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Open Thread: Comment Live on Day Four of the Bonsoy Gold Coast Pro
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Does anyone know why new firewires develop that ugly rust stain after a few surfs?
Sounds like you’ve got one from the “contamination issues” batch
Yeah, , must be one hell of a big batch.
Plenty people in tears after blowing $120o.
Seems too be exactly where they snapped after the “rust” appeared?
Cunt must be hairy
Dimitri Poulos is the most anti surf name ever and I 100% am here for it. Greek pride week ova here wita souflakka mouussaaka an a little glass -a da- Uzo ya fucken skippy bastardos down little Athens way in Melbs-exico!
whad are ya mate, somekind of poooofter
ahh faakn Sidnee pofftah eh!!
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Yet I hiding in a tree watching & texting to B.G.
Many babes in G-bangers with their sweet buns out getting some sun?
At least Jadz is consistent.
Faking hell Kiaps.. Cunt has zero shame. You’d never guess he was once actually that cool, he nailed Madonna at the peak of her fame and hotness. He could say no on the odd occasion to the shilling. “We also have…..WAX COMBS!” fucken dickhead. He’s officially the only uncool lame -ass Hawaiin that exists being a true exception that disproves the rule like no other. Other than that weird Mayor of Honolulu cunt, Kaipo is the most vanilla man of Hawaiian heritage alive. Kaips -no longer-Fucks.
As said “Are the mice experimenting with the Professor or vice versa..🤗
Kaipo. I need a “Weather Gaurd” to hide from the YetI..& double as a Bunker etc 🥺😬
If you onsite Viril, please yell so he hears ” Polo says you have given up the right to be called Hawaiian with your constant shilling, you have forfeited this very sacred and special birthright. Move to Idaho pinko!”
Jadson Andre lives! Dude is getting old
Is Al hungover
Alejo’s stance is wider than the Tweed River
Yet I heard he was a talented accountant.🤔🤷🏼♂️
Willcox can also throw an air
Damn. They don’t even give Kaips a break from his shilling on the challenger series.. He just has to shill shit that is more wakk (somehow) reflecting the level. The herbs and supplements are no Bailey Ladder that’s for dang sure. Whatever else he sells his soul for in the big show, truly owns the man now.
At least he’s hooked up with Mikey and on the cooly shard.
Oh nice nice! That will get his motor running at full methy pace and give the energy needed to be an effective predator on goldest of all coasts. Imagine how many cooked cunts in the lineup at snapper on any given day that have in the last half hr, held a glass barbie to they lips and are now on course to power fuck the world for the next few days?
Not exactly methamphetamine, but I’ve had a few surfs after taking dexies recently, and it’s made me much less grumpy.
Does meth make your doodle smaller?
Xox
This wasn’t on my bingo card today
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Wow the coveted bailey ladders follow congrats
they might just sponsor you
Praise be
Stalkers
They don’t take kindly to our casual burns on a fine family held company. They think they stalking us… Well they are a lot more in the public eye than a bunch of miscreants on a surf site comment secco. Pauly could easily meme the Baily clan into Internet non-personhood
Holy shit!! Reckon its gotten back to the Bailey empire that we bad mouth their sponno of the Woz on here? Big follow for you to have acquired Pauly. They are in fine company now. Quality ladders no doubt, it’s the way the woz sucks wang and every other sponsor that spills a few sheckles their way.
Kaipo shared a story I made of him yesterday, obviously put me on their radar. Should be the start of a beautiful partnership. I will shill, hard.
QS daddy
they call Jaddy
falls off tour
but don’t get maddy
Hardest working Brazzo out there
five years since he did an air
But he thanks Jebus everyday.
Cognition superstar Kaipo
when i think cognition i think caipo
To attain surf Commentary surf clout. Surreptitiously insinuate Heavey Metal Greats catch phrases. 🦣
Micrograms?
Yes mcg
Alejo looked squatty I don’t remember that
More Style than Jerry Lopez & his Son Miggi.
Hope Jaddy gets back on, haven’t seen the cunt get cut for a while