similar there but, without him it’s certainly a lesser tour. 24 = no JJF, a decrepit Goat and more shite waves. Wozz no more in 25.
Fanning the flames of Mick’s great white warriors society.
Gnarabup…Bunbury…
Australian place names sound like Teletubbie land.
You should check out Kurri-Kurri while you’re at it! Hell of little burg.
Bet old mate thought it was ‘time for tubby bye bye’
WSL sending him a Yeti?
My gmail notifications are back up!!
I’ve been trying to reach you.
Talk to my people.
Im very busy
That’s gunna be a sic pub scar!
A terrific conversation starter.
From the “fark…busted” look on his face in the ambulance I bet he should’ve been on the tools instead of out at Boat ramp.