Pipe Master Johnny Boy Gomes and baffled
surf fans eviscerate WSL for not running Lexus Pipe Pro despite
epic waves
By Derek Rielly
“Who’s the contest director, Filipe Toledo?”
The legendary Hawaiian strongman Johnny Boy Gomes,
winner of the 1997 Pipeline
Masters, has reacted angrily to the WSL’s decision this morning
not to run the Lexus Pipe Pro despite eight-to-twelve-foot
waves.
“You gotta be kidding me, cancel today‼️ WTF happened to pro
surfing now days 🤪 It’s a circus 🎪 run by clowns,” wrote Johnny Boy
Gomes, the comment getting 353 likes and ten replies.
Surf fans were equally dismissive of the call not to run
the Lexus Pipe Pro.
“Felipe must be the athlete representative helping to make the
calls.”
“Who’s the contest director, Filipe Toledo?”
“Seriously is the WSL trying to lose all fans? I’ve never been
more embarrassed about a sport I love.”
“Just seen Italo get spat out of a monster barrel!! Who actually
made the decision to call it off??”
“Just watched 6 epic waves in 5 mins. What gives?”
“Surfline: It’s 10-15 and good! WSL: Off for the day! Next call
when it’s 4-6 and poor!”
“You are gonna be running the finals of the Lexus Pipe Pro in
conditions the groms surf pipe in. Bobby was right. This is a
tennis tour.”
“What an absolute joke. Bring back the days when Keiran Perrow
was running the tour, he’d go out and get a bomb then send everyone
out there, WSL is a complete clown show.”
For reference, this was Pipe at a little before eight this
morn.
Surf fans broil after World Surf League
calls Pipe Pro off while waves pump!
By Chas Smith
"WTF happened to pro surfing now days? It’s a
circus run by clowns."
Surf fans are, currently, melting down after
the World Surf League called off the second day of the Lexus Pipe
Pro even though massive tubes could be seen, threaded, on Surfline.
The theoretical day, which kicked off at 7:45 am, Hawaii time, was
directly put on a thirty minute pause, followed by a fifty minute
pause, followed by a two-hour pause, forty-five minute pause,
thirty minute pause then called off entirely.
The World Surf League went straight-faced with the announcement,
simply stating on Instagram, “The @lexususa #PipePro is OFF for the
day. Next call: February 6 at 7:45 am HST.”
The aforementioned surf fans were not so… bland.
Johnny Boy Gomes kicked in the door with… “You gotta be kidding
me, cancel today‼️ WTF happened to pro surfing now days 🤪 It’s a
circus 🎪 run by clowns.”
…and was followed by an assortment of rage.
A sampling.
“What an absolute joke. Bring back the days when Keiran Perrow
was running the tour, he’d go out and get a bomb then send everyone
out there, WSL is a complete clown show.”
“Seriously is the WSL trying to lose all fans? I’ve never been
more embarrassed about a sport I love.”
“Just seen Italo get spat out of a monster barrel!! Who actually
made the decision to call it off??”
“Need another professional surf league to compete against the
WSL! Too soft and a men’s karen champion from last season!”
“Completely unfair to the guys that charge on days like today.
Simple fact.”
There were many clown GIFs and middle finger emojis
included.
Ariel Mann was the lone voice of support, for the “global home
of surfing,” penning, “Good call. Doesn’t look great at all.”
Do you have thoughts? Were you sitting on the Open Thread all
day, waiting patiently?
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Father of embattled world surfing champ
Filipe Toledo pleads for empathy in stirring online monologue
By Derek Rielly
"I'm sorry, but they're not machines, it's a tiring
hour, and Filipe is really tired of all that!"
The father of world champ Filipe Toledo has delivered a
stinging attack at “the haters on duty” after Toledo’s embarrassing
fail and withdrawal from the Lexus Pipe Pro prompted an
unprecedented backlash from fans and media alike.
Fearsome winter swells have already injured five pro surfers
in a variety of incidents since December, with big-wave specialists
John John Florence and Australian Jack Robinson starring on day
one.
Toledo, though, was barely sighted in his round one heat,
waiting almost 25 minutes for his first wave – which did not barrel
and was scored 0.50.
A follow-up of 1.27 saw the Brazilian champion relegated to
the elimination round, from which he withdrew due to
illness. Toledo’s no-show continued a theme of several notable misfires
in heaving conditions, most infamously registering a 0.0 score at
Teahupo’o in 2015 and then opting not to paddle for waves in a 2022
heat at the Tahitian break.
…repeated questions have been asked over his big-wave
approach upon his two world titles and the WSL format that decides
the championship in a winner-takes-all shoot-out at Trestles in
California, typically a smaller, high-performance break.
“To the critics on duty, and the world champions who comment on
social media, believe what you want, I’m not here to prove anything
to you! My health is my priority! To those cheering me on, thank
you very much! We are together haha we will be back better and
stronger!’”
Now, instead of choking the matter of oxygen, Filipe’s daddy
Ricardo has given the story another day or two of traction with a
lengthy to-camera piece.
“Hey guys good afternoon. Passing by here to leave a rant, and
to thank everyone who sent us messages of support, during these
days, in which Filipe has been severely attacked, as if no athlete
had the right to have a bad day, and was forced to always be fine,
and surf to win.
“Sometimes we forget that they are human beings, who suffer, get
tired, get exhausted, have pain, longing, bad days, and that will
not always meet the expectations of the haters on duty, and that
will cause so much hate, for simply not meeting the expectations of
some. I’m sorry, but they’re not machines, it’s a tiring hour, and
Filipe is really tired of all that!
“My affection and love to you my son, you have every right to be
tired and to have your bad days, and NOBODY can charge you for
that, NOBODY!!! If you are not happy, or you don’t like him,
unfollow him, delete your followers, but don’t talk about something
you don’t know and have never lived in your life, besides, it will
not change anything in our history, nothing in what was conquered,
but in The truth only speaks more about you, than about who you are
trying to attack! MORE EMPATHY, PLEASE!!!”
"A typical 20-something, amoral, douchebag
bachelor..."
Mankind was put on warning, hours ago, when an
artificially intelligent robot generating surf and surf-adjacent
content for the once-proud Surfer Magazine developed hurt
feelings and brutally lashed out at the source of its duress. Jake
Howard, as it’s called, took to surf journalist Chas Smith’s social
media in the wee hours of the night to bitterly complain about
being “slandered.”
The charge revolved around Smith opining on Howard’s defense of Brazil’s
Filipe Toledo for giving no effort/looking terrified
during the opening round of the Lexus Pipe Pro, comparing the timid
champion to Andy Irons and citing “hanging out” with both of them
at different times as evidence.
Smith wrote, “At the end, and this should go without writing,
Andy Irons and Filipe Toledo’s situations are so disparate that it
boggles how the robot wove them together.” A charge that remains as
true today as it was 24 hours ago. In case it does need to go with
writing, though, Toledo has all the talent, training, equipment and
then some, and yet has repeatedly shown that he doesn’t have the
heart to throw himself over scary ledges, going further and
excoriating his critics for daring challenge him. Mere mortals like
you and me have varying degrees of limited skill, no training,
middling equipment. All we have, at the end, is our guts. We, each,
fail often to live up to our own ideals as it relates to being bold
but still pick ourselves up and try, or else get leveled by our
peers, and that is why this whole Toledo business irks.
The lack of struggle and the lack of accountability.
Howard, anyhow and as mentioned, swung into Smith’s lightly trafficked
Instagram account with, “So weird how you have my
phone number, and one of your minions has been texting me for the
last 48 hours, and yet here we are, coping and pasting my words for
clicks and to slander me. You’re quite the man.” Adding, “Ask
homie’s ex wife about is literary output: ‘It was almost as if my
attractive, fun, sweet and loving husband had morphed into your
typical 20-something, amoral, douchebag bachelor. At least that’s
how he portrayed himself in his writing, and his readers lapped it
up.’”
Ex-wife a brutal and painful cudgel.
In truth, and exiting the third person, I have no beef with
Howard, just as I have no beef with my calculator or AirPod Pros. I
do have beef with thin-skinned, defensive access journalism, in
general, and Surfer Magazine, specifically. A dug-up
corpse being fed upon by Wall Street suits and no different than
Hurley, Quiksilver, Billabong, RVCA, Volcom or any of the brands
that used to represent something real.
But here we stand, Howard clearly piqued, and might we finally
have an opportunity for a great and public debate on the point, or
pointlessness, of surf journalism? What it should be and where it
should go? An expansion into what surf culture should mean in the
era of its Costco-ification?