Australian surfers (pictured) doing economy.

New study rocks conventional wisdom as surfers revealed to float Australian economy

"Using data from the Australian Sports Commission, which shows there are more than 720,000 active adult Australian surfers..."

“Money can buy material things, but real happiness must be truly earned,” proto-hippe Jean-Jacques Rousseau wrote back in 1750 and the sentiment has since been baked into fact. It is assumed that the likes of Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck with their multi-millions and gigantic homes are miserable and, frankly, it seems thus.

Well, in an absolute shock to grumpy locals, the largest study of its kind found that surfing increases happiness, at least in the United Kingdom.

“I’m always smiling, and the joy I feel for the rest of the day after being at The Wave has made me a much nicer person to be around according to my wife,” one Welshman told researchers. “To say (surfing) has changed my later life is an understatement,” a Scot added.

Now, in a striking Commonwealth connection, it has been revealed that Australian surfers inject wads of cash into the economy each and every year.

Per Phys.org:

The researchers found surfing injects almost $3 billion into the Australian economy each year. The research is published in Marine Policy. Co-authors Asad Yusoff from ANU and Mark Lane and Katja Verreydt from Surfing WA contributed to the findings.

“We asked participants how much they spent on domestic travel and how often they’d traveled to go surfing during the last 12 months, but also how much they spent on new boards, wetsuits and other surf-related accessories,” survey lead Dr. Ana Manero, from ANU, said.

“Our research shows adult surfers spend more than $3,700 per person, each year.

“Using data from the Australian Sports Commission, which shows there are more than 720,000 active adult Australian surfers, we found that surfing injects at least $2.71 billion into the economy each year.

“This is a conversative figure at best because it doesn’t factor in overseas visitors who travel to Australia to go surfing or money generated through professional surfing.”

So, if money buys surfing and surfing equals happiness then Jean-Jacques Rousseau has finally been dubbed a hack.

Viva la revolution.

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deeks
deeks
2 years ago

500 thousand at the superbank
good

7dollarsurfboard
7dollarsurfboard
2 years ago

Headline should read “VALs contribute $3billion to the Surf industry”

the rest of us are bums and don’t spend money unless we really have to.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

name, passport, social security numbers…spread your legs…you’ all be spending some times with us . good times :IS dat any problem?” bitch. *dis she hear dat?)

Michael Flatlately
Michael Flatlately
2 years ago

minus: (surfing related sick days + productivity loss monitoring/watching comp live streams at work and monitoring/contributing to online surfing-adjacent discourse) plus and/or minus: divorce settlement legal fees

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
2 years ago

Definitely an inverse correlation between number of comments on a live thread and global GDP per capita

Shane Durian
Shane Durian
2 years ago

I ferreted out this article days ago and tried to come up with an angle for a piece on it but couldn’t quite manage it…

Rocks local
Rocks local
2 years ago

$2.71b AUD = what’s that, like maybe enough for a Vente Starbucks in San Clemente???

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
2 years ago
Reply to  Rocks local

$3,700AUD- 1 album surfboard with custom spray job

Rocks local
Rocks local
2 years ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

invite to party at Jack Freestone’s house not included

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
2 years ago
Reply to  Rocks local

….

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
2 years ago
Reply to  Rocks local

…

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
2 years ago
Reply to  Rocks local

..

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
2 years ago
Reply to  Rocks local

Rocks local you are cordially invited to the Freestone Annual Alcohol Free Summer Solstice Party.

Prepare to enjoy vegan appetizers, Kombucha and mocktails, annoying little vegan kids yapping in your ears, and a Gopro shoved in your face for our next lame youtube video. We hope to enjoy the lonnggggesst day of the year with you.

Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
2 years ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

1 Bitcoin = 1 Album surfboard

No Feelings
No Feelings
2 years ago

Where do surfers get the money? 😁

Party Pete
Party Pete
2 years ago
Reply to  No Feelings

Only rich cunts can live by the ocean nowdays anyway

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
2 years ago
Reply to  Party Pete

Haha, tell that to my Tibetan neighbours

Party Pete
Party Pete
2 years ago

No way! They’re bucking the trend. No doubt its a full house to share the rent around but more power to them.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
2 years ago
Reply to  Party Pete

Its not full dude, it a mum dad and two kids and theres a lot more like that round here, having a go
Youre ignorant and out of touch.

Party Pete
Party Pete
2 years ago

Good on ’em. And you kiss rich guys arses. I know what I’d rather be,

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
2 years ago
Reply to  Party Pete

☹️

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
2 years ago

the sentence about “surfing injects about $2.7B…” could’ve ended more “colorfully”

as long as surfing is mainlining something somewhere, we are AIing Forever and that’s core


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