Jack Robinson wins Rip Curl Pro Bells Beach.
Jack Robinson's win at the Bells Beach Pro had a "poetical, religious quality."

“Hot rodent man” Jack Robinson channelled fire of Andy Irons before Bells Beach win

Belts Filipe Toledo and Griffin Colapinto before wreaking grievous devastation on Japan's best!

The Western Australian Jack Robinson, famous for his jaw-dropping physique and pinched, angular features which has fashion outlets describing the surfer as a “hot rodent man”, says it was the fire of Andy Irons, Taj Burrow and citizen cop Joel Parkinson that led to his Bells victory over Japan’s Kanoa Igarashi.

Kanoa Igarashi vs Jack Robinson I Rip Curl Pro Bells Beach presented by Bonsoy - Final

“I was all fired up, it was inspiration from those guys and I just channelled that,” Jackie, whose spirit was filled with a strange exaltation and with sense of imminent victory all week, said. “It’s been an honour. There’s not too many words for it when you’re in the moment. You’re just being, going out there and doing it. It was a really cool final with Kanoa. I just had this feeling we’d match up, just because we’ve been hanging out for the last few days.”

 

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Silver medalist from the Paris Olympics, Jackie secured the narrow victory against Igarashi, scoring 14.14 to 13.87 in the men’s final with a last-minute push, his victory having a very poetical, religious quality.

“Man, it feels unreal,” Jackie said. “This week has been incredible, having my entire family here.”

Jackie belted contest favourites Filipe Toledo and Griffin Colapinto en route to the final and its scene of grievous devastation.

Jack Robinson vs Griffin Colapinto I Rip Curl Pro Bells Beach presented by Bonsoy - Semifinals

Full report from JP Currie soonish.

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Jordy's low key claim
Jordy's low key claim
1 year ago

Watching the condensed heat replays of both men and women’s finals it looked like Isabella Nichols outsurfed the boys, too and should take home both bells.

Shredy Kruger
Shredy Kruger
1 year ago

I thought they called it off after the quarters wrap up show. Oh well it’s the WSL…..We don’t need no stinking Fans….

Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
1 year ago

Did Kanoa get robbed or it doesn’t matter because he’s not as popular? Kanoa semi vs. Ewing was the heat of the event for me

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
1 year ago
Reply to  Noncompetitor

It was really close. Kanoa surfed a lot like Mick, definitely smoother faster more wrapping lines. Not at all easy to look that way in junkie shifty conditions. It was a mature performance.

Jack a bit more flair and grunt on that last wave, just barely enough of the JJF magic sprinkles to justify the mild juicing he was getting from the judges. Before that quite ragged surfing imo – double/triple pump turns and foam-buried major turns.

Definitely though there’s a legitimate way to see Jack as the winner. It was certainly close.

channelbottom
channelbottom
1 year ago

Defintely did not like the wiggly-wiggly pumping mid face, but I guess that’s just modren board volume / speed stuff.
(old man shouting at cloud)

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago
Reply to  channelbottom

it’s called having neutral surfboard designs!

Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
1 year ago

Thank you, I missed the final live and nothing makes sense on replay

Ethan’s  Silverback butt
Ethan’s Silverback butt
1 year ago
Reply to  Noncompetitor

Yeah Jack’s winning ride was really marginal

snapper
snapper
1 year ago
Reply to  Noncompetitor

Robbed bro robbed! Jacks board too small and squiggly…digging rails.

HamSammish
HamSammish
1 year ago

Glad to see a Sharpeye rider dispatch disloyal Kanoa. Disloyal to the USA and disloyal to Sharpeye. No HamSammishes.

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago
Reply to  HamSammish

ah don’t forget that jack rides Eric Arakawa boards in any waves of consequence……Kanoa just couldn’t get good boards from ol sharpeye….

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
1 year ago

Can I offer this to the mods as the next badge?
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago

he’s exhausted after meeting with Z…..and is in ah….deep contemplation ,LOL

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
1 year ago
Reply to  Brutus

Frank’s funeral was pretty slow, let’s be fair.

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago

did you watch it?

Durban Poison
Durban Poison
1 year ago

Derek’s Pulitzer winning writing shines again. Perfectly captioning his shallow image conscious themes in another catchy headline.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
1 year ago
Reply to  Durban Poison

Shallowness is both my crown and my horns.

Durban Poison
Durban Poison
1 year ago

Hmm, typically it’s based on an inferiority complex. But always good to have a positive self spin I guess.

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
1 year ago

I thought griffin was the hot rodent man?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
1 year ago

No limit! Another hot rodent guy summer ahoy.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago

Oh man, i surfed way past dark, must have gotten 30 little point break runners.
Went and got a filthy burger and hash browns. Had a long ass hot shower now nursing a hot water and my cat.
I’m going to make it gang.
Xox

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
1 year ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

What’d you ride?

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

6’0” hand shaped Timmy Patterson Italo i5 model, made for Brad Gerlach!
It shreds!
Xox

Stick man
Stick man
1 year ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Ahhh.. you surfer? Buy me drink?

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago
Reply to  Stick man

I’ll get you a dead lizard!
Xox

Stick man
Stick man
1 year ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Tail me more!

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago
Reply to  Stick man

Well you put a dash of raspberry in a glass and fill the rest with coke!
It’s so good.
Xox

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
1 year ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Sick! I hope you made the appropriate Gerr noises as you wiggled, zoomed and slashed! I ordered a Webber the other day. Frothing!

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

Fuck yeah Gil! I need something fresh also!
Xox

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
1 year ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

It’s going to be fresh AF. Deep double barrel concave, quad, swallow with some Greg magic 🪄

Pete Peligroso
Pete Peligroso
1 year ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

I got the Electra.. love them!

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
1 year ago
Reply to  Pete Peligroso

They look sexy as!

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

We need a review!
Xox

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
1 year ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

God yes.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago

Thanks for the encouragement Dez mate! Been doing loads of crook shit and more to come!
Xox


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