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I think they run 2 remaining women’s round one heats then both women’s elimination heats as well as men’s 4 elimination heats tomorrow or Thursday.
That leaves 46 ( I believe ) total heats to run Friday ( pumping all day ) and Saturday ( decent am then pumping pm.
Overlapping heats all day Friday will mean what? 24 heats? Then overlapping heats most of Saturday? Not enough time?
Gonna suck if they have to run mens round of 32 before Friday
Trump just claimed ownership of Gaza. Must be a surf adjacent story in there, somewhere.
I wonder if Lucy Small is thinking about Gaza?
I know I am.
How about now?
Derek will be wetting his knickers in excitement over the prospect
Anyone remember how good the waves were last half of december? When this comp is supposed to run?
Friday looks good
At least Abu Dhabi starts in 10 days…
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which one’s Wilma?
Is that Barney the dinosaur time traveling?
That’s Dino
fwd: Astro’s kid…he’s the future~
On left
on right is betty…?
family welumea. airlumes…Flintstone? Call Fred~
I hit a rock on the way back in this morning, ripped a fin out, and fucked the plugs. Dammit.
Found the fin so still got the set!
Luckily it was an old board.
As long as the channels are ok!?
Well… I also got a cut on the top of my foot from the same rock. But yeah OK.
That rock will be bragging to his buddies for years to come about getting you with a twofer.
Thoughts and prayers 🙏
Such good news that you are out fucking shit up though.
Xox
FUCK YES!!!
While we marvel in the WSL’s ineptitude, let’s also admire this fantastic quote from former PM Paul Keating about the need for Australia to embrace international free trade.
“In the international division of production we have to be at the front of the wave. We have to be on the board with our toes hanging over the front! If we are up the back just sloshing about waiting for the next wave — which is where Doug Cameron and co are — the likelihood is it will go straight over the top of us.”
I hear Paul only goes left?
Total shit show.
Off for the day. Those fuckstains
Fuckin hold. Fil is gunna win this mess in 2-4ft blown out dogshit
here for the flavor? where is it?
It got tired of waiting and went to hang out in Marlborough Country.
thought you were a Turkish red camel man~
benson and hedges man, myself
those are for old women ric!
thats me darling!
This had better not be a euphemism for actually smoking. I am eight months free from the clutches ! Don’t tip me back!
Xox
dont do it dnuts
I quit long ago you can do it
I am out of the woods I just hate the thought of Chas the cunt enjoying one!
Xox
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Dear WSL sipping for indigestion:
Common side effects of milk of magnesia include diarrhea, stomach cramps, and a decreased sense of taste. Serious side effects can include severe nausea, vomiting, or signs of an allergic reaction, and you should contact a doctor if these occur. (Kelly)
The Pool causes none of dat. (Kelly)
If anyone was wondering about the future of oceanic pro surfing than look no further. King Pipe has made a mockery of the genre this last week. It’s on, or just hang around a few hours maybe it will be. The wave pool will be king soon. Kelly knows it and so do I.
Just tow in the portable wave machine already, get this going. I need an acai bowl.
Run the women’s event. Plenty contestable.
12 y/o and under…
Looks like the sand has moved in from Pupukea and swallowed the reef.
Just looked at the surfline cam. Conditions look poor indeed. Woozle getting desperate 😆
World Slop League
Elo’s poo poo touch prevails
Give it another 3 hours folks and I’m sure it’ll be 8-10′ fair to good, solid off-shores
Forget contests. WSL can’t even read a swell report.
DEI!
Xox