"You've got to practice this stuff, man."
Surfers are known derelicts. Maybe some of the biggest derelicts on earth, if honestly is to prevail, and are all very aware that trouble lurks around every corner. Trouble with overzealous lifeguards, trouble with yellow beanie-wearing former surf media denizens, trouble with the fuzz. A mug shot a very real and present danger and, thus, surfers are regularly practicing looks.
There is the…
“Got me but I don’t care.”
“Catch me if you can.”
“So?”
…to name but a very few. Options certainly abound but no surfer, anywhere, wants to get caught by the law looking like Justin Timberlake.
Described as “glassy-eyed” and “weird” by the mainstream media, the very famous songbird’s look horrified surfers. Equal parts shame and defiance exuding from an altogether unflattering portrait.
Timberlake was, of course, popped for DWI in Sag Harbor after blowing through a few stop signs and swerving badly.
Per the New York Post:
He told arresting officers he had just “one martini, and I followed my friends home’’ — while refusing three times to take a Breathalyzer test. A witness at the bar told The Post that the superstar singer was “wasted — and even picked up someone else’s drink from the table and downed it when its owner went to the bathroom. “When [the man] came back, [Timberlake] was drinking his drink.“The guy goes, “Justin, that’s my drink!’’ the source said.
Well that doesn’t sound too terribly out of line but the mug shot… it should have been practiced more.
I’d encourage you, dear surfer-reader, to run to your nearest bathroom and toss your best busted look straight away.
And you’re welcome.
thought this was gonna be a Dave Prodan article..
That’s gotta be JT’S I do heroine suppositories look 😵💫
sound track to trestles and further south…
https://youtu.be/sqNg8ui2sE…
i like the part in Pacific Vibrations when this song is played
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https://youtu.be/nOJSmXSFCW…
It’s painfully obvious he hasn’t been arrested very many times, after a while the experienced crack a half smile
donde esta su hermosa? Jessica Alna…
You won’t even know this happened within a couple of weeks in the legal World. We’ll probs cycle thru it here, more than the Court.
I feel like we still have a lot to unpack
Our opinion (sophisticated BG commentariat), is highly sought after in the appellate World.
our bookshelves are made of rich mahogany
consider me tossed and thank you
This is good advice
If a picture paints a thousand words, there’s gotta be a chapter in this one…
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Quelle horreur !
on a license and/or a collar? 911? “yes, a nerd just speaking out. he’s covered…California Covered~
It’ll get a chapter in ballet book!
Thats how I imagine people who pay for STAB subscriptions look like.
This garbage doesn’t make up for your duplicate subject post. It actually makes it a lot worse. You’re really sucking a sweaty set these days, Charles
It actually doesn’t make anything worse, let’s be honest.
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Some work is more fun than other work.
was the gun a 10’0″ or 10’6″? and why carry it into a recording studio? did anyone see and mumble, “whaddakoooook” under their breath?
well, when they said it was time to lay some beats down, the gun seemed more appropriate than an asymmetric or fish.
JT wants everyone to know that’s not him…he in fact fighting this fake AI print…was never booked.
If I was that rich I would have a full time driver and multiple security guards. All communication would run through them. You wouldn’t be able to get within 10′ of me if I didn’t want you to. And the off chance I wanted to speak to you would be summoned by one of them.
I had brunch with JT, once. He was wonderful but the fact that I was there should have really given him pause and made him do what you suggested.
Met him in a boutique recording studio in LA. He was polite and gracious, and I honestly believe that had nothing to do with him knowing I was carrying a gun at the time.
I’m bringin’ Bexy back
Them other surfers don’t know how to act
Come let me make up for the turns you lack
‘Cause you’re kooking up, I gotta get it fast
Take ’em to the whinge!
Hes a banger!!
I jerked to britneys vids
yeah, he’s actually a pretty nice guy….good humored too.
enviro-kindergarten’s only qualify if the kids commit to next week’s contest “The Menehune Bud Light Tour…”
My one favorite dirt bag lawyer friends once told me to be beyond respectful but NEVER:
– Admit to drinking even a single drink(it forces their next decision)
– Submit to a breathalyzer test
– Perform roadside tests
Each is designed to incriminate you. DO admit to:
– Suffering from inner ear canal issues that cause occasional vertigo and balance issues
– Tell them you bang Timberlake’s wife nightly
You’ll have a better shot in court. Oh and eat all of the drugs before you stop
BG is the bastion of good advice.
I fear this may not make Tools To Live By. Too much liability.
Also, there is something Tech Bro CEO about his thousand yard stare. Or is it the beige backdrop and subtle catchlights?
He learned that look playing the Napster guy in that Facebook movie
Great observation and I agree with Otto.
Or in this case, questionable advice. That poor Timberlake guy had traces of various drugs in his system that few beyond Hunter S. Thompson and myself could appreciate
One of my favorite drug scenes in a show was when the silver fox Roger took acid with his wife in Mad men.
Fuken hilarious, yet poignant.
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All of which falls under the general penumbra of “Don’t talk to cops.”
Every day is stfu Friday…
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Refusing the breathalyzer after you’ve been arrested for DUI in CA is a bad idea but you can refuse to do the preliminary screening.
You can also choose to not drive drunk.
Fortunately I’ve never had a DUI much less been in the position to incriminate myself or confirm a DUI without the benefit of a court hearing.
ur atty is ringing…can’t you hear me knocking? need moss…https://youtu.be/nkQ0LhcTNsY?si=WJw…
i thought it totally in your rights to request to be detained and taken in for the blood test?
Judge Walsh
Superior Court of California
County of Ventura
Room 113, Hall of Justice
800 So. Victoria Ave
Ventura, California 83009-2040
RE; Request For Excusal from Jury Duty
Dear Sir:
At the request of Jury Services and after a week of exchanging data via e-mail, I have summarized what I assume will allow me an excusal from current and future jury duty.
1- November 2015 letter summarizing my past jury duty assignments, personal health problems, and a request to be excused at that time. (I was excused for that period.)
2- An October 2019 scribed diagnosis on letterhead from Dr. Edward L. Cho, MD of The House Clinic in Los Angeles: persistent, postural, perceptual dizziness. (Now commonly referred to as PPP vertigo.) At this time a request for a signed letter has not been obtained from the clinic.
3- A receipt from Two Trees Physical Therapy for ‘treatment.’ Dr. Cho suggested therapy and B-12 vitamins as possible to absolve my condition.
Since becoming aware of vertigo in 2001 I have dealt with it the best I can. But my condition only worsens with time.
Since I have no printer and no fax machine, I am relying on Jury Services to forward this letter and the documents described above for your review and appreciate your kind attention to this matter. Should my signature be required I would ask Jury Services to mail me this letter and I will submit back via US mail.
Sincerely, Dane’s Sushi, Salsa & Sauza…