"You've got to practice this stuff, man."
Surfers are known derelicts. Maybe some of the biggest derelicts on earth, if honestly is to prevail, and are all very aware that trouble lurks around every corner. Trouble with overzealous lifeguards, trouble with yellow beanie-wearing former surf media denizens, trouble with the fuzz. A mug shot a very real and present danger and, thus, surfers are regularly practicing looks.
There is the…
“Got me but I don’t care.”
“Catch me if you can.”
“So?”
…to name but a very few. Options certainly abound but no surfer, anywhere, wants to get caught by the law looking like Justin Timberlake.
Described as “glassy-eyed” and “weird” by the mainstream media, the very famous songbird’s look horrified surfers. Equal parts shame and defiance exuding from an altogether unflattering portrait.
Timberlake was, of course, popped for DWI in Sag Harbor after blowing through a few stop signs and swerving badly.
Per the New York Post:
He told arresting officers he had just “one martini, and I followed my friends home’’ — while refusing three times to take a Breathalyzer test. A witness at the bar told The Post that the superstar singer was “wasted — and even picked up someone else’s drink from the table and downed it when its owner went to the bathroom. “When [the man] came back, [Timberlake] was drinking his drink.“The guy goes, “Justin, that’s my drink!’’ the source said.
Well that doesn’t sound too terribly out of line but the mug shot… it should have been practiced more.
I’d encourage you, dear surfer-reader, to run to your nearest bathroom and toss your best busted look straight away.
And you’re welcome.
