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deeks
deeks
2 years ago

lower the bar with the wsl folding ladder

ricmatic
ricmatic
2 years ago

In jesse defence, its not cool that they make him speak thru a towel

Gourmet Kook
Gourmet Kook
2 years ago
JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
2 years ago

This heat feels like its been going on for an eternity

Shredy Kruger
Shredy Kruger
2 years ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

Jesse’s voice feels the same…ugh… gonna have to pinch Kaipo’s stash to make it through…

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
2 years ago

Greenwashed woz with a mechanical surfboard at the beach with surf.

No Feelings
No Feelings
2 years ago
Reply to  Urchin Sepsis

Solar powered mechanical surfboard?

Shredy Kruger
Shredy Kruger
2 years ago

The power of Freshness has arrived!…

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
2 years ago

The corporate judeges give it a 8.5 https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

No Feelings
No Feelings
2 years ago

I would buy a t shirt, but I want to be sure I am never reminded of this contest in the future. 🤣

Not the best ad placement.

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
2 years ago

Kiapo on a ladder or rando on a mechanical surfboard?

Sofa Surfer
Sofa Surfer
2 years ago

She must be high

No Feelings
No Feelings
2 years ago

Joe truly is a consummate announcer. Seriously.

You never get the idea that he is having a bad day, that there are competitors he does or doesn’t like, that he has any variable feelings about conditions and spots.

Could any of us do that?

That said, it would be fun if the announcers were like, “God it sucks today. Why is it on? Oh shit are we live?” Or “Going right into the slop, it’s Bobbi Sue Humuhumunukunukuapua’a-Jones. We talked to her this morning. What a bitch.”

ricmatic
ricmatic
2 years ago
Reply to  No Feelings

totally agree, annoying as hell tho

No Feelings
No Feelings
2 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Oh yeah. No doubt. 😄

Merchant Adventures of London
Merchant Adventures of London
2 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

I guess I don’t watch enough sports to have great announcers because they don’t bother me. The only other sport I really watch is cycling and the US announcers are super annoying. It’s always cycling 101 and over excited commentary. (“It’s an attack! Oh, he just going to grab a water bottle…”)

ricmatic
ricmatic
2 years ago

shit waves really test the surf fan – a test I failed today

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago

waves look shit.
outta here.
have fun, cunts

Kama'aina
Kama'aina
2 years ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

We wish it was fun

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago

Yago likes to hide, away from the crowds…..
“He’s staying at the next beach over”, everyone.

Shredy Kruger
Shredy Kruger
2 years ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

Party at Yago’s! BYOB! Bring your own Blow!!…

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
2 years ago

Joe announces every wave like its going to be a 10

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago

just started watching.
waiting for all the ads to finish so I can see if it’s worth watching….but has there been any discussion about the competition between Boukhiam and Ewing as who is the best looking man on the WSL?

and I tune in just in time…..for an interview.

c4
c4
2 years ago

Calm down Ramzi

Shredy Kruger
Shredy Kruger
2 years ago

Yago thinking “Why am I talking to this chick not in a club”…

Kama'aina
Kama'aina
2 years ago

Defffenennen Tampion

Kama'aina
Kama'aina
2 years ago

I guess the WSL is showing us how good Joe and Jesse are by letting us listen to Kaipo and Mitch.

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