"Much better conditions compared to previous days, but still not ideal."
Yesterday, the door officially opened on the World Surf League’s 2024 Championship Tour. The Lexus Pipe Pro, which kicks the season off, was not run, due poor conditions, but surf fans were thrilled by the appearance of surf great Kelly Slater looking at the models and declaring Wednesday would be an ideal day featuring triple-overhead bombs and ideal winds.
While the 11x champion knows much about much, including horticulture, cartography and Ayurvedic medicine, he likely knows most about waves. His forecast included tidbits about swell interval and what it meant plus why.
A glorious epistemology.
And yet not all parties were thrilled. Surfline is, you know, the World Surf League’s official forecasting partner and the Huntington Beach-based team was clearly peeved by having Slater do its job. Today, in an act of cattiness not seen since Vanderpump Rules, Surfline’s Jonathan Warren declared:
WEDNESDAY 31st: 8-12’+ faces AM, easing to 6-10’ faces PM. Decent conditions.
SWELL/SURF: Fading shorter/mid-period WNW swell. Biggest early, with double overhead+ sets still rolling in with fair+ consistency, occasionally bigger. Decreasing a notch or two into the afternoon. This swell will remain broken up with shifty peaks, especially as a new/secondary N-NNE swell builds in. Should see opportunity at both Pipe and Backdoor throughout the day. Much better conditions compared to previous days, but still not ideal.
WIND: Light+ offshore easterly wind early to mid-morning, becoming moderate from the ENE late morning into the afternoon.
Decent conditions? Not ideal?
Meow!
Warren went on to share a fairly bleak outlook with “low quality” surf malingering through the entire waiting period. Will last year’s wave curse plague the World Surf League once again?
Or will Kelly magic reign?
Thoughts?
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vamos a Puebla a visitar la familia de mi novia. viajes sin olas
Post tour, it wouldn’t surprise me.
Not many, if any… but he’s not wrong on this point… yet
It’s been hot & dry here for the last week… the dry season finally started, two months late. Today it was cloudy and now it’s raining.
Didn’t Slater say Wednesday?
Bring in Joel Tudor we need another expert
Another insufferable ponce you mean!
I can see this working for Kelly.
He can do surf forecasting combine with cross advertising for his boards and clothing.
Keeps his publicly level up and at arms length from the wsl for when it falls over.
Given surfline falling revenue and swellnet using all its money on court costs for illegally installed cameras the Goat could just walk in and take them all over!
he’s like 100 or something
It’s true… Aloha friend gorilla!
We’re getting the same west wind here that’s hitting the NS.
surfline best put their dicks back in their pants.
I’d place pretty good odds that Kelly will someday (soon) be in a power position at WSL, and when he unzips, will make them shrivel.
this has always been one of your best. should be a badge.
Yup. Slater’s partner in tennis doubles.
They’re both wrong. 13-19 German legs and pumping harder than a Brazilian looking for an end section to float
glad that comment ended up like that.
when I read “pumping harder than a Brazilian” I got a bit nervous to read the climatic ending.
after all, it is getting close to Mardi Gras season in Brazil.
Clichéd snark and sweeping generalizations based on a surfers country of origin are lazy, tired and unimaginative. I am all of those also.
He just served him up some wild sloppy toppy
Punk.
how does AI define punk?
This is what AI says and I couldn’t agree more. The term “punk” when used to refer to someone who is acting in an unpleasant or offensive manner, typically conveys a sense of disrespect or contempt. It suggests that the person is behaving rudely, aggressively, or inconsiderately. In this context, “punk” is often used as a derogatory label for someone who is seen as lacking respect for others or engaging in disruptive or provocative behavior. It’s important to note that the term can be quite offensive and is often used in confrontational or heated situations.
AI sucks.
I was quite pleasant, kind, respectful and considerate when I was a punk, although I did get a bit disruptive and provocative at a The Exploited/GBH concert.
but don’t judge me bro, because you don’t know.
you never served…..not in those days, not in the days when “moshing” was called Slam Dancing.
you DON’T KNOW!
back then, you were either punk…..or you died.
so be careful who you call a punk.
we did it so you didn’t have too.
Oh, so you think you know what punk truly is? Name three Beyoncé songs off the top of your head then
You seem to be nauseatingly verbose. “Punk” is a prison term, meaning a guy who takes it in the ass.
Example:
‘Michael Cassidy comes across as being Kelly’s punk.’
How can AI say anything we all no he’s a dead cunt .
Ha!!
Oh you have two typos in this one.
Xox
Oh, you have a typo there.
Xox
https://youtu.be/38mE6ba3qj…
Just for you… Punk
If you win the Pipe Pro, are you also a Pipe Master?
No.
Barton hopes so.
It’s truly disappointing the quality of comments on this site. Pretty much all negative. All these people dissing Kelly Slater, none of them come close to what he’s accomplished in any way whatsoever.
Kelly Slater, a remarkable figure in surfing and an exemplary human being, stands out not just for his incredible surfing skills but also for his impactful contributions beyond the waves. Born in Cocoa Beach, Florida, Slater’s surfing journey began at an early age, winning his first age-division United States championship title at ten. He turned professional in 1990, and within two years, became the youngest surfing world champion at age 20, a record that speaks volumes about his prodigious talent.
Slater’s list of achievements in surfing is unparalleled. He holds an astonishing 11 world titles and 55 event victories, showcasing a level of consistency and dominance rarely seen in any sport. His last world title win at the age of 39 in 2011 also made him the oldest world champion, highlighting his extraordinary longevity in competitive surfing. Beyond these titles, Slater has been instrumental in advancing the sport, known for his innovative style and pushing new technologies in surfing, including the development of a modern wave pool technology with his Kelly Slater Wave Co.
Off the waves, Slater’s character shines through his advocacy for sustainable and clean living, his work as a fundraiser and spokesperson for suicide prevention, and his efforts in preserving oceans and protecting reefs. His contribution to society and environmental conservation reflects his deep understanding and respect for the natural world, a trait that resonates with his surfing philosophy. In 2010, the United States House of Representatives honored him for his outstanding achievements in surfing and his role as an ambassador of the sport and excellent role model.
In summary, Kelly Slater is not just a legendary surfer but a true role model whose influence transcends the boundaries of his sport, inspiring generations through his achievements, environmental activism, and humanitarian efforts. His life and career exemplify dedication, innovation, and a deep connection with our planet, making him a remarkable personality worthy of admiration and respect.
Nice try Kelly
I think Kelly came in and downvoted a bunch of people too.
Kelly is literally a psy-op
Nah it’s that “skateboarder”.
Hehe “skateboarder “
How are you even able to read the comments here with your nose lodged so deeply up Kelly’s bunghole?
Well I stand up for my friends. When I surfed with him when he was just a grom he was a great person then, very respectful. As far as most people are concerned, he’s earned his position in the world surf league long as he freaking wants and I agree.
Dude he should have retired when he hurt his foot at J bay.
Ever since then he’s cheated his spot on tour in the vain hope of getting into the olympics.
Next time you come up for air tell him he’s riding the wrong boards for a 51 year old.
He’s 56
Michael’s definitely 69.
World Serve League
Buddy are you an actual person?
He failed to make the cut last year. The fact that he’s still on tour is pathetic.
I’d certainly rather watch him surf then many of the whiny surfers on the tour who don’t want to accept proper judging results.
Look, Kelly’s a pretty big tool, but fuck if I don’t enjoy watching him surf 12ft Pipe more than almost anyone. When it’s maxing, there’s really no one better than him— even now. But he’s 51 goddamn years old & should be sipping bone broth in the booth next to a gakked out Kaipo, not haplessly bobbing around a blown out lineup while 13yo brazzos launch air reverses over his shiny bald dome. He should’ve retired when he won Pipe, but since he’s a flaming narcissist, he barned it. The trait that made him the legend he is, now makes him look like a jabroni.
you may have been rejected at Inertia, but you’re welcome here!
Obviously you are new here. Dont worry there is a lot of 50 plus people who are well past their prime such as Chas and DR who are just whingers.
one is a wino…the other uses rhino tusk powder. ya know? to keep it up…advil & blog surfing. high threshold of pain, low threshold of gain. welcome, weary travelers!
– Brought to you by ChatGTP. AI aside (not that AI) and speaking for NonJohn; it’s great to watch Kelly surf.
It can be unpleasant to hear him talk or read his words.
I love BEACH GRIgpT3 comments.
Second contender for the butthurt badge in as many days.
Emily Morgan, is that you???!
Hi Kalani.
According to the man himself, the correct phrase is “Ni hao kalani”
I would never ask her to do such a thing.
split
I’m reporting you for this disgusting, foul and inappropriate language!
MICHAEL CASSIDY FEELS DISAPPOINTED!
So let’s try harder people.
Kewee Swater
Just typed this into grammarly
here you go!!! My pleasure!!
Kelly Slater: A Legend in the World of Surfing
Kelly Slater, often referred to as the greatest surfer of all time, has left an indelible mark on the world of professional surfing. With an illustrious career spanning over three decades, Slater’s life and achievements have become the stuff of legend.
Born on February 11, 1972, in Cocoa Beach, Florida, Kelly Slater’s love for the ocean was evident from a young age. He began surfing at the tender age of five, honing his skills on the waves of the Atlantic. Little did anyone know that this young boy would go on to revolutionize the sport of surfing.
Slater’s rise to prominence in the surfing world began in the late 1980s when he turned professional at the age of 18. His exceptional talent and unmatched dedication quickly made him a force to be reckoned with. In 1992, he clinched his first Association of Surfing Professionals (ASP) World Championship, marking the beginning of an era dominated by Slater’s unmatched prowess.
Over the course of his career, Slater has won an unprecedented 11 ASP World Championships, solidifying his status as the most successful surfer in history. His ability to push the boundaries of what was thought possible on a surfboard has earned him a reputation as a true pioneer of the sport. From executing gravity-defying aerial maneuvers to flawlessly riding massive waves, Slater’s performances have consistently left audiences in awe.
Aside from his competitive success, Kelly Slater has also made significant contributions to the popularization and growth of surfing. His charisma and star power have helped attract new fans to the sport, while his involvement in environmental activism has raised awareness about the importance of preserving our oceans. Slater’s love for the environment led him to co-found the sustainable clothing brand “Outerknown,” which promotes responsible manufacturing practices.
Even as he approaches his 50s, Slater shows no signs of slowing down. His sheer passion for surfing continues to drive him, and he remains a formidable presence on the professional circuit. In recent years, he has also ventured into other aspects of the surfing industry, including surfboard design and wave pool development. Slater’s entrepreneurial spirit and unwavering commitment to the sport have further solidified his status as an icon in the world of surfing.
Outside of surfing, Kelly Slater is known for his humility and down-to-earth nature. Despite his incredible success, he remains approachable and humble, always willing to share his knowledge and experiences with aspiring surfers. His dedication to the sport and his impact on the lives of countless individuals make him not just a surfing legend, but also a role model for aspiring athletes worldwide.
In conclusion, Kelly Slater’s life and achievements are nothing short of extraordinary. From his early beginnings as a young boy with a love for the ocean to his unrivaled success as a professional surfer, Slater has left an indelible mark on the world of surfing. His talent, passion, and contributions to the sport have cemented his status as a true legend. As Kelly Slater continues to inspire and push the boundaries of what is possible, his legacy in the world of surfing will undoubtedly endure for generations to come.
*kelly turned 18 in 1990
By the way have you seen his wiki, it’s pretty shit and full of inaccuracies.
Get stuffed
Please don’t attack our commenting quality here. The comments may be negative – but by all that is good and true, the quality here remains untouched anywhere else in the surf world.
Congrats on discovering ChatGpt and revamping Ke11y’s bio. It always surprises me when people simp for him, his achievements speak for themselves, but his idiosyncrasies and contradictory nature needs to be investigated in an ongoing way, and that’s our role here. The turtle sandals alone accounted for months of content. It’s all out of love for the King, and also due to the fact that we here are no kinda yes man chorus line.
Welcome into our tepid surfSpabath, the water is warm, just make sure you don’t drink it, could result in a nasty infection or worse, a burn!
Hi Kelly , welcome to BG
I think that you have nailed Kelly’s facade and exterior self made image.
Yes Kelly is the best competitive surfer the World has known, and also he has been the good looking clean living model that the old Surf Industry (Privately owned) needed to push the commercial side of surfing into billions of $’s and made surfing palatable to the masses.
he had the world at his feet , and the potential to make real change.
However in every great story there is a dark side , which BG always seems to push the boundaries when rumor and innuendo seeps onto BG’s forums and the brutality starts ….exploring reality/rumors and most of all negativity of whatever subject is put forth.
This often done with twisted humor and irreverence to whatever the subject is, and yeah we sometimes go at each other, but in general we are all still here, nothing is scared!
With Kelly there numerable things he has done which have dented his credibility , for me the obvious one is Firewire.
Kelly/Firewire changed the world of surfboard making. I have said it before that Kelly singlehanded destroyed the surfboard industry as we know it by flooding the world with cheap/unsustainable surfboards and was the first Co to Globally do consignment to surf stores in return for floor space, then CI followed and others effectively driving local surfboard makers out of retail spaces and selling very cheap popouts for expensive pricing ( Mark Price) . This changed the industry forever , and for a time very negatively , crap surfboards were delivered, they broke, and were not sustainable….the first green washing.
Kelly then proceeded to try and design surfboards and use Firewire tek and everybody knows how bad he surfed on them….and when he did surf good , it was PU boards painted to look like firewires……he actually has had the most negative impact on the shapers and the surfboard industry of any other single person in surf history…..and that’s a fact.
So yeah done some great stuff………but there is a very dark side of greenwashing!
not to mention Purps, Klly sandals and other half-ass “entrepreneurial” ventures
floating fins!
Is Kelly a good dancer? Is that how you met him?
Probably through this:
https://michaelcassidyfinea…
Another boomer not understanding how social media works
No, it’s this one. I shit you not.
https://www.facebook.com/Be…
Given the bit about “served” thought it might be this navy vet:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
I was waiting for the catch, then realised this dudes actually playing it straight.
I feel like the conditions on Wednesday favor Kelly over the field. Of course he’s gonna want it to run.
You, Kelly, Surfline. Just to hard to pick the right expert.
not to mention that JJF also weighed in on the forecast before KS did (apparently Chas missed that WSL post) … his take was ‘perfect or shit, who knows?’
Why don’t you jump in the mix, make it a fourcast
think he just did
Sourcast more my take.
bitter sweet…
No need to choose.
Check the Pipeline cam on Surfline. A picture (or in this case live camera footage) is worth a thousand words.
El Porto, Doheny, and Seal Beach are pumping right now!
Tinfoil hat time: WSL is intentionally chosing horrible contest windows to justify the eventual shift to wave pool only contests.
Maybe they need to oust Da Hui’s event again and pitch up in Jan?