WSL explains decision not to run lexus pipe pro
Chief of Sport Jesi Miley Dyer explains WSL's decision not to run Lexus Pipe Pro in wild twelve-foot surf

WSL explains shock decision not to run Lexus Pipe Pro in hall-of-fame surf

“We really wanted to run, too. There’s nothing better. The WSL loves to see big, perfect Pipeline.”

Earlier today, the WSL’s Chief of Sport Jessi Miley Dyer jumped on Instagram to explain the reasons behind yesterday’s decision to not run the Lexus Pipe Pro on the best day of the waiting period.

“We figured it’s worth coming on here and chatting a little bit about yesterday. Obviously we saw all the comments. We really wanted to run (the Lexus Pipe Pro), too. There’s nothing better…the WSL loves to see big, perfect Pipeline. I know our surfers also want to surf those conditions, too.

“Unfortunately, it wasn’t quite there yesterday. We had a lot of wash-throughs. It was really big. It kind of cleaned up in the afternoon for sure. But that’s outside competition hours for us. When you get to about 4:00 o’clock in our permit, we have to be off the beach at 4:30. So, it was a bit late for us to start the contest yesterday.

“We’re looking forward to today, and crossing fingers for a couple big barrels.”

All pretty reasonable, one man’s cloud is another man’s rainbow and so on.

 

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The Hawaiian strongman Johnny Boy Gomes who reacted angrily to the WSL’s decision not to run the Lexus Pipe Pro despite the eight-to-twelve-foot waves (“WTF happened to pro surfing now days 🤪 It’s a circus 🎪 run by clowns”) lit up again writing:

“You can stop your BS bcus everyone could see how perfect pipeline yesterday on @surfline cam 💯”

And,

“You guys f#% up by canceling the contest on the best day of the year yesterday.”

Surf fans were similarly unconvinced despite the well-presented missive from the talented goofyfooter and former tour surfer.

“It’s on? are you sure it’s not too big & hollow maybe we should wait.”

“I understand yesterday would not have had tons of opportunity. There were washthroughs and the beatings would have been gnarly. But the best waves would have been remembered for years. Walking away from offshore 2nd reef bombs to run in crumbly, broken up Gums/Backdoor? It’s impossible to justify.”

“When you try to justify a mistake makes it even worst … Why not just come and say what it’s obvious: we were wrong , my bad , you guys were right , we will work to do better next time …. at least it would show respect to the fans …”

“WSL NEWS : Since the waves are Small and Contestable today a new womens wildcard has been announced Shellipé Toledo will be surfing in rd 1 (of the Lexus Pipe Pro.)”

“i’ve been trying to support you guys but sending kelly out in that this am and then having to listen to felicity giggle thru the heat was PAINFUL #wslfail
#majorfail”

“are you serious? how many times do we have to say, we were watching the live surf cam and could see non stop huge bombing pipeline, the occasional wash through but insane ones every few mins.. could have been a historic day.. you guys kooked it just admit it.”

Pipe yesterday per Strider Wasilewski’s Instagram.

A branding question of sorts.

Should the WSL have addressed the issue thereby giving the no-contest-on-epic-day narrative another couple of days of airtime or sat quietly and waited for the noise to disappear.

Rip Curl, you’ll remember, chose the former tack when they celebrated trans icon Sasha Jane Lowerson only to disappear the stylish longboarder when the anti T-Girls in sports hillbillies arrived with their banjos and vats of moonshine etc.


Barron Mamiya shatters WSL’s Wall of Positive Noise over decision not to run Lexus Pipe Pro in epic surf

"I was all psyched  to surf yesterday. I thought we were going to run for sure. I guess they said it was too big or something."

The wildly photogenic Hawaiian surfer Barron Mamiya has carpeted a post-heat interview at the Lexus Pipe Pro with what might accurately be called truth bombs. 

Mamiya, twenty four and a Pipeline standout, was anything but impressed with the WSL’s decision to not run the Lexus Pipe Pro on the most spectacular day of the waiting period.

He wasn’t alone, as we know.

A very small slice of the responses on the WSL’s Instagram page yesterday.

“Seriously is the WSL trying to lose all fans? I’ve never been more embarrassed about a sport I love.”

“Just seen Italo get spat out of a monster barrel!! Who actually made the decision to call it off??”

“Need another professional surf league to compete against the WSL! Too soft and a men’s karen champion from last season!”

“Completely unfair to the guys that charge on days like today. Simple fact.”

The WSL was rewarded for its patience with the world’s best surfers at the Lexus Pipe Pro enjoying a dying and inconsistent four-foot swell.

After winning his round of 32 heat and condemning Portugal’s Fred Morais to his seventh consecutive loss at Pipeline today, Barron Mamiya was unsparing in his criticism of the decision not to run.

“Yeah, woke up this morning, and uh it looked really bad, not gonna lie, so yeah I knew it was going to be wave catching contest,” said an impressed Mamiya. “I was all psyched  to surf yesterday. I thought we were going to run for sure. When I rolled up yesterday it was firing and I was like… ohhh… and I guess (lightly sarcastically) they said it was too big or something.

As for today, “There’s a couple of little ones out there. It’s not great,” said Mamiya.

Let’s imagine, for a moment, the decision to run or not the Lexus Pipe Pro is on you.

Ten, twelve foot, most of ’em closing out but here and there, every thirty minutes or whatever, waves that’ll be replayed for years. Zeroes or tens.

Do you run?

Or do you hold for the sake of fairness, equal-ish playing field etc?

And where are the gals?


The family Toledo. Brave... until not.

Father of beset surfing champ Filipe Toledo demonstrates family’s legendary brave cowardice by posting, then deleting, Strider Wasilewski slam!

The li'l lion don't fall far from the tree.

The Family Toledo has quickly become the story of the still-infant 2024 championship tour season. A week-ish ago, you certainly don’t need to be reminded, young Filipe put on a performance in the Lexus Pipe Pro opener that was, frankly, shameful. The extremely talented young man refusing to paddle for any real waves due a deep fear. Understandable for you or me. Unacceptable for a two-time world champion. Toledo, of course, has a baked-in reputation for backing out of the scrotum-tightening seas, refusing to post a score in Tahiti, being wildly out-surfed there by two AARPers, though bravely denies any need to prove anything to anyone.

He called in sick with phantom food poisoning minutes after his latest Pipeline embarrassment. A claim that has yet to be corroborated nor even re-mentioned nor halfway defended as li’l Pip was seen drinking a beer in his yard moments after the announcement and, later, playing with paper airplanes.

The fires burned hot though began to cool down, due boredom, until, yesterday, when the senior Toledo took to Instagram in order to excoriate those who dared question his son, declaring professional surfing to be “super taxing.”

“Sometimes we forget that they are human beings, who suffer, get tired, get exhausted, have pain, longing, bad days, and that will not always meet the expectations of the haters on duty, and that will cause so much hate, for simply not meeting the expectations of some,” Ricardo wrote. “I’m sorry, but they’re not machines, it’s a tiring hour, and Filipe is really tired of all that!”

Apparently not satisfied, the Toledo patriarch returned to Instagram Live, minutes ago, in order to declare:

I promised myself I wouldn’t come on here to talk about it anymore, but after today, there are people who need to hear something, and stop thinking they know everything, or have an answer for everything. Most of them, even if they’ve never climbed a board, or understand surfing, others are the “internet technicians”, but they only talk shit, so be ashamed of that guy, and stop talking shit about our athletes, and yes, pass the support in all situations, as we have, MANY do, as I get thousands of support messages on here, and how nice it would be if these haters would learn to be like this too… It’s okay people, and we’ll cheer for the Brazilian team on the tour this year! Strider Wasilewski stop talking shit on live ok!

Minutes later, and demonstrating the family’s legendary brave cowardice, the Strider Wasilewski reference was erased and the comments turned off.

Ok!

But to the meat of Ricardo’s plea, it is wonderful to note he is someone who has never jeered at a sporting spectacle in which he wasn’t completely expert. That he has never sat in front of a soccer (football) game broadcast and stated, with certainty, the ball should have been kicked this way instead of that.

Aspirational to us, the “internet technicians.”


Austin Gibbons, injured at Pipeline
New Yorker Austin Gibbons, injured at Pipeline.

Surfer rushed to intensive care after Pipeline wipeout on day deemed too big for world’s best pro surfers

“Please pray for Austin Gibbons. He is a fighter and a warrior.”

The popular New York surfer Austin Gibbons was rushed to intensive care yesterday following a wipeout at Pipeline on a day that was too deemed too big, and too unsafe for the world’s best surfers competing in the Lexus Pipe Pro.

The WSL was criticised hither and yon for not running the Lexus Pipe Pro on a day that was as spectacular as it was wild.

The legendary Hawaiian strongman Johnny Boy Gomes, winner of the 1997 Pipeline Masters and a man of “superhuman strength”, reacted angrily.

“You gotta be kidding me, cancel today‼️ WTF happened to pro surfing now days 🤪 It’s a circus 🎪 run by clowns,” wrote Johnny Boy Gomes on the WSL’s page, the comment getting 353 likes and ten replies.

Although details surrounding the accident are scarce, New Yorker Balaram Stack posted a story on Instagram calling for prayers for his fallen pal.

“Say a prayer for Austin Gibbons. Went down at Pipe yesterday. In the ICU now. U got this kid.”

San Clemente surfer Max Beach, son of Electric sunglasses founder Bruce, posted:

“Please pray for Austin Gibbons. He drowned today at Pipeline. He is a fighter and a warrior. I love you brother.”

It’s been a horror season for injuries at Pipeline, this the sixth serious injury since December.

World number four Joao Chianca, Tahitian kingpin Eimeo Czermak, Pipe regular Koa Rothman and Peruvian shredder Joaquin Del Castillo were the big names sidelined proving it ain’t just the kooks getting belted.


Former World Surf League CEO Erik Logan emerges from months-long exile with moving post to fallen country legend Toby Keith

"Some of my most cherished memories will be on the sidelines, cheering on the Sooners with a dear friend."

Though it seems a lifetime ago, it was only this past summer that saw surfing rocked to its very core. Erik Logan, the everything, everywhere all at once CEO of the World Surf League, was in Brazil posting yet another to-camera video to Instagram one moment, fired in the most terse press release ever the next.

“Erik Logan is no longer with the company.”

Surf fans were left scratching their heads, trying to piece together a plausible narrative that led to his dismissal.

All silent from World Surf League which went back to the work of destroying professional surfing.

All silent, too, from Erik Logan who hid from his shame.

Until yesterday, that is, when the Oklahoman with the magical wetsuit of armor reemerged to remember himself in the death of country legend Toby Keith who lost his battle with stomach cancer earlier in the day.

I grew up in the country music industry alongside Toby. I was blessed to call him a friend. As a very young DJ in OKC, I intro’ed him at Chastains with his Easy Money Band, with many a late night talking about life, careers and dreams. When he went to Nashville, most people didn’t expect the meteoric rise, but I did, I saw it first hand, long before he ever recorded Should’ve been a Cowboy.

I had the honor of being the first person to interview TK when “Cowboy” went #1, his debut single, a feat never done by an Oklahoman, live on the air on KOCO-TV, it was like we were still at that bar in Moore OK. From there a we always held up many Red Solo Cup post concerts, and loved OU Football. Some of my most cherished memories will be on the sidelines, cheering on the Sooners with a dear friend.

Sending love and light to Trish and the entire family, and everyone today who mourns the loss of TK.

Rest in peace Cowboy. Many a Red Solo Cups will be raised today with your name in black sharpie.

Surf fans left, at the end, to wonder if Logan has ended his self-imposed exile. The water-testing seems to be going well with surf luminaries such as Tom Carroll and Peter Joli Wilson consoling.

Hope springing.