Tiffany Mika Chen gives tour of Kelly Slater's Laniakea estate.
Sotheby's Tiffany Mika Chen gives tour of Kelly Slater's Laniakea estate.

Kelly Slater opens door to beachfront Laniakea compound on the market for $16.5 million

“It’s an absolutely epic experience being in this property’s embrace," says Tom Carroll.

Five months after slashing the sale price of his Lanikea joint by $3.5 mill, twenty down to sixteen five in a desperate big to get a little movement, Kelly Slater has opened the door to a house so magnificent Tom Carroll says,

“It’s an absolutely epic experience being in this property’s embrace.” 

Gorgeous Honolulu realtor Tiffany Mika Chen of Sothebys International Realty, LA-raised Tiffany’s also a yoga teacher and a member of the International Tandom Surfing Association, was recently gifted a walk-through of 61-785 Papaiola Road, Haleiwa.

The eleven-time world champion and daddy of two, daughter Taylor and newborn Tao, bought the six-bedroom, 7.5-bathroom house for a little under eight mill in 2017.

Despite the sprawling beachfront compound’s myriad delights, it has failed to generate any serious interest hence the 17.5% discount.

An examination of its price history on Zillow reveals the estate has pinballed in price ever since one shrewd buyer picked it up for just over a mill in 1998.

That buyer paid $143 for every square foot; at sixteen-and-a-half-mill it’s over two gees a square foot.

If you didn’t know, Laniakea is a little way off the super highway traffic of Pipeline, Rockies and Sunset.

It’s back on the western side of Waimea Bay and is a raw righthand point break that will reward the intrepid surfer who ain’t afraid to brave the paddle that is also home to the less-than-friendly Hawaiian tiger shark.

If you like lefts, just around the headland is a joint called Jockos.

Also, friendly turtles patrol the shallows. Don’t ride ’em.

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Mick Fanning lists beachfront estate “Rolling Seas” with hopes of $10 million-plus!

Think, the ol' Standard West Hollywood but jammed right there in some Gold Coast sand dunes!

Just three months after selling his redundant investment property, a house with an indoor skate ramp near Coolangatta airport and four hundred yards from the Gold Coast’s fifth best point, Mick Fanning has listed his sprawling beachfront estate called Rolling Seas at nearby Bilinga. 

Mick paid $3.25 mill for the block just across the road from Coolangatta airport in 2011 and built a Hamptons-themed three story house, complete with elevator for the lazy or invalided, two years later.

Mick Fanning house Rolling Seas.

It’s the same place Mick’s mysterious strawberry blonde stalker busted into a few years back.

“I occasionally want to kill you … to end our occasional miserable bullshit,” the woman told Fanning in a letter prior to her unannounced visit.

Celebrity stylists Three Birds Renovation did a number on the joint a couple of years back that turned Mick’s house, into the sorta Palm Springs themed place André Balazs had in mind when he redeveloped the old Golden Crest Hotel Retirement Home on 8300 Sunset, West Hollywood.

(RIP The Standard West Hollywood)

Lot of white walls, white floors, ping pong table, sunken lounge, fireplaces etc.

The stretch of sand along Bilinga is as ordinary as they come, rarely, like, never, delivering a day worth even a pinch of shit, as they say. So you got your big ol beachfront joint and you still have to jump in the truck to go surfing, either at nearby D-Bah, Kirra, Snapper in the south or the better beachies just north in Currumbin and Palm Beach.

For the non-surfer, howevs, a palace beyond any reasonable dream.

The sales campaign for Rolling Seas begins next week and will be led by Kollosche’s Troy Dowker, one of the best in the game round these parts.

It’s been seven years since father-of-two Mick Fanning retired from professional surfing, gathering twenty-two wins, three world titles and a dreadful Great White encounter along the way.  

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Tyler Wright pictured wearing the jersey you want but can't buy. (Photo by Tony Heff/World Surf League)
Tyler Wright pictured wearing the jersey you want but can't buy. (Photo by Tony Heff/World Surf League)

Pride-gate continues to roil World Surf League as signed Tyler Wright Pipe Pro jersey offered rainbow flag-free

“You can now own a piece of Championship Tour history with a signed event winner jersey from the Lexus Pipe Pro."

Just over a week ago, the World Surf League found itself embroiled in its most serious controversy to date. The Championship Tour was in Abu Dhabi, as you certainly recall, yet eagle-eyed surf fans noticed a glaring omission. Namely, flags had been scrubbed from the competitor’s singlet sleeves. No Brazilian order and progress, no Australian southern cross, no American stars and stripes and for Tyler Wright, no pride.

The two-time world champion had added the rainbow emblem during her 2021 campaign, declaring at the time, “Today for me feels like another step in my realisation of my true and authentic self. As a proud bisexual woman of the LGBTQ+ community as well as an Australian, I’m delighted to be able to represent both this year on my competition jersey. The number change to 23 represents, to me, a new phase of my career and my growth as a human. The Progress pride flag represents a love that opened my eyes more to who I really am.”

The World Surf League added it “proudly supports Tyler in using her platform as a World Champion and a proud member of the LGBTQ+ community to express a message of inclusivity. We believe surfing is for everyone and are incredibly proud of our athletes.”

Though it did not proudly support Tyler’s platform in the United Arab Emirates where same sex couplings are frowned upon.

And it is not proudly supporting Tyler’s platform in its newest offering.

As reported yesterday, the global home of surfing is offering signed memorabilia, excitedly sharing, “You can now own a piece of Championship Tour history with a signed event winner jersey from the Lexus Pipe Pro presented by YETI and the Surf Abu Dhabi Pro. Be one of only a few people who score a Tyler Wright, Barron Mamiya, Caity Simmers, or Italo Ferreira authentic event jersey. Quantities are extremely limited. Shop today!”

It might be thought that the “signed event winner jersey” might have been used in the event or, at the very least, copies of those used in the event.

Here’s Wright at Pipeline.

Tyler Wright (Photo by Tony Heff/World Surf League)
Tyler Wright (Photo by Tony Heff/World Surf League)

But now let us examined the signed $299 version currently on offer on the World Surf League website.

No pride.

No progress.

Now, do you think the World Surf League is falling in line with other corporations around these United States cutting diversity programs etc. or does the jersey simply come with an assortment of identity patches that the buyer can iron on at will?

Currently more questions than answers.

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Shiseido (pictured) wiping the World Surf League's last kiss away. Photo: The Substance
Shiseido (pictured) wiping the World Surf League's last kiss away. Photo: The Substance

World Surf League accused of being “skincare slut” after cheating on Shiseido with Neutrogena

Surf fans left reeling.

Tawdry scandal has rocked the skincare industry, this morning, as the sun-kissed bad boy World Surf League announced it was breaking it off with longtime partner Shisedo and bed hopping straight in with Neutrogena. Surf fans had fallen in love with the global home of surfing’s journey with the Japanese multinational, swooning at how reefs around the world were being saved via Shiseido’s not-bad-for-reefs formulation, but mostly how brand ambassador Kanoa Igarashi had achieved such a major glow-up.

Meow.
Meow.

All of that, though, now in a burn bin as the WSL steps out with Neutrogena. Per initial publicity reports, “The Kenvue-owned brand will join the 2025 Championship Tour as the Official Suncare Partner of the Lexus Pipe Pro Presented by YETI.” It will also partner with the World Surf League on the Lower Trestles Championship Tour event plus the always-adored US Open of Surfing in progressive Huntington Beach.

Making the heartache even worse for Shiseido, Kanoa Igarashi is swinging into the relationship as Neutrogena’s first brand ambassador.

Chappell Roan’s My Kink is Karma, no doubt, being blasted in Ginza right now and through the night.

Fernando Souza, Senior Director of Marketing for Neutrogena Sun, heartlessly declared, “Thirty-four percent of Americans admit that they rarely or never wear sunscreen. Neutrogena is proud to support the World Surf League’s efforts in educating athletes and surf fans alike on the importance of practicing sun safe habits.”

Not Laird Hamilton approved.

Feel free to share your favorite memories of the World Surf League and Shiseido’s romance below.

It is a safe space.

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Sammy Pupo cries after beating big brother Miguel Pupo.
Sammy Pupo cries after beating big brother Miguel Pupo at Margaret River in 2024.

WSL delivers stunning slap in the face of tour minnow Sammy Pupo after releasing each surfer’s cash value

The cruel nature of capitalism exposed!

An email just landed in the electronic boxes of surf fans worldwide promises the opportunity to “own a piece of Championship Tour history.” 

“You can now own a piece of Championship Tour history with a signed event winner jersey from the Lexus Pipe Pro presented by YETI and the Surf Abu Dhabi Pro. Be one of only a few people who score a Tyler Wright, Barron Mamiya, Caity Simmers, or Italo Ferreira authentic event jersey. Quantities are extremely limited. Shop today!”

It’s a compelling sell and for the keen surf fan, it might be impossible to pass up the chance to buy an Abu Dhabi competitors’ jersey signed by winner Caity Simmers or Italo Ferreira. 

Both jerseys are available for purchase, extremely limited quantities etc, for $US478.95 or almost eight hundred Australian dollars. The Japs get real shafted at 71,220.09 yen. 

Other jerseys for $478.95 include Tyler Wright and Barron Mamiya’s Pipe Pro jerseys. 

The most expensive jersey available is Olympic gold medallist Caroline Marks’ Tahiti Pro and Surf Ranch jerseys at $644.95 or over one thousand Australian dollars and a wild ol 95000 Japanese yen. 

Jerseys also available from Ryan Callinan, Molly Picklum, Ian Gentil, Caio Ibelli, Tatiana West-Webb, Gabriela Bryan, Seth Moniz and Rio Waida for prices ranging from $321 to $483.95. 

A slap in the face to Sammy Pupo, whose surfing is characterised by a spring-loaded explosiveness, however. 

The 2022 rookie of the year and world #32, who was ground into second-last place in Abu Dhabi courtesy of his big brother, revenge for the 2024 Margaret River Pro where little bro’s win kicked Miguel off the tour, is listed at a paltry $240.95 or almost one third of Caroline Marks.

Would you buy at $240 or save the extra 400 and get Caz Marks’ lycra from  Taheets?

Examine the full range here. 

UPDATE: Jersey prices are actually in Australian dollars not US so forget all that currency conversion crap.

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