Man enters “Women on Waves” surf contest in Santa Cruz sparking outrage

"It’s juvenile, immature, pathetic behavior."

The “Women on Waves” contest, a yearly Santa Cruz area bacchanal nearly two decades old, was the scene of much acrimony over the weekend after a cisgendered male surf instructor, Calder Nold, entered, and surfed, in the masters category. Liza Monroy, author and event finalist, described surfing against him on Saturday. “He wore the requisite jersey wrapped around his neck and was bare-chested and in board shorts,” she penned for Lookout Santa Cruz, a Pulitzer Prize-winning website.

Wanting to get to the bottom of why he was there, she asked. Nold responded a friend had “nominated him.” After further pushing, he offered, “This is an inclusive event for charity, right? I just want to support.”

But maybe more to the story?

Monroy later learned that Nold had entered the contest as a protest to the inclusion of trans women and at the behest of a local chiropractor named EmilyAnn Pillari who penned an opinion editorial wherein Monroy surmised “she admits she entered him as a provocation, to test the rules and make a point that as supportive and appreciative Nold is of women surfers, he can easily outpaddle even the strongest surfer. She says that wouldn’t change if he ‘thought he was a woman.’”

Surf Equity co-founder Sabrina Brennan, who usually trains her fire on women, momentarily shifted to describe Nold’s “stunt” as “mean-spirited, disrespectful, unkind, and selfish attempt at making a point.”

Not finished, she continued, “I don’t care how nice and polite the cis guy was, he was there to make fun of them. It’s juvenile, immature, pathetic behavior. To engage in this behavior to be exclusionary is so targeted.”

The Women on Waves organizers stated, “We’re dealing with two issues. What EmilyAnn was trying to say about trans women and the women in the contest who were upset they had to surf with a man.”

Calder Nold also once saved a dying baby seal.

Monroy, anyhow, interviews the women in the contest as to their feelings about the matter all while addressing the larger trans issue, leaning very much toward inclusion and sensitivity.

David Lee Scales and I, as chance would have it, also discussed other overlooked trans issues during our now twice weekly get togethers. Helpful for potential sticky conversations at upcoming Thanksgiving Day feasts.

My gift to you.

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Leonardo DiCaprio (on phone) caught being rude.
Leonardo DiCaprio (on phone) caught being rude.

Leonardo DiCaprio to lose World Surf League Finals Day invite after blatantly ignoring Fijian ceremony

“Don’t waste your energy my fiji whānau (family), he’s so disrespectful.”

After two or three years of the World Surf League crowning its champions at “baby soft” Lower Trestles, surf fans around the globe rejoiced when it was announced that Cloudbreak would host Finals Day ’25. The powerful Fijian left-hander, pitching into glorious barrel, is truly a marvel an there shall be no asterisks placed behind the name of the winner like there is following Felipe Toledo.

The ticket will undoubtedly be a hot draw with surf-adjacent celebrities vying for limited space on Tavarua, Namotu and the various yachts bobbing in the blue though one mega-movie star is likely on the outside looking in.

Leonardo DiCaprio, 50, was recently in Fiji on vacation. As anyone who has had the pleasure of visiting the Pacific island paradise knows, ceremony is very important to the culture. Welcome songs, kava blessings, goodbye dances.

Here we can see Association of Surfing Professional surfers enjoying the opening rites of the Volcom Fiji Pro in 2012.

Look how cute li’l Julian Wilson was.

In any case, it would be absolutely unheard of to blatantly ignore the ritual which brings us back to DiCaprio. The climate activist was checking out of his hotel where the staff had gathered in the lobby to serenade him with blessings. Instead of clapping along, DiCaprio dipped his head, pulled out a phone and pretended to have a conversation whilst paying the locals no mind.

The move was, surprisingly, blasted on social media where Fijian culture experts weighed in.

“Being humble is the key to success,” one opined. “Don’t waste your energy my fiji whānau (family), he’s so disrespectful,” another added. A third, extra worked up, screamed, “SHOULD’VE ACKNOWLEDGED THE FIJI WELCOMING PARTY.”

With DiCaprio likely out of Finals Day, surf fans are petitioning the World Surf League offices for a Mini Driver invite.

A star worth loving.

More as the story develops.

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Shark attack survivor Kai Mckenzie releases song Your in my way
Kai Mckenzie burning on the guitar, left, and tearing up little Port Mac on his one stilt.

Surfer Kai Mckenzie who lost leg in Great White attack releases epic shoe-gaze single he wrote in hospital!

Come for the Great White porn, stay for the dreamy guitar textures and buried vocals!

The Rage teamdrider Kai Mckenzie, a surfer described by Noa Deane as “tough as nails” has made even more lemonade from his harvest of lemons with his latest gambit, an epic shoe-gaze single he wrote in hozzy called Your In My Way. 

“Then I got together with two of my good mates in a band called Roxferry (the brothers brothers Clay and Jake Teiffel) and had a couple of beers and got it down,” says Kai.

Kai, whose right stilt was bitten off by a fifteen-foot Great White, all of it captured on video (don’t watch), creates a wall of sound with layers of dreamy guitar textures and with his growling vocals buried low in the track. 

Aside from the unfortunate typo, but here we play loose with grammar and punctuation so who are we to hurl stones, Kai demonstrates he’s more than just a pretty face, a tough cunt and a spectacular headline. 

On the same day Your In My Way came out, Kai rode his first waves, stand up, minus what most of us would regard as the crucial rear stilt telling his fans,

“We back bitches.”

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Machine Gun Kelly Slater. Photo: Instagram
Machine Gun Kelly Slater. Photo: Instagram

Surf great Kelly Slater offers sage advice after undergoing special forces weapons training

"When your brain is in the way, it slows you down."

Kelly Slater’s surf bonafides need not one bit of burnishing. Seven-time Pipe Master, one-time Pro Pipeline, eleven world championships, one Eddie and this is not to mention multiple “Surfer of the Year” nominations plus magazine covers. His legion fans are also well aware that the almost 53-year-old is a golf whizz, guitar master and sings like an angel.

Not yet witnessed is Slater’s skill with a gun. Rootin’, tootin’, shootin’. Thankfully, the Special Forces Charitable Foundation put a pistol in his hand and let him rip the range.

Watch here.

Afterward, the father of two opened up about the experience, sharing “(Shooting) is not familial to me, shot when I was a kid but haven’t shot in decades. Have to make it your natural environment in order to compete at 100 percent. When I surf I don’t think, my brains not in the way. With anything else, your brain is in the way and it slows you down.”

Wise words.

But how would you rate your own skills with lock, stock and barrel? Would you beat Kelly Slater in a shoot-off?

Would you gloat?

Rude.

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Surfers (pictured) doing surfing tourism. Photo: Surf School
Surfers (pictured) doing surfing tourism. Photo: Surf School

Surfing tourism market forecasted to explode to $12 billion in five years!

Invest today!

Once upon a time (six years ago), a terrible cough/sore throat combination swept the globe and forced people to get healthy, isolated outdoor exercise. As playing horseshoes and hopscotch required partners, surfing quite naturally became the obvious activity and millions upon millions of enthusiasts were born.

These adult learners, many vulnerable, purchased boards and wetsuits, leashes and wax and sent the surf hard-good market booming. Ding repair operations did brisk business as well as no one knew the rules nor cared to learn. There they paddled out, en masse, near their homes, socially distanced but one in spirit.

It appears, though, that they might be wanting a touch more social distance as new economic analysis has forecasted the surfing tourism market to explode in girth through the decade.

Currently valued at $9.58 billion, surfing tourism will blast to $12.31 billion by 2028. That is a 6.5% compound annual growth rate for the junior economists out there.

Gains will be spread across “Surf Schools And Lessons, Surf Camps And Retreats, Surf Resorts And Accommodations, Surf Tours And Expeditions, Equipment Rentals And Sales” and include “LineUpEXplorers GmbH, The Perfect Wave Travel, Channel Islands Surfboards Inc., Body Glove International LLC, World Surfaris Pty Ltd, Firewire Surfboards LLC, Costa Rica Surf Travel Company, Wavehunters Surf Travel Pty Ltd, Waterways Surf Adventures, Nomad Surfers, Atoll Travel, The Ocean Spell Surf Travel, True Blue Travel, BruSurf Inc., Great Ocean Road Surf Tours, INTRO Travel Pty Ltd, Mojosurf Pty Ltd, Go Overseas Inc., Driftwood Mentawai Surf Travel, Surf and Sun.”

Champagne corks being popped in Kelly Slater’s Thai surfboard factory today.

With this entirely bullish outlook, are you considering quitting your current job and hopping into the surfing tourism industry? Remember when bitcoin was at $27,000 and you were tempted to buy in?

Go with your gut this time.

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