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Surf Coach/Great Human

Cote wearing shoes on the beach, what a barn.

tim_nelsen

topless sandals…

Noncompetitor

Is Joao sponsored by Trojan?

tim_nelsen

proof a a right? here’s proof~VENTURQThe Judge hit homers…avoid subways~

Surf Coach/Great Human

That claim by Gabby was shameful.

Noncompetitor

He invented claiming

Noncompetitor

World title winner gets Eddie invite

Surf Coach/Great Human

Tomorrow they should go with overlapping heats and flush this turd once and for all. Wrap it up by 10am before the wind blows out whatever’s left of this swell

Noncompetitor

💯

No Feelings

Yeah, I thought the Dream Tour was supposed to be less like the old Op Pro when you could get sunburned waiting to see Tom Curren surf in conditions no local would ever bother with.

Noncompetitor

Bikini contest

No Feelings

Needs more riots.

ZM

Are you always a miserable piece of s*it or just especially on a good day?

Starry Banely

Anyone notice Flicks transparent Jersey, topless hosting

Noncompetitor

Are you fat shaming

Com Turren

I am. Not a good look to expose rolls.

Surf Coach/Great Human

Scintillating

Occ Topus

Bare boobs would definitely earn the WSL more viewers.
…Just sayin’

Noncompetitor

Today has been the longest week ever

Noncompetitor

My God you guys are still here

No Feelings

We just want to hear the whole story from Flick

Surf Coach/Great Human

Anyone still watching this shit has serious psychological issues

Occ Topus

I didn’t watch. Did I miss anything?

Surf Coach/Great Human

Absolutely pumping! Stick around for the Corona Bonsoy Post Show for replays of all the exciting action!

Surf Coach/Great Human

But seriously, it was shit

c4

It’s Jordy’s year!! World title finally

No Feelings

Given Jordy’s size, it depends entirely on whether they run the final day in a glassy overhead South, or in 2 foot blown out windslop.

c4

Haha yea I was kidding but who knows

No Feelings

In solid waves he could do it, with some luck, health, and Adderall.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

He’s actually won major c.t.’s in 2’ weak slop

Urchin Sepsis

Him and Gabby gunning for a spot in the top 5

Occ Topus

😆

JohnsKnees

6.0 for a double grab straight air and two half assed turns?

Surf Coach/Great Human

Super cooked. That was a 5 but the judges get stiff for an air

Surf Coach/Great Human

Fuckin Jordy shitting himself

Com Turren

BREAKING: Turpel has reengaged and has asked if Chas’s name is pronounced Chase or Chaz. More as this develops.

JohnsKnees

Pronounced Ash-ton

Surf Coach/Great Human

Prayers up!

Noncompetitor

Puts Chas right in his place

Surf Coach/Great Human

Coach Kaipo

gringoyim

Stream of conciousness commentary…retro-progressive.

John Milton

Jordy choke job incoming?

No Feelings

What about an ankle bracelet?

Twinnie

Flick has won so many world titles in her own head.

Nate1212

Are they blind. The weather has changed kaipo we can see it from here. Of course it’s raining.

Surf Coach/Great Human

Luckily they noticed the rain, otherwise they’d still be analyzing Jordys slip

Twinnie

He needs the stickyickyicky

Surf Coach/Great Human

Get trash bracket and you’re unstoppable

JohnsKnees

Either Flick is high as a kite or Kaipo is doing things with her behind the scenes

Montana Surfers Journal

Flick sounds horny as hell ngl

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