From surfing’s Mecca the tour moves to surfing’s apocalyptic nightmare. Slave pools and oily obscenity. The WSL is nothing if not dystopian paradox.
The fan’s perspective of the WSL can be druggy. First comes the promise. The simmering elation of what might be. Then comes the reality. Brief euphorias you can’t quite sustain, questioning of choice and purpose. And then the inevitable comedown.
All is the same, just a little greyer and more hollow than before.
That’s how it felt at the start. It just wasn’t quite yesterday. The waves were considerably smaller and less threatening. It was “the kind of size that anyone at home could picture themselves in,” said Ross Williams.
“Friendly North Shore,” Kaipo added.
That’s how the day began, but certainly not how it ended.
Momentum was built and carried on the shoulders of Barron Mamiya, right next to the flag of Hawaii. Euphoria came and lingered awhile.
He was simply rolling. He’d been rolling since yesterday, notching perfect rides in front of partisan crowds. And today, he just kept on going.
It was the kind of performance in sport that’s simply undeniable. Lebron in Game 7. Woods at the Masters. Maradona, Mexico ‘86.
Call it a flow state, call in being in the zone, call it whatever you like. Mamiya was never going to lose.
In a subjectively judged sport, seeing an athlete in this state can induce vicarious pleasure. There is a group flow that exists. We root for the man on form. Fans and judges alike.
And in choosing between two Brazilians, an Italian and a Hawaiian, there was no real choice.
Mamiya’s victory was written in the salty stars of Hawaiian skies.
In his semi-final against Ferreira, he instantly found a deep Backdoor right, then threaded a left in quick succession. According to his patently cool post-heat analysis, the left surprised even him.
A 9.33 followed by a 9.57 left Ferreira gasping for more caffeine.
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This was Mamiya in peak flow. He’d slept on a cloud and awoken to crystal skies.
When the final came around, he was still up there.
“The beach is packed,” said Strider pre-final. “Everyone is surrounding him, but giving him enough space to let him feel the moment. He’s just like a little kid out here, but now he’s grown into this beautiful man. And he’s going out there, to take it down.”
Strider was his flamboyant, poetic best. He felt it. We all did.
Barron was the deity of the moment. Sand and air and water were one. The weight of past and future converged. As happens sometimes, a moment settled and hovered and remained for much more than a moment.
Mamiya was here, and this is where he was always meant to be. Everyone knew it.
Admittedly, this moment was somewhat soured by the unpleasant interlude of a Tyler Wright victory, but nothing’s perfect.
Undeterred by the vibe killer on the sand, Barron torched the line-up as soon as he hit the water.
He paddled furiously past Fioravanti for the first Pipe wave, dropping an 8.17 for the first of his keepers, then finding a Backdoor barrel for a low five, almost without drawing breath.
“That’s the advantage Barron has,” sparkled Ross Williams. “He doesn’t care if he’s a little too late or a little too deep.”
Fioravanti was to strike next. A long Backdoor barrel was a ten if he’d made it. And for a moment it looked like he would.
For Leo Fioravanti, Pipeline always presents an opportunity. Twice runner-up here, this wave seems to elicit his best.
But Mamiya’s next Backdoor wave was the mind killer. He weaved from deep, bending the cogs of time and exiting cleanly with a watchmaker’s precision.
9.80.
“It’s laughable,” said Jesse Mendes, without laughter. “What can you do about it? How can you stop him?”
For once, Mendes’ tone had appropriately turned rhetorical questions into statements.
A dual screen then showed us a pre-recorded interview with Mamiya. He was telling a story he hadn’t shared publicly before, about a freesurf at Pipe, just before he won there. It was his last wave of the session, and he was deep in a perfect barrel.
“I remember looking out. Then this feeling came on me in the barrel…this is going to sound really weird,” he interjects self-consciously. “And I was just standing there, looking at the view. And I remember it spit. And right when it spit, I remember this feeling of wow, I’m going to win this year. It was the craziest feeling. It was so defined. It almost felt like someone was there, or there was something going on. And I just felt it, like, instantly.”
Although he never used the term, he was describing a moment in flow, when everything slows. When you might see your past, present and future with a sudden ecstasy of clarity and connection.
And if not convinced by his words alone, note the way he stroked his arm as he began the story. The electricity of memory bringing goosebumps from past to present.
Luckily, lest we all got carried away in the grandeur of Mamiya’s elevated state of consciousness, Joe Turpel swooped in.
“He loves being a showman,” said Turpel like a vibe-robbing gull. “Wears a couple of chains. Listens to hip-hop a lot.”
Fioravanti, to his eternal credit, put his laces through two Backdoor waves in quick succession. The first, an 8.87, was superb. The second was much better. Those in the booth were quick to deem it the best wave of the heat. With Barron’s 9.8 on the board, there was no-where to go but ten.
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Replays of both waves showed Fioravanti covered for seconds longer. An eternity in barrel time.
But when the score came in at 9.10, Fioravanti’s vicious water slaps were justified.
He had been robbed by forces beyond our ken, but conveyed through the fingers of unseen judges.
Notably, the Brazilian judge who awarded a 10.00 for Barron’s 9.80, gave Fioravanti a mere 8.80 for his wave. I’d love to hear that side-by-side justification. But of course we never will.
At 17.97 apiece, it was only the second final in WSL history with a tied score (according to Joe).
As per the rules, Mamiya’s highest single score was definitive. The universe bent to his will once again.
Of the others, Italo was bridesmaid once more. He did little wrong, and has few flaws. His time will come again, always.
And what of Ian Gouveia?
What vast image troubles my sight? What shape with lion body and head of a man, gaze as blank and pitiless as the sun?
What Shark Coated rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches back on Tour and makes the semi final at Pipe?
Gouveia’s second coming is an unlikely story, and may well be as fleeting as the shadows of indignant desert birds, but he deserved his place here.
Of further deities: Kelly, post heat, was topless, trim, gracious, gorgeous.
“I like getting barrelled,” he stated when pressed by Strider about his future. “You can offer me a barrel anytime.”
And so we move. From leis and aching green palm fronds to sapless sandy heat and guttural desert smoke.
From surfing’s Mecca, the seven-mile-miracle to surfing’s apocalyptic nightmare. Slave pools and oily obscenity.
The WSL is nothing if not dystopian paradox.
Bring me the smoke and I’ll build you a fire.
See you in Abu Dhabi.
(And you, Kelly.)
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“Strider was his flamboyant, poetic best. He felt it. We all did.”
Imagine it’s around 1997, and you just watched What’s Really Goin’ Wrong for the 37th time that month, and someone told you that approx. 28 years from now, there’ll be a surf journalist who will describe Strider as such…
I often save reading these for days, as a sweet treat to myself to enjoy when the time is right. Thanks once again JP.
That teeny tiny garden hose spit at end of Leo’s back door wave says it all. Great wrap JP
Meh. Just watched heat.
Pretty clearly Baron’s victory.
He was all over it and casually taking whatever with enthusiasm. That equals ‘winner’ in my book.
Steely Dan confused my interview. phallic shapes. shape my advisers & advertisers…
I can’t help myself!
avoid plastic&sunscreen…
and THE SEARCHER”S
am nervous. the window washer is lookin at what I wrote. “Want me to close up your dictionary?”
A 662 fairytail, all the .5s were rounded up and the .49s rounded down
Best write up I’ve read from you J.P. Masterful writing!
Faark, this halftime show suks.
like WTF?
with all the incredible talent in America, NFL books this
Just trash
Game worse, unfortunately (biased, of course)
Auusie guy playing for eagles, so we happy.
two and a half men reruns. then someone feed phil (iceland w/ jamie brusick), then endless summer to warm up. shrimp&sausage on the barbie…modelo&hornitos. I’ll check back after the game. smoke&fire&weed.
So chill!!
ice on tits! only wanted a big-breasted secretary.
tim_nelsen a few seconds ago
ice on tits! only wanted a big-breasted secretary.
Board versus Sword!
Score…
Saw ‘Gladiator,’ R. Crowe…Romans 0, Crowd 2…win the crowd!
Tonight’s feast is Fuel TV and Dubai…The Emirates, princes, and a degrading, non-hard, lemonade fanatic-driven (fan) religion…
Skateboarding is in ‘in’ the Middle East, capitalism city/state, no residencies…
No routine coverage on local tv, cable tv, VS., or mtv…not ABC…
But back in the days of 6-feet of snow, we used to tear the steel wheels off of roller skates and nail them into a self-customized plywood board…
I went thru dozens of Buster Brown, leather-bottomed shoes…
Skateboarding down to Cos’s and Ian’s house and later ended up at the beach…MB (near LA)
Surfing, biking, skating…
Back to the skateboarding thing…
Middle East is (as the Demos say in the States ‘should be about CHANGE) without regard, really charging!!!
Aerial speed airplane shows, high rising buildings, and
World in changes, I don’t think so…somewhere there is WAR…
Skaters rule and succeed, while “no skating boarding” signs abound worldwide…
Haven’t slowed any of the Thru Caribbean crowd down (Fuel tv)…or WSL Puerto XXL mañana (8AM; World Surf league.COM)
And will not impede progress…
We have always been lovers of the board and the ball (bearings)…
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And not afraid to take on the sword! Boards 10, Swords 8…Crowd wins!
From, and brought about by, the pioneering arts and sounds of the surfing BROS…
Horrific
My pirate stream kept glitching! I saw tennis champ doing the Crip dance. Anything else?
Some guy talking real fast
“RCJ is not a super hero….”
Roy Disney Jr
Siskel^Ebert on The End Of Us?”
TSJ piece on !!! was all right~
Leo was idle and stalling, cum dripping as he was getting pegged, Barron was thrusting deep and weaving throwing ropes of cum!
Clear winner!
Xox
Barron blowing his load while Leo sits with his finger up his bumhole…but he held priority.
Gorgeous.
Xox
?idle
Ha fuck, too much festivities and rooting mate, I am cooked!
Xox
Jesus.. that made me blush. And I’m black.
Yeaaahhhhh brotha!
Xox
KC coach been in 5 of last 6 superbowls!! Thats money flow!!
I thought cricket would be more your cup of tea?
I only watch the interezting testmatches.
NFL is pretty good
I went to work today to a job booked for next monday, senior moment!!
Now i can watch the footy!!
Superbowl ref just as fuked. That was bullshit
Did it matter? Chiefs got dog walked
Barron comes across as a bit of a wanker but as stated he beat the brazzos and stopped us having to go through seeing Leo win a pipe masters so thanking him for that!
Wanker? Guys one of the more articulate surfers on Tour. I dig his act.
Tom Cruise crushes them all!!
check. scientology.
Have the commenters on this site ever agreed with the judges? no, because we are all experts in the sport of pro surfing and we know better. my personal belief is Barron won, and the right man won the event.
great article as always.
one thing I think that has been overlooked, is Mamiyamentum.
Barron tends to not give a rats butt about the golden grail of priority. he goes out and charges from horn to horn and that, is impressive….to the fans, and the judges.
such a pleasant reprieve from two guys sitting for 40 mounts waiting for their two waves, sitting on priority for 20 minutes only to not have a backup score at the end. it’s refreshing to watch a pro surfer…SURF! Watching a Mamiya heat is action packed. Hopefully we see more of this.
on the other hand you have Robbo. Jack’s loss was an absoulute embarrassment. Pumping Pipe, his arena…and he just sat there and gave away the heat.
point being, we are all there to watch great surfing, and when the surfers are actually surfing it is fun to watch……and gives Joe much less time to babble on with his endless drivel of happy thoughts and hawking advertisers products, WSL features and merchandise.
one of my takeaways was the non-stop advertising by the league and their commentators. It seems to have gotten much worse this season.
so fricking annoying. Unberable.
Yes, too much advertising. My feed would freeze occasionally and when I hit refresh, straight to a long set of advertisements. Or I would click “skip this ad” and it would skip right into a new advertisement. WSL is going ad overboard.
From horn to horn. Wonderful.
Good take on Baron just going for it and catching tons of waves.
But… Leo was robbed. USAID level corruption
don’t make me break it down for you. 🙂
Horn to horn, that’s hawt.
Xox
Barron been showing that pipe wizardry in free surfs for years, always assumed it wouldn’t show up in contests, kind of like Dane… kudos to him for bringing the same approach to the WSL game. Well deserved.
There’s no real consensus on who won that final. I believe Barron won. Many seem to feel Leo won. Who fucking cares. The reality is this whole judged sport is futile. What we got was an excellent exhibition of barrel riding for two days straight. A feast. And here we sit bellies full splitting hairs? What I do know for certain is that Barron surfed better than Leo over the course of the whole event. I would love for some idiot to challenge that.
Sure. Barron was dominant in the comp. But If he didn’t win the final than he shouldn’t win. If Leo was robbed then that sucks for Leo. He surfs great at pipe and is pretty much the only surfer who calls out the WSL on their bullshit
its splitting hairs to say either Barron or Leo won that final. But Barron absolutely surfed better than Leo throughout the whole comp
Carissa Moore surfed the better than the whole womens field in 2022 and 2023 but lost the world title on the final day. Same same but different i guess.
Come on – there are serious questions over if Barron even won this event, never mind comparing his performance to the greatest performances in legitimate sports. Rio was sacrificed so that the WSL could go on about Slater winning 100 heats at Pipe. This “sport” is a fucking joke, when ELO referred to surfing as “sports entertainment” he wasn’t joking!
In terms of individual athletic flow, on par.
Say nothing about the stage or sport!
Despite his flow, the consensus is that he didn’t win!
the Happy Camper disagrees, but the camper also disagrees with the consensus of man-caused global warming
Its nature made.
Yeah, cause burning fossil fuels is natural.
mesquite~
ever seen an oil fire?
stuff naturally burns like crazy.
Its only natural if the indigenous burn it.
Splitting hairs, really.
Did you watch?
It was too close to call in my opinion, could have gone either way, as you said.
Instagram comments are not a good gauge of a consensus. Only the losers side are outraged enough to comment.
I thought Barron caught a throatier wave and went pedal to the metal to get out . Leo sorta safety stalled for a longer less meaty barrel.
They have Apple Watches, would love to know the speed they travelled.
I thought a draw with a count back to the best wave was a perfect reflection of the heat and the result
What a fucking heat, nothing but full respect for both Leo & Barron.
agree, cant be no robbing when its that close
My point was that you can’t liken Barron’s performance to the greatest performances of sports when he barely won (if he did). Yes extremely impressive surfing by all involved!
Thrashing someone isn’t a great win. I guess there’s no doubt but its boring.
spot on
agreed…plus, Barron’s claim was worth an extra point.
fore. handicap?
Barron has the best hair flip in the game.
Seems to use it to right himself on foamy exits.
“I’m not an egotist, I’m the greatest dancer in the world” Michael Flatley circa 1997 or 1998
“Notably, the Brazilian judge who awarded a 10.00 for Barron’s 9.80, gave Fioravanti a mere 8.80 for his wave. I’d love to hear that side-by-side justification. But of course we never will.”
No fangs revealed in your article about this. Are you just gonna let this slide?
If we punters and the surf media just blindly accept this with a limp “oh well” then it will continue to happen.
Fucken smash the shit out of the WSL over this. It’s your duty, just as it is for every other surf media outlet. Leo was robbed, plain and simple. The WSL and the judge in question should not be allowed to get away with it.
You may have a point, yes.
Unfortunately, investigation is not my strong point. I like pretty images and slagging off Kaipo Guerrero.
Talk about low hanging fruit…Kaipo’s balls I mean…
Was Leo being punished for Apple Watchgate?
Forgot about that. Great recall