Woman hater Andrew Tate at center of Ye West Kim Kardashian imbroglio after failing to make waves with surf acolyte Cole Houshmand

"Almost definitely frustrated, Tate pivoted to a more surefire hit."

Nearly one week ago, the surf world was lightly jiggled when some of the World Surf League’s youngest stars signaled strong affection for the self-identified woman hater Andrew Tate and his older, yet younger-looking, brother Tristan. Cole Houshmand, currently number 21 in the rankings and set to come up against Ethan Ewing when Europe’s Grand Slam kicks off once more, was joined by Jett Schilling and others, ecstatic-eye’d, calling the incel superstar Tates “G’s”

Andrew Tate, needing to rock the media’s boat, keeping himself in the news, and knowing well that the World Surf League had pivoted hard woke in recent years, must certainly have been disappointed there was only deafening silence. Just seven years ago, the “global home of surfing” made the media rounds, pounding chest, declaring it the first sport’s governing body to codify equal pay betwixt men and women.

Tate, who has described women as “intrinsically lazy” also declares, “I’m a realist and when you’re a realist, you’re sexist. There’s no way you can be rooted in reality and not be sexist.”

The World Surf League, shockingly, joined the rest of surf media, including bastion of social consciousness The Inertia, in pretending the whole business never happened.

Almost definitely frustrated with the lack of “spicy,” Tate pivoted to a more surefire hit.

Ye West.

The self-identified Nazi has been on a tear, lately, beefing with Jay-Z and Beyonce’s young twins, Playboi Carti, the sun and multiple others including the mother of his four children, Kim Kardashian.

Per Page Six:

Kim Kardashian reportedly cut short her daughter North’s visit with Kanye West after learning that Andrew Tate and his brother, Tristan Tate, would be there, too. The Skims co-founder had her eldest child removed from her ex-husband’s care after security guards told her that the controversial Tate brothers were on their way.

West, it must be noted, just dropped a track featuring his daughter singing along with Sean “Puff Daddy” Combs over objections. No telling what the billionaire Kardashian would have done if she thought Houshmand was tailing along all googly as well. Cheetah-print hair menacingly purring.

North West, almost certainly, not allowed to attend the US Open of Surfing.

The question remaining, which finger symbols would Houshmand and his boys debuted at the Ye-Tate meeting?

Speed, power and flow.