Boatload of migrants arrive in Carlsbad, nearly killing surfer in beach landing.
A surfer nearly wears a speedboat as the dozen New Americans make final lunge for life in promised land.

Carlsbad surfer almost run over by migrant speedboat as number of new Americans hitting San Diego beaches leaps to over 7000…in one week!

San Diego county now on track to becoming the hottest migrant hub in the union surpassing border town Tucson, Arizona. 

In another bold and inspiring beach landing, albeit one that nearly claimed the life of a surfer, a boatload of new Americans arrived on the shores of Carlsbad overnight. 

In what has become the new norm in a country that has swung open its golden door to the huddled masses, the wretched refuse, 7.2 million so far under the Biden admin, the new Americans made their beach landing near the pretty town famous for its celebrity residents including Chris Cote and Tony Hawke. 

(BeachGrit principal Charlie Smith, meanwhile, powders his wig five miles south in Cardiff by the Sea.) 

After zooming through the lineup, the dozen new Americans, each committed to bringing prosperity to the greatest union of states on earth, disembarked, with haste, and ran to waiting black SUVs in Carlsbad village. 

San Diego county is now on track to becoming the hottest migrant hub in the union surpassing Tucson, Arizona. 

“Tucson has been the number one sector for migrant arrivals since July 2023, but numbers have been dropping,” Adam Isacson from the Washington Office on Latin America said.

“While one week’s data is not enough evidence to go by, it is possible that San Diego may be supplanting Tucson as the number-one sector.”

These heart-warming scenes, boat landing on beach, new Americans jogging off to their new lives, are being played up and down the southern Californian coastline. 

You’ll recall a few months back when Malibu was put into a state of euphoria after a boat filled with twenty-five New Americans disembarked on its privileged shores.

The twenty-five new Americans scattered once they hit the golden sands of what used to be Chumash lands, and just under the $100-million clifftop compound of chanteuse Barbara Streisand.

The location of the Malibu landing was significant.

In 2019, Streisand, who is a long-time donor to the Democratic Party, criticised Donald Trump for his plans to build a border wall.

“Trump only cares about this ‘wall’ in order to build a monument to himself. Just like the bankrupt ‘Trump’ buildings, the nation cannot afford to pay for his ego – not financially, not morally,” Streisand wrote on X.

And to Vogue magazine,

“Unless you’re an American Indian, you know, you’re a child or grandchild or great-grandchild of immigrants, even the president,,” she said.

Streisand’s house at 6838 Zumirez Drive in Malibu ain’t that far from Paradise Cove, the upscale trailer park famous for its celebrity residents including iconic surf writer Sam George.

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The New Number Six
The New Number Six
2 years ago

😝

The New Number Six
The New Number Six
2 years ago

$100 million for Bab’s digs, but according to the I❤️NY judge, ♠️’s Mara Lago is only worth $18 million.

Babs has much more of an 👁️ for 🏡

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

California Dreamin’…? Mama Cass’ fault ’cause John Phillips poked Michele…a 6.9 on the earthquake scale that leveled Northridge!

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
2 years ago

Maybe! I enjoyed banging that one out but am surprised more BG boys didn’t call out the bullshit.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
2 years ago

Have you considered sending them to Nauru or Rwanda?

Steven Rees
Steven Rees
2 years ago

It’s just good exercise, really.

Rocks local
Rocks local
2 years ago

I’m pretty sure there’s no one under 35 commenting on here, so that tick tock slam doesn’t really land.

Dg3808
Dg3808
2 years ago

All of you commenting that nothing was better than Trump or that Trump is just some bad man who is just as despicable as Biden are little children who don’t know anything and are completely unaware of anything besides the latest tick tock stars or their surfboard that they want from Mommy and Daddy even though they’re 21 years old. Or you’re an adult who doesn’t give a shit about the future of your kids or grandkids and obviously yourself. Pretty pathetic that you can’t just imagine the future beholden for us if you keep saying “They’re both bad so why would I choose any of them😭”. Life is going to give you shitty choices all the damn time and you have to pick your poison. Pussies

The New Number Six
The New Number Six
2 years ago
Reply to  Dg3808

Judging by his first term, Trump is pretty weak sauce….

But Joe Biden is INSANE and a danger to America!

Judging by HIS first term.

So I’ll take Trump and hope.
With Biden there is NO HOPE.

Unless you’re a GAVINISTA or an actual criminal. If you are one of these, then Joe is your guy!

mike m
mike m
2 years ago

Like watching 50 clowns get out of the little clown car.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
2 years ago

Jose don’t surf and we think he should
Jose don’t surf and you know that it ain’t no good
Jose don’t surf for his hamburger Momma
Jose’s going to be a napalm star

Where is DSS to critique this effort?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

This land is your land, and this land is my land
From California to the New York island
From the Redwood Forest to the Gulf Stream waters
This land was made for you and me

Place all blame on Woody!

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
2 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Woody was special and so was his kid Arlo! But I agree, blame Woody!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

also Imagine. John credits Yoko!

The New Number Six
The New Number Six
2 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

The man who sang

‘Imagine no possessions…”

Had how much in net worth?

“What is …. PLAYED, Alex!”

Snowbored
Snowbored
2 years ago

Since traffic is so gnarly these days, the illegals are resorting to speedboats to get to work landscaping for all the beautiful houses in S.D.

Cuntry Singer
Cuntry Singer
2 years ago

https://youtu.be/M4EjpPXbom…
Ive surfed in front of of Yentl’s aka Streisand’s homesake.

Fun little reefie. Absolute greatest example of LA’s cuntiest humans and maybe the planets most disgraceful example of arrogance and surfing. Not more a smug lot of more talentless rich entitled people. Seeing Strider out there getting paid giving lessons to super milfs is the greatest win in surfing since wavestorm has become the most ubiquitious brand in wave riding.

Really fun. Selly Klater even is a part of the Kommunity. Has a super expensive aluminum suppository caravan he sleeps in. And newly Multi millionairess & milf looking Steph Gilmore lived there when she was getting smashed by skateboarding entrepreneur and directing ingenue cum super beta, Spike Jonze.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
2 years ago

Why bother having customs at US airports?
Seems redundant and obvsly bigoted also kinda racist and facist, probly homophobic.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
2 years ago

I feel all the above emotions when trapped in the long US customs lines.

Steven Rees
Steven Rees
2 years ago

The fence was recently extended into the water at the border. Increase in sinkers.

Otto
Otto
2 years ago

They’re not “new Americans”. The latest Democrat word play is “newcomer”. Being “American” would carry certain inherent rights, first and foremost in this instance being the right to vote in Federal elections. While I find all things Democrat (like slavery) to be vile, and increasingly these days downright demonic, I have to hand it to Democrats for their strict adherence to playing the long game. Illegal invaders, from wherever, numbering 7+million have crossed our borders since Biden took office. The next U.S. Census will include these invaders as the population count for the purpose of State Representative member seats in the House. The Democrats play the long game well. Better than Republicans. While Democrats have succeeded in passing local legislation permitting illegals to vote in local elections, no one can offer any sensible counter-argument to the assertion that Dems see illegals only as voters, and as such a means for more power.

The very first act these people have done landing in the U.S. is committing a criminal act.

Biden just approved another $300 million fot grants to NGO’s etc for the benefit of illegal invaders.

To date the feds have only given $43.7 million to the residents of Maui as of Feb 7.

$43.7 million/7,013 households is just
$6,321/household.

Biden doesn’t give a fuck about Americans. Not do Democrats.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Glory days in the Union!

Otto
Otto
2 years ago

Old Glory has witnessed many corrections during our Country’s brief history. We’re due for one to correct the long march through the Institutions that started in the 1950’s.

It’s gonna be glorious.

Wave Wizard
Wave Wizard
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Please post more multi paragraph ramblings on politics to this surf blog. We love it!

Otto
Otto
2 years ago
Reply to  Wave Wizard

Okay. You asked for it.

Dg3808
Dg3808
2 years ago
Reply to  Wave Wizard

If you can’t read a simple paragraph or two in order to genuinely take in an opinion that’s subject matter has to do with everything pertaining to your future life and your kids and grandkids then you will be part of the problem of the nightmare that you and your family as well as everyone you know has to perpetually live in in the future. Pretty pathetic my dude

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
2 years ago
Reply to  Dg3808

I love how you think the rest of the world revolves around your views/your Country.

Rocks local
Rocks local
2 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

didn’t you hear? manifestly destined to be revolved around!!

Mcsippa
Mcsippa
2 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

It’s the free ‘est country in the world, one where you can be a president and grope women for decades and be lauded for it if you talk trash and rip people off ,

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
2 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

It’s on brand American

Dg3808
Dg3808
2 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

It’s a contribution of the whole that changes things. My views are a blip but views from other people change other people’s views or at least get them thinking. Next thing you know things are evolving. If you can’t see the simplest things of how life works and how movement works and how momentum gains. Then you’re as dumb as it gets

Wave Wizard
Wave Wizard
2 years ago
Reply to  Dg3808

Wow, have to admire your confidence. The future as we know it and my entire family tree thanks you for your contribution.

J H
J H
2 years ago

“1984” was never meant to be a “how to” guide but alas, here we are…

Party Pete
Party Pete
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

It is not different when the other mob are in power either. Stop being so childish. I agree that Republicans are slightly better for rich people but what changes on the ground after each election. Nothing.

Otto
Otto
2 years ago
Reply to  Party Pete

Unfortunately for you, all data, especially that gathered by U.S. Departments/Agencies, contradicts every aspect of your comment.
On the ground, while Biden lies without shame about “creating millions of jobs”, the only jobs he’s created are jobs lost to COVID, a ton of part time jobs (i.e. 2nd and 3rd jobs people have taken to make ends meet undet crushing inflation), but mostly government jobs. In other words, Biden has created zero new manufacturing jobs, while more people are out of the workforce not even actively looking for jobs, but more government jobs requiring more taxation that is being collected by fewer private sector jobs.
Most of Biden’s campaign donors are large donors donating over $2K, including some of the biggest corporate donors around.
In 2020 Trump had about 12% approval from black voters. Now Trumps approval amongst black voters is near 28-30%. If you don’t think that speaks to the voices on the ground feeling they were better off under Trump, then your ignorance can only be described as childlike.

Baz
Baz
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

There is another way of looking at it – both Biden and Trump are old fuckwits.

J H
J H
2 years ago
Reply to  Baz

True but in three years Russia has invaded Ukraine, Iran has directly attacked Israel, the Houthis are attacking commercial ships, Haiti is a disaster, Venezuela and Guyana hostilities increase every day.

The Obama/Rice/Jarret/Rhoades/Blinken foreign policy is an absolute disaster.

Dg3808
Dg3808
2 years ago
Reply to  Baz

It’s your type of thinking that’s just making this country worse and worse. If you go try to get a job because you have no money and you’re about to be homeless. Do you get two offers from one shitty job and an extremely shitty job and just say well I don’t give a fuck I don’t want to work for either of these shitty jobs because they’re both shitty? No you choose your better poison you jackass

Baz
Baz
2 years ago
Reply to  Dg3808

Back-up buckaroo!

Stick man
Stick man
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Nothing is better with Trump. No fucking way.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
2 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

Stick I find Trump to be a filthy human on his best day and right up there with Biden(before he became a dementia addled puppet for Jill and whoever is running the White House). What I’m beginning to hear repeatedly is that as absolutely disgusting as Trump is, in all aspects of his existence, at least he is better for the US than whomever is running the White House these days. The lesser of two evils for sure…I’ll take Trump right now and that troubles me immensely.

More tequila please!

Stick man
Stick man
2 years ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

Well, yeah. They both suck.

The New Number Six
The New Number Six
2 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

Who sucks less?

The Biden immigration policy is INSANE!

Otto
Otto
2 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

Everything was better.

Dg3808
Dg3808
2 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

So dumb. Literally so dumb

Party Pete
Party Pete
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

All the bad shit you are seeing now relates more to what leaders did in the 80s and 90s than what Dump or Biden did in the last 10 years.

Dg3808
Dg3808
2 years ago
Reply to  Party Pete

When you realize that what you thought was America has dissolved and what you thought was an American suburb that you live in is gone. When you see what you used to see going to Tijuana spreading up in your neighborhoods and down the roads. That’s when you’ll retract this statement. Of course to a certain degree you are absolutely correct as in the party system but we are talking about migrants jumping this damn border wall or just walking over or obviously speeding up on a boat. That will change under Republican laws. Especially Donald Trump’s

The New Number Six
The New Number Six
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Maui’s support is assumed to democrat, so why spend money when you don’t have to?

Mike
Mike
2 years ago

Prosperity and some Fentanyl.

NUG
NUG
2 years ago

Did Derek just type in Surfing, Fox News immigration and Hollywood into his ChatGPT prompt?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
2 years ago
Reply to  NUG

Touche!

german_surfer_007
german_surfer_007
2 years ago

Amigos, It’s not as it looks in the tourist brochure.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
2 years ago

Americans will need more guns to solve this problem.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
2 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

And to fight over the free boat left on the beach.

J H
J H
2 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

We’ll need to take them from the Hood Rats shooting up Chicago on the weekends.

Apparently guns are illegal there.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
2 years ago
Reply to  J H

Arm the bears!

J H
J H
2 years ago

If the police blotter of the NFL is any indication…The Bears roster is already armed.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
2 years ago
Reply to  J H

Will Chicago learn to love Caleb’s finger nail painting prowess?

Rocks local
Rocks local
2 years ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

are you referring to the same Chicago team that picked Mitch Trubisky over Pat Mahomes???

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
2 years ago
Reply to  Rocks local

Yep, they are a cursed organization

The New Number Six
The New Number Six
2 years ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

Much like the Blackhawks…

Otto
Otto
2 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Proficiency. Problem solved.

https://youtu.be/60BIq75BEA…

Rocks local
Rocks local
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

handled/fired a lot of guns over the years, including fully automatics. Why any normal citizen needs a gun that can mimic an automatic weapon or fire more than 10 rounds without needing to be reloaded is beyond me.

Craven Morehead
Craven Morehead
2 years ago
Reply to  Rocks local

Well, we might be needing them soon!

Rocks local
Rocks local
2 years ago

lol, if that’s true I’m headed to NZ!

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
2 years ago
Reply to  Rocks local

Both my brother in laws are all into guns. I personally have never owned won. When I go visit they always invite me to go target shooting. Beats going to the mall with the women but I lose interest pretty quick. Sick I hit the bullseye again.

Rocks local
Rocks local
2 years ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

Same. Never owned them just shot them.

The New Number Six
The New Number Six
2 years ago
Reply to  Rocks local

What made you decide at 10?
Why not 8? Or 6?

15 is pretty standard, why not 15?

Oh well, I didn’t fall into the 😵‍💫 mindset when I lived there, sorry

Rocks local
Rocks local
2 years ago

because if you haven’t hit the intruder into your home with the first 10 shots, then having a few more isn’t going to do you any good. Of course it’s a little arbitrary, other than the fact that it’s actually connected to the capacity of certain magazines. The point is, if you as a normal citizen need to fire 30 rounds without reloading, wtf are you doing? And telling anonymous commenters that you somehow have a better grasp on reality than them is a fool’s errand – you have no fucking idea who’s behind the keyboard.

The New Number Six
The New Number Six
2 years ago
Reply to  Rocks local

Well I just mentioned 15, which is standard capacity for a Glock 19.

I guess in California thinking (and New York Values) every 11th person should feel lucky

Oh wait – you lucky Californians can’t even buy a Glock because it isn’t on your approved roster.

😞 😢 😔

Rocks local
Rocks local
2 years ago

lol, good guess, but I’m fairly sure I’ve fired more rounds in a couple random 10 second bursts than you’ve squeezed off in your entire life. Again, assuming this crowd is just a bunch of random keyboard warriors who have no idea what they’re talking about is pretty comical. But whatever, you can have 15 if you’re really that bad a shot.

The New Number Six
The New Number Six
2 years ago
Reply to  Rocks local

Your ‘Power of Discernment’ has failed you.

Thank you for allowing my 15 round (standard) magazines. I wouldn’t want to cause you a coronary by mentioning my32 round magazines “Party Paks”, so I … won’t

I recently read the CA Justice Department logic stating that most armed confrontations are of 2-3 shots.

Yet all cops in CA carry standard mags +.Wonder would they be allowed to provoke the public like that?

Your gun-logic has been Californiacated . You have no doubt just accepted whatever line the powers that be doled-out.

“Why can’t we all just get along?”

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
2 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Keep in mind the Japanese feared American’s personal gun ownership during WWII hence the reason they didn’t invade the mainland. These brave Mexicans don’t fear our guns.

Rocks local
Rocks local
2 years ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

fake news, re Japan. Another fictional Facebook post run amok.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
2 years ago
Reply to  Rocks local

Not unlike the immortal Bluto Blutarski’s famous line:

“Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbir” my effort just felt right at the time.

Rocks local
Rocks local
2 years ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

Just legit sounding enough to make one wonder … impressive work actually. Kudos.

Rocks local
Rocks local
2 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

true story: bought a home 20-ish years ago in Virginia. Walked into the garage during move in day and spotted a cigar box on a board in the rafters. Pulled it down, opened it up, two pistols inside. Asked the house sellers if the guns belonged to them, they said nope. Moral of the story – when you buy a house in the USA, the guns come with the house.

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
2 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Ignorant comment is ignorant.
All the US needs to do is enforce existing immigration laws. I’d guess that New Zealand doesn’t allow people to enter the country illegally?


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