Seale (left) and Trump.
Seale (left) and Trump.

Donald Trump credited with saving professional longboarding after World Surf League releases robust new tour schedule!

"Only I can fix it..."

Days ago, the World Surf League’s belittled longboard tour was on the chopping block, whittled away to an event and a half, disregarded and maligned. Hours ago, its acting chief Kirra Seale met with presidential candidate Donald J. Trump. Minutes ago, the World Surf League released a new robust longboard tour for the 2024 season.

Per the press release:

Today, the World Surf League (WSL) announces the 2024 WSL Longboard Tour schedule. The WSL Longboard Tour celebrates traditional lines of surfing with updated and progressive approaches and crowns the men’s and women’s Longboard World Champions each season.

“It’s great to see the continued growth of the WSL Longboard Tour,” said Jessi Miley-Dyer, WSL Chief of Sport. “We premiered the new one-day Finals format last season on the Longboard Tour and are excited to bring that back in 2024, this time in El Salvador. With the new structure, we hope to continue to offer more opportunities for our surfers, and we’ll continue that approach this season. For the 2024 schedule, we’re excited to announce details of three of the four events and will share more details about Stop No. 3 soon.”

The 2024 Longboard Tour will feature four international events between July and October, starting at Bells Beach, Australia, and followed by Huntington Beach, California. The third event will take place in September and the location and exact dates will be announced in the coming months. The WSL Longboard Championship will take place in El Salvador in October.

Coincidence?

Also, do you think Chief of Sport Jessi Miley-Dyer feels like a traitor?

More as the story develops.

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tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

times are changing…back to PSTime. happy hour starts again at 7PM. coming back soon…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

can’t you hear me knockin? on ur window!

justiceminister
justiceminister
2 years ago

Should go to log off with this much ridiculed world tour.

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
2 years ago
tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

get rid of the panther and have Nathan ^ Fletcher shape…no more boards~ I hate shapers!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

Trump doesn’t like fat Rosie O….with him on dat!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

‘can’t respond to all my inquiries but don’t vote”

cause it clogs up the airwaves…” BoB Dylan surveying his back 40 acres…no new mail, soft water is late…

Shredy Kruger
Shredy Kruger
2 years ago

Yaaaayyyyyyyyyy! Riveting! It’s the “Curling” of surfing without the Excitement!!

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
2 years ago

MLGA !

@surfads
@surfads
2 years ago

Bells, El Salvador, Trump. Looks like longboarding is drifting to the right.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
2 years ago

America
Youre fired.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

UN IN OUR HOME TOWN? poutine w/ eggs scrambles and oysters/FRY ISLAND

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

u report a undeserved profit…metoo~

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
2 years ago

What am I supposed to do when the longboard chief presses her babies up against Trump?

Snowbored
Snowbored
2 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Call Ted Nugent and have him write a song about it.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

xuran, duran or smith, smith that chick/

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

winos…as rge best interpertatuions I can give you Eismstein and a a leytent jew

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
2 years ago

“We’re withholding 1 stop because we haven’t inked the deal yet but here are three venues that show we don’t give a shit!”

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
2 years ago

Chas,your wife also get tired of the same quick, rapid fire position?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

skiers v suppers

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
2 years ago

Something to lighten the mood

https://www.theguardian.com…

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
2 years ago

Spare a thought for those having to commentate this rubbish.
Xox

Andy C
Andy C
2 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Not if it’s Shannon Hughes though

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

Now remind me, who was the commenter who likened her delivery as being akin to an
F-16 crashing into a cat shelter?
Xox

Andy C
Andy C
2 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Some nice cunt

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

Xox

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
2 years ago

I think the part that bother’s me about her and everyone else from Joe to Kaipo to Proton is they are just like one of my co-workers. Brown nosin yes men and women. Every time I see there names or hear there voices I think of some annoying email I have gotten from that kook.

Barrelled
Barrelled
2 years ago

You need to take away Chad’s keys.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
2 years ago

It’s fake news until
Kamchatka Peninsula
Is on the schedule

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

canned, freshly caught crabs/

Rocks local
Rocks local
2 years ago

we need a 15,000 word think piece on Molly’s turn at Sunset

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Rocks local

1K


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