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my understanding is that they called off yesterday because if they had run the mens comp in large gnarly conditions the comparison between the mens and women comp would have been so disparate that it would not look good for the women.
Can I turn the volume up now??
Im in a Joe coma
Joecoma adj: of having to listen to Joe turpal.
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Joe saying the women got to get going, now that the mens 1/4’s have been set.
what he means is women’s will be on tomorrow and thursday as planned with the declining swell.
This forecast says Moana will not make finals day.
fuck you’re a nice cunt
“So John, how many 900$ 2 mil fullsuits do you need to sell to get to the Solomons?”
Does Turps think out loud? or does he love his voice that much he listens to his voice mail message?
I often wonder if it’s his own inner monologue.
Xox
How many lobotomies has Jesse had?
all of them
so when Joe isn’t in the booth, does he just call everyone he knows and run around talking to anyone he can find?
geez, every time there’s a name, Joe says he was just talking with them
I think he’s like a White Shark and goes into a semi comma, making his way slowly to the next event.
a fixture on the bike path, without a bike actually moving
Ha!
like the ones that hang out on the path by Jamies house, waiting to see who they can “accidentally” run into
he probably just records and rerecords himself saying yellow jersey, pumping, and presented by. tbh
true about Pomai. the guy rips…
Fullsuit. It’s a steamer, Joe, you bitch.
Steamer sounds dumb, like you fart in it
That’s the best part!
The gurgler
hot tubbing
Warm turd in the cold woods.
steamer is what we affectionately call our rice cooker.
she’s really sweet
Leo just got attacked by a stingray
orrrr crikey
Too soon
You know his old an predicted it??
Said, anything with big flaps and smells like fish will always sting ya in the heart
Lol
Can’t wait for Episode 2: https://www.instagram.com/p…
Left the broadcast early with a general bad taste for the WSL, and if tomorrow i have to read JP say it was actually pumping today (as it appears now) it’s just going to piss me off more. That’s where this “core surf fan” is settled.
write that shit down~
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This format is such a bloated corpse. Who the fuck has the attention to sit around for days on end to watch a dozen or so good rides. Best option here is to catch the end of the day wrap up. This format needs to be buried.
The Eddie, Cape Fear 2016 and the Thundercloud swell show their is an appetite for heavy wave surfing by the masses. The potential to achieve the coveted “viral” media levels of engagement. The WSL just has no fucken clue how to generate and capture those moments.
Indeed
fortunately tomorrow is a lay day
It’s pretty good when it coincides with a work day and you don’t care if you get fired.
yep, been working all day while watching this and commenting on that
Yea it’s great for fucking around on the job or multitasking but would you want to sit around with the sole intention of watching the WSL elimination rounds for 3 days?
This is where gambling comes in.
Get out the glue-dick and mood board that shit
Fuck I’ll hear the heyzoos testimonials from my joint.