Aço Azul.
The World Surf League’s 2025 Championship Tour is still months away from getting underway, though as Thanksgiving approaches in the United States, surf fans are starting to feel the first rushes of thrill. Our heroes and heroines have spent the offseason going on surf trips, possibly searching for missing spines and in the case of Brazil’s Italo Ferreira, undergoing a remarkable transformation.
The gold medal winning goofy foot has always been exceedingly handsome but new snaps, posted to social media, put him in a whole new Boy Band-adjacent category.
Pure gorgeous.
Ferreira, who we last saw roaring from fifth place to second on World Surf League Finals Day at Lower Trestles, must certainly have other tour beauties on notice. It won’t be good enough to simply have a Jack Robinson-esque jaw line or rugged Ryan Callinan-ish appeal.
No.
In order to turn heads, the package must approach tip-top male super model.
Now that the challenge has been laid, do you think any tour surfer will attempt his own glow up or do you think they will collectively cede the ground to really, really, really, ridiculously good looking Ferreira?
Joe Turpel should, at the very least, try.
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Jsus fuckign cryst surfers have become such super cunts and cringe. Hey italo fuck off for getting paid to surf and using your social media for flex your miserable ball draining life.
doesn’t look so fit without posing https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Though WW2 had many lowlights one of the few highlights was the south Brazilian/German mix which has produced the most exquisite women in the world. Lucky italo.
What a sad world you live Bro… Envy kills…Wanker
If you squint, it’s skinny Occy in a Red Bull hat
fucken hell…
75 k for 6 inches
Better invested on the penis than the legs
Or the bumhole!
Xox
Is it for the judge’s?
She’s apparently a rather successful model. Doubt that she needs a sugar daddy.
Hmmm – five (fluff) articles after all the pipe pro stuff. Did someone pay a visit?
wingspan like eyebrows.
golden eagle has landed.
Red Bull gives you wings.
No amount of surgery can fix being 5,2
Except a cash injection
I know that chick in the photo her real name is / was Simon.
He/she’s been messing with that monobrow by the looks of it too
Really?
Not to put too fine a point on it, but… HOW do you know?
I paid to know.
Cool his chick rocks a unibrow.
she is slightly less manly looking than Medina’s ex wife.
Under closer inspection it seems to just be a badly done photo edit, going by the coloured spots on her face and a kinda streak on his.
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Or maybe it’s just an unfortunate skin condition…
over indulgence with PS healing
I haven’t seen a chin that big since Soda Popinski
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Ivan Florence’s real dad
Flip the cartridge I wanna play Duck Hunt!
Being a truly old baastard I’m not sure what gorgeous is supposed to be and what ain’t. That confessed I must humbly say this bloke doesn’t cut the mustard in that regard in my old arse opinion.
He sure seems to have caught Chas’ eye. ❤️
Producers really laid the pressure on him to update his look prior to filming the latest season of Ferreira Files… I was thinking more eyeliner, facial hair, and then maybe a pirate earring but to each his own.
piss in the cup and we’ll test for mezcal not cocaine…
Joe Turpel is the kinda guy that would have a Gerry Lopez board hanging in his living room.
From Costco.
get Parrish on the pine-line ‘need at new fin Tom~
Have Zeke and Italo ever been seen in the same room?
Which zeke? The Meat Head or the Knucle Head?
Knuckle Head of coarse. Italo’s doppelgänger. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
I think Italo has more hair. Will need to see him without the Red Bull cap.
saw Zeke on Halloween. In true WSL fashion he was dressed as Hawaiian Warrior, in other words just wearing Malo.
And Italo was no where to be found?
I sure hope that coffee cup and lid are compostable, or he is setting the WSL One Ocean initiative back years.
I also hope he’s using water-based lubricant not petroleum jelly.
For the sake of his bumhole!
Xox
Bumholes 4 humanity
We are one hole
He’ll teach his kids on those.
More troubling for the WSL is his desire to hang with a biological female.