The Establishment strikes back.
There was once a time when the surf industry shone like a just-steam cleaned diamond. Bright, sparkly, filled with glamor and glitz. Almost impossible to conjure the memory, these days. Its decimation has been one of the slowest apocalypses since it took Rome two-plus centuries to fall.
Volcom, as you recall, was a real darling since being birthed in 1991 in an Orange County garage. Richard “Wooly” Woolcot and Tucker Hall leaned hard into the “Youth Against Establishment” ethos and soon The Stone was everywhere, especially on the noses of the coolest professional surfers around.
10ish years after its founding, Volcom was acquired by Kerring and became publicly traded, thus earning a king’s ransom.
Very cool, until…
The aforementioned apocalypse.
Volcom struggled to maintain relevance though the Kerring years, was purchased by Authentic Brands Group in 2019 and has stumbled along since. There have been a few mass firings over the preceding five years but none as devastating as the recent slash which saw many cut including Remy Stratton, on the skate side. He had been with the brand for 30 years and considered an absolute icon.
With soul crushed long ago and heart just cut out, it must be assumed that Volcom’s complete death is imminent. ABG might continue to use The Stone on fingernail clippers for a few more years but the end might, officially, be here.
Be wonderful if Authentic Brands would live up to its name and sell Volcom back to someone authentic.
Now that would be True to This.
Heard on the weekend about a couple of Gold Coast, Australia, blokes who started up a wax brand, sold it for a tidy profit to one of the big/(no longer surfer owned) corps, and after waiting out the 5 year non-compete clause have kicked off another wax and accessories brand that is doing alright.
Could the era of the multi-national surf corp be over?
HurlyX will fill the gap for a couple of years and then the boys and mom will flog it off and live a happy life.
Tucker and I rode for the same shaper in O.B. for awhile and he was a beast in the lineup. Same era as Chris Menzie and Rick Irons Jr. Both he and Menzie disappeared about the same time from the scene, we thought it was snowboarding, but I think they saw the future and moved on….
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It was and is a hoax like most clothing brands, just a made up name that was well marketed…. Should have been called VolCon
The kids don’t even know what ‘core’ brands are (where) Redbull spend more than anyone.
Hardware aside. It’s OVER
Anti establishment now is anti private equity owned. How long can they keep up the ruse
this core thing is marketing genius in itself, dont surf dont start ,
For me it’s a win-win situation – I still get to wear the brands and style I thought were cool as a surfer growing up and they’re dirt cheap now. It suits me as a boomer surfer. Are they still in vogue? I couldn’t care less.
Shut up and put your Crocs on.
When Woolcot and bud sold to Kerring, for bucoo bucks, Volcom was then definitely the Establishment— they became what they hated.
Then—down the tubes—to disgrace.
Trump’s would be assassin is Hawaiian. My god, the miles that will get here.
Also he’s clearly a plant by the Trump campaign to get the orange freak’s sputtering campaign back on track. Happy Camper?
Fuck that guy ..
And Trump too
anything’s possible…
Too bad. I had an awesome pair of snowboard pants they made. Going the way of OP. It’s all China crap with the same product and a dozen surf brands calling it theirs anyways these days.
Middle Aged for the Corporate Establishment
Bring back the free kids surf contests
Surf comps are life branding marketing tools , let’s stop child exploitation let’s stop it now , raise your voices no more grom comps.
Yeah nah
Bring back the kids-free surf contests!
Trump has now experienced as many assassination attempts as Kamala has experienced interviews.
so how many more assassination attempts , it’s hard to believe how bad the assassins are in the USA….even though it’s part of your culture….is ol don really that unpopular?
Below is the guy’s background.
seems like Democrat propaganda is pushing their supporters to extremes.
https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2024/09/15/more-on-the-suspect-in-new-assassination-attempt-n2179362
Yeah next thing we know he’ll prob get together with tens of thousands of like minded extremists to storm the capital to mount an insurrection and overturn the election results. Oh, wait…
He’s got one more of those on his resume than Kamala as well.
There was a riot. It was bad. But it was not insurrection. Even the Supreme Court has ruled the DOJ charges dealing with “overturning the election results” could not be proven, as there was no destruction of documents.
Thr fact is, Nancy Pelosi wanted the riot to get bad, just not that bad. She failed to properly secure the area. She has admitted on video that it was her fault. FBI agitators in the crowd. Capitol Police propped open the doors and let them in.
About as popular as old Nat Young.
3rd times a charm!
Stratton will be fine. He’ll reinvent himself and come back riding Album surfboards and rep a small batch garage clothing brand.
Dibs on the Volcom house
OK, but I’ll take the one in Bali…
Maybe Jrobbo can spend all his grazzilions he and Trev made out of bbong.
He’ll only be remembered for naming his kid Zen. No matter how many titles
The only title he will get is ex pro surfer..and that’s not very Zen either lol.
it was always an illusion
Volcom is just steps away from going full Affliction and bombarding the surf culture with bright, sparkly, filled with glamor and glitz bedazzled shirts.
Should do an uno reverse — Affliction or Ed Hardy should become a core surf brand.
Ha!
such absurdity is almost compelling enough for me to cheer it on
I wish someone would buy Hurluley off me for several tens of millions of dollars, so I can retire and thumb my nose at those who would call me a sellout.
What about.. and stay with me here
But what about a Hurluley sponno’d “anti Cam” site where all the best spots are always 2ft and howling onshore.
Should be enough to keep VAL’s off good spots and maybe, just maybe core enough to attract one of those venture capitalist raider type groups like “Money power fuck you buddy alliance” or “Altitude Mountain edge partners” ,“Bohemian Grove blood profits international”.. these cunts gotta just be thinly veiled cover for Raytheon or Black Rock whatever right? But hey, CB get the $$’s son! Get that bag!!
Edit** let me know when to buy Hurluley shares or if an IPO is imminent.
Ah hey, I mean… if Ice Cube can promote liquor, or try to hang with Chump, then I can sell out too!
Saw Ice Cube tonight in St Louis. In the whitest suburban Karen part of that town you could imagine. Cube was OK, but not NWA good
I believe Public Enemy is playing Newy soon.
BTW: What grows in Neptune’s crotch and raps?
Pubic anemone.
Fight the chowder!
Fight the chowder that be!
you in St L often? Was just through there a couple weeks ago.
you’re not cunty enough, cb.
I gave an Andy Irons sticker to a kid at school a coupla years ago, who recently won a World Bodyboard League event in The Maldives. It was a slow burn…
Light a candle.
Get stoned.
light a THC infused candle—do both