Tiffany Mika Chen gives tour of Kelly Slater's Laniakea estate.
Sotheby's Tiffany Mika Chen gives tour of Kelly Slater's Laniakea estate.

Kelly Slater opens door to beachfront Laniakea compound on the market for $16.5 million

“It’s an absolutely epic experience being in this property’s embrace," says Tom Carroll.

Five months after slashing the sale price of his Lanikea joint by $3.5 mill, twenty down to sixteen five in a desperate big to get a little movement, Kelly Slater has opened the door to a house so magnificent Tom Carroll says,

“It’s an absolutely epic experience being in this property’s embrace.” 

Gorgeous Honolulu realtor Tiffany Mika Chen of Sothebys International Realty, LA-raised Tiffany’s also a yoga teacher and a member of the International Tandom Surfing Association, was recently gifted a walk-through of 61-785 Papaiola Road, Haleiwa.

The eleven-time world champion and daddy of two, daughter Taylor and newborn Tao, bought the six-bedroom, 7.5-bathroom house for a little under eight mill in 2017.

Despite the sprawling beachfront compound’s myriad delights, it has failed to generate any serious interest hence the 17.5% discount.

An examination of its price history on Zillow reveals the estate has pinballed in price ever since one shrewd buyer picked it up for just over a mill in 1998.

That buyer paid $143 for every square foot; at sixteen-and-a-half-mill it’s over two gees a square foot.

If you didn’t know, Laniakea is a little way off the super highway traffic of Pipeline, Rockies and Sunset.

It’s back on the western side of Waimea Bay and is a raw righthand point break that will reward the intrepid surfer who ain’t afraid to brave the paddle that is also home to the less-than-friendly Hawaiian tiger shark.

If you like lefts, just around the headland is a joint called Jockos.

Also, friendly turtles patrol the shallows. Don’t ride ’em.

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FamousJamis
FamousJamis
1 year ago

Lol. Laniakea is not a point break. Long reeling reef break (when it works), sure, but not a point break.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

few empty seats available
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Shredy Kruger
Shredy Kruger
1 year ago

Tao Slater doesn’t really roll off the tongue like Smelly Skater….

Preston
Preston
1 year ago

We are probably going to see more of these oceanfront properties on the NS go up for sale as the local government made it illegal to rent short term. VRBO, Airbnb, and the like. That and they’re losing front yards to the ocean rather rapidly these days.

Shredy Kruger
Shredy Kruger
1 year ago
Reply to  Preston

No short term rentals, yet every winter a dozen beach front “Team Houses” miraculously materialize full of frothing surfers clogging every Lineup, beach Park and Grocery store. Causing ridiculous traffic, and everyone pretends like it isn’t happening …hmmm…

Preston
Preston
1 year ago
Reply to  Shredy Kruger

Yes but way less. Only one WSL comp, a few less team houses for sure. Definitely a mellower vibe this year.

Shredy Kruger
Shredy Kruger
1 year ago
Reply to  Preston

It’s All the same people doing the same shit. They just aren’t advertising as much. Pat Rawson rents a spare room in his V-land gated community for $100 bucks a night. Now multiply that by every monster home on the Northshore. Locals need not apply, this isn’t for you….

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
1 year ago
Reply to  Shredy Kruger

Always been happening
Even before gentrification

Shredy Kruger
Shredy Kruger
1 year ago

Yep! And everyone pretends like it isn’t. Laws aren’t enforced, 0 accountability, and my property taxes keep going up. Hawaii needs to be D.O.G.E.’d….

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
1 year ago

electric foliers ……

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
1 year ago

Used to be “The Hill House” block was anyhow. Old couple that used to rent back of their place to bunch of surfers ,core crew Todd Chesser , Keone Watson , Dorian (when he was still scared) etc all came through there early 90,s right in front of Himalayas , Slater ended up with it (imagine he paid less than a million for it back then) .

Against the Grain
Against the Grain
1 year ago

Buyer beware.

A lot of beachfront Hawaiian properties up for grabs. Can this be due to, dare I say, ‘‘woke agenda.

Having children does make you think long term, in particular where that creepy shoreline will be in 30 years time.

Easy to deny sea rise on socials for followers, not when your nest eggs are on the line.

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
1 year ago

How do I pronounce his kids name? Tao like Sao? Or Tao like sow?

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
1 year ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

I wouldn’t waste too much time trying to pronounce old Gil. Good chance the name doesn’t stick.

Taddy Mason
Taddy Mason
1 year ago

I like turtles

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
1 year ago

If I’m gonna pay
Sixteen point five million
I’m riding turtles!

K0o_o0K
K0o_o0K
1 year ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

best yet

Tom House
Tom House
1 year ago

Not with that Joe Rogan stink on the place, thank you very much

Snowbored
Snowbored
1 year ago

What’s your commission Derek?

I might have an interested buyer.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

YOKO IS TRESPASSING…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

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Strider's Gobble Neck
Strider's Gobble Neck
1 year ago

Waiting for Kelly to respond on my Instagram DM bid. $47 upfront but I keep it real.

YewAnon
YewAnon
1 year ago

Tandem surfing association give me the ick

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
1 year ago
Reply to  YewAnon

If your looking for a spinner that’s a good place to start.

deeks
deeks
1 year ago

Tom Carroll didn’t say that !
Tom Carroll COULDN’T say that .

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
1 year ago

BG is soo back! Back to back real estate articles! Lets gooooooo.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
1 year ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

Real estate makes the inert rise!

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
1 year ago

Meh, all very good if ya loaded as fuck and into the scene-queen crowds.
Last week I saw a 130 acre private lagoon beachfront hillside(half cleared farmland, half jungle bush) on Kadavu, 80kms(50miles) south of the main Fiji island with several reef reefpass breaks 2-3km out the front for about US$750k.
A couple of houses, one pretty nice included.
All set-up for a surf, dive n fishing camp and general cruising without any crowds.
BG HQ for sure…

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
1 year ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

It’s paradise,….’cept when there’s NO surf and you wait on supplies like you’re on the Moon. But yeah, the beauty/seclusion is all time!

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
1 year ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

Waiting on supplies ?
Of which kind ?
If ya can’t be self sufficient on that size of tropical land and the sea ya must be doing something wrong.
And if waiting for diesel or petrol for your boat engines etc, there’s not much waiting these days with the supply boat running a few tines a week.
We should all be able to not only not survive, but thrive, there.
P.S.
But maybe the ‘practicality needed’ factor might count it out as BG HQ after all…

Mason’s Hoe
Mason’s Hoe
1 year ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Sounds pretty rad

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
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tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

2.0 Wino’s Don’t Eat
Let’s have sushi at least by eight…
We’re waiting for all the brothers that fish at sea to make it home…
If they make it home at all…
Fishermen drink…in the morning, a ritual…in the evening, to relax…but never on board…
They’ve been at sea for 16 days…and nights…
Except that guy on the Exxon Valued…his crew let him down…and he was blamed…WINO…blood alcohol level of 1.2…
J. Paul Getty was a wino, too…and he could do that standing on his head…
But kicked ass in the morning, and again in the night…and raced a rig hand up a 150-foot drill rig mast…
With the incentive…winner buys the beer…
Let’s have a few friends over for dinner…or a family night “meeting”…
That will pass for the night…”We don’t like what you fix, Dad”…it smells too much like fish…
But that sushi sounds good…
“Walking the dark” is a contract fisherman for hire… in the pubs at night…looking for a job…leaving the family at home, with an acceptable meal…
So the boat can go out…to catch their next meal…
“We risk our lives every time we go out…” (to sea)

JSC
JSC
1 year ago

If the Slater Estate at Laniakea is so great – why doesn’t Kelly live there?

Seems like the house was bought as a sure-thing investment property that isn’t going so well –


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