"How does an outpost get taken over close to the concert hours before and nobody is tipped off? Makes no sense," writes Kelly Slater.
Many years ago, 2015 or thereabouts, Kelly Slater was interviewed by the conspiracy theorist Luke Rudowski of wearechange.org.
The interview (called Kelly Slater: Vote Nobody 2016, Investigate 9/11 and Screw Monsanto!!!) was so wonderfully kooky and so strange and so lightweight you feared the principals might float away on a cloud of incense and paranoia.
Briefly, Slater and Rudowski both agreed that 9-11 was most likely an inside job (Zionists, CIA etc.), that Monsanto maybe has their base in Hawaii in case of a zombie apocalypse, that the Zika Virus was caused by genetically tuned mosquitoes, there’s a cancer cure and maybe Kelly has it, and the importance of following alternative media like wearechange.org.
These sorts of interviews used to enliven even my gloomiest day, as if it was a fairy tale about the glorification of pumpkins.
Not everyone was so enamoured by the entertainment. The podcast Surf Simply ran an episode, later pulled down ‘cause everyone got real sad Kelly Slater was being teased, titled Calling Out Kelly.
One of the show’s three hosts Ru Hill concluded,
“(Kelly Slater) is spreading fear, mistrust, scientific illiteracy and guilt because if someone’s getting cancer or getting sick he’s alluded in the past to connections in the past between GMOs and autism. If your child’s getting leukaemia, autism, and then you’re thinking that I might’ve caused this by what I’m choosing to feed them, it’s just… awful. That is the reason why Kelly Slater is no longer my hero.”
Although a virulent anti-flat earther, Kelly Slater is rarely afraid to challenge the “official narrative”, as they say.
In his latest foray into the narrative challenging game Kelly Slater responds to conservative commentator Charlie Kirk’s posit that the under-siege right-wing government of Bibi Netanyahu issued a stand-down order to the IDF for six hours.
“Israel was on the brink of cvil war,” says Kirk.
This allowed bad boys Hamas to go on a wild Jew-killin’ spree, ostensibly as as strike on their Zionist enemy, but also ‘cause Hamas sure do like killing Hebes. In turn, Bibi gets a spike in popularity as country unites to defeat vicious enemy. Wins all round.
“That is a legitimate non-conspiracy question,” says Kirk.
How did Israel not know? 🤔
— Patrick Bet-David (@patrickbetdavid) October 15, 2023
Kelly Slater, biting on the bait offered, writes,
“One thing that really threw me off, and I’ve asked a couple Israeli friends about it to no clear answer… some of the concert goers that got shot in their car but got away went to a military outpost and were greeted only by Hamas militants there who had taken over the outpost (and presumably killed everyone there).
“This car took off and everyone in it got shot but then they sort of got away and the car died. They scaled a ten-foot fence and ran for their lives and hid in the woods for hours.
“How does an outpost get taken over close to the convert hours before the concert and nobody is tipped off? No alarms? No phone calls or texts or anything from a secured area? It makes no sense.”
The comment was run with by Ain’t That Swell (“Well observed, Goat. Well observed…”) along with an interview with trans-in-sports and equal-pay-for-gals activist Lucy Small who appeared to celebrate the October 7 massacre when she posted vision of a Hamas gunman in his paraglider en route to slaughter innocents with the caption, “Palestinians in Gaza made history as they escaped the world’s largest prison”.
From the river to the sea! Free Palestine! Yay!
Yom kippur war was the same. Caught completely with their pants down and almost ate shit permanently.
With Slater there’s always a conspiracy agenda these days…
IDK, merging Kelly with a cross is beyond my extremely, extremely rudimentary photoshop abilities.
I think he means as a jew.
SCIENCE, bitch.
I’ve just had a look at that podcast site and saw a couple of episode titles;
“#68 -How to Film Yourself”
“#57 – Mick Fanning: The Best of Us.”
Yeah… nah.
RFID warehouse entrance/exit tunnel scanners cost millions, but a fella I worked with discovered chicken wire from Bunnings did the same job. He ended-up suspiciously getting made redundant and his Linked-In profile hasn’t been updated.
Imagine biting into a kebab and catching your teeth on half-millimetre-thick foil!
Eliminates tinnitus!
Maybe he should be wondering why the Israelis didn’t tip off the Hawaiians that the Black Friday Swell was going to be bigger than the Surfline forecast. Coincidence? I think not.
standing O!
Now we’re on to something. Israel has some of the most sophisticated spy systems in the world. Lots of questions that need some answers.
YEah!1!11!
Like how comes they looooong pointy hook noses poking out to there boarder not pick up the scent of the hamases?!?!?
Is it becuase the Humus terists didn’t have no MONIES on themselves when they attaked!?!?!
They let Hamas in. It was deliberate. Both sides being controlled by the same master.
Alumination!
The Alluminati!
The Allum-Hat-i
Can’t people think in private anymore?
More questions than(then) answers…
I was just pondering this very idea
With the sheer volume and amplification of disinformation on social media these days paired with the brilliance of folks like Kelly Slater I remain amazed how people have lost their fucking ability to use logic and reason to wade through this dynamic. YES, there was a time when reasonable people could digest and spit out disinformation but it appears those days are over.
Does anyone cite more anonymous sources than ke11y?
I heard of a guy called Chas Smith
Chas Smith eh? Sounds fake
Smokin hot AI.
Only difference between ks and that washed-up burnout vagrant talking to anyone and everyone on the parking lot next to the beach is 11 world titles and a killer carving 360.
Jesus man, shut the fuck up.
one has retired; the other has not…
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Listened to Ain’t That Swell and now is like: https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Dear Kelly, once your throat is cut and your dead it’s very hard to communicate with others.
Go ask your new Arab prince of wave pools just how effective cutting someone into tiny bits and stuffing in a suitcase at stopping them from communicating?
ah that was Saudia Arabia, not Dubai.
Abu dhabi is where the pool is. Different emirate.
Emily Morgan in her new gig after leaving surfer.
She “resides in a small town nestled at the foothills of the Smoky Mountains in East Tennessee. She’s also a proud owner of a Pyrnesse-mix, her hiking partner, every time she hits a trail. Emily enjoys strong coffee, spicy food, and live music, witch craft and bondage”
Are you from Tennessee? Cuz ur the only <10> i see!