"It's pumping! Go!"
In one of the more candid moments in the heavily curated lives of John John and Nathan Florence, we find the brothers amid a moment of great tension over Nathan’s tardiness as John John waits to surf very good Jeffrey’s Bay.
I’m in camp John John.
Is there a greater frustration than standing there, suited to the hilt, board under your arm as pals wander aimlessly, fiddling with toys, cameras, wondering about what wetsuit to wear, board to ride, as the waves pump, the crowds fill in etc?
Let’s go, it’s absolutely pumping,” says John John.
Nathan, working the controls of his little helicopter says, “I just got the sickest clip.”
John John, thirty now can you believe and with two world titles strapped around his waist, has always been the brother who would jump out of bed first, his heart beating fast and his mouth wet with the desire to do good.
Nathan, who is twenty eight, may be mad but he is serious about it. And he may be without a soul. But he is not without a heart.
Eventually, Nathan gets rubbered and waxed and the brothers prowl the lineup like tigers.
Essential.
“ I’m not calling Nostradamus status just yet.”
Pfft…. What a wonderful positive cunt he was , aye?
Death, disease and war was his specialty.
I can forecast that today , because history always repeats!
Would leave without brother.
Know that type, no waiting satisfies them.
That’s why one guy has two titles and the other guy has an IG account
Hurricane Irina Alert!
According to TMZ, Tom Brady and Shayk spent a lot of time together in Los Angeles over the weekend. The seven-time Super Bowl champion was spotted picking Shayk up at Hotel Bel-Air on Friday afternoon and bringing her to his house. Shayk did not leave until the following morning.
Now back to our regularly scheduled program.
Clinical.
old theory = Chas can’t get source to go on record, stalling while he works some source magic.
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new theory = anticipation of BG breaking ELO story at any minute has the site visits spiking on the daily, boosting BG’s click numbers, providing marginal upticks in the revenue, just enough to buy an extra Manhattan or two at the local watering hole. No incentive to actually run the story, at least not until scooped by Stab. So just keep running rehashes of other people’s YouTube clips, and everyone keeps clicking.
Another new theory.
Awash in Ziff $$$$$$ Chas heads to a Rio Hotel with a Voodoo Temple.
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I like it … we’re also approaching 18 hours since the last story went up on BG (this one). Calm before the storm???
Our super-sleuth “Boom Boom Smith” will be deep amongst it, I’ve no doubt.
Might have to actually read those so i can get the origin story of boom boom.
Sick , shows what going to a spot a bunch does for positioning and reading a wave.
John J showing no consideration towards a hardworking youtuber.
“These kids and their millennial jobs… they hardly work nowadays. “
Everywhere I’ve surfed, the best surfers are on the best waves… as Bugs said the cream always rises to the top!… no rush!
Nathans the kinda guy to only start getting ready to go surfing for the early pick up. JJF is already waiting on the driveway with bags packed.
Nat is a score machine!!
I think he maximises chance by using internet!
WSL using landlines
Fucken carrier pigeon.
This is why I always surf alone.
Also, surprised you missed JJ’s passive aggressive WSL throat punch on his Insta. His obligatory ‘thanks Africa’ trip spiel made no mention of the comp and he went as far to say ‘I had a great time free surfing at J Bay’
Damning
Closeouts are better with friends
He did? Story soon!