Jack's daddy Trev, also his coach, told The Australian in 2010 that he was “hand-rearing a racehorse”.
The jaw-dropping physique and rodent good looks of the man dubbed by surf fans as Australia’s John John Florence have again come into relief following a photo shoot for the Australian franchise of Gentleman’s Quarterly.
Jack Robinson, a twenty-six-year-old daddy of one, Zen, and husband of model wife Julia Muniz, appears in the magazine alongside fellow Australian surf Olympian Ethan Ewing whose baby face and “overwhelming ass” have long thrilled surf fans on both sides of the gender divide.
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The mesmeric pull and fascination the world has for the two men is evident in a long profile by GQ, although it is Jack Robinson who steals the show and, as previously noted, his surf-honed deltoids deliver a raw sexuality generally only noted in big-dicked black guys and rarely seen in white males.
Let’s read a little.
By the time Robinson was 12, he was already being called the next Kelly Slater. At that point, he had won the West Australian state championship in the under-12 division—when he was just eight—and made the finals in the under-12, under-14 and under-16 divisions. He had surfed 10-foot waves at Hawaii’s famous Pipeline, could land aerial moves some pros couldn’t, and had signed a deal with Quicksilver before he was even a teenager.
But underneath the bleached-blond bowl cut and big smile, Robinson was dealing with the pressure from his talent, from his sponsors and from his father Trev, also his coach, who told The Australian in 2010 that he was “hand-rearing a racehorse”.
Examine the full spread, as they say, here.
It isn’t the first time the world has thrilled to Jack Robinson’s “awesome abs and belly button”.


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you got the freeze-framed replays in the top photo there side-by-side to examine.
ethan is boyishly cute, safe, the secure option, vulnerable, delectable. plus the languid expression of someone who knows his way around a clitoris. with come hither eyes, he’s ever-at-a-low-smolder.
jack, on the other hand, raw and dangerous. bodice-ripping arm musculature, and a randy snarl. the type of dude who’d take you in the bathroom stall at a biker bar, then cry in your arms later that night to Nickelback, breast heaving, daddy issues revealing this brute knows cry is free.
despite ample evidence to the contrary (^^^), i am not attracted to dudes.
so what JenSee says, goes, she da richie porta of this scenario.
Been in hozzy getting my leg ripped open! I’m weak and bruised!
a vulnerable man melts the most glacial of poon
You crazy. What do you see that I, and Julia, don’t?
Look, it’s crystal clear to us hard core crew who regularly charge and rip apart heaving tropical slabs that you foul mouthed keyboard kooks are hugely overcompensating with bad language your complete lack of balls, courage and skill when confronted with pounding heavy water waves. CRYSTAL clear!
do you capitalize the words that you smoke in real life before posting?
Shirley you can’t be serious.
I speak Jive!
I sure as shit ain’t like that these days.
beauty is in the size of the beer holder
He fuckin was.
RIP
Meh,
Who among us wasn’t equally as gorgeous and ripped in our 20’s due to surfing.
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Ozzi mozzi cozzi
Oi toy boy
Jacks destined to be another West Australian who finished second.
Sometimes I think this site is only Victorians and some bots.
I had to google the word “deltoid” just to see if I’m actually a big-dicked black guy.
SURPRISE!
Yet I know. Chaz &:company saved us again.
Place a comma where you think appropriate.
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After ‘no’ is currently running favourite…
, Joshua kKers Up.,. ,
“Rodent good looks” is just lovely.
Why do these fashion mags always make them look so cuntish though? Whenever I see Robinson in one of these shoots I doubt he’s quite as in control of his brain as he professes to be.
Or perhaps he is, it’s just a very tiny command centre.
I get how people in the public eye can’t escape being critically evaluated. But the belittling digs on their looks or intelligence that we read in stories published too often on BG are not reflective of good writing. These cheap shots really only serve the purpose of highlighting the apparent low self esteem and inadequacies of the writers themselves.
And
Uhm, don’t be derisive about people’s physical attributes or intelligence. Unless you’re a dickhead?
I agree with you mostly, but laugh my ass off – the BG quandary of life intrigues!
Sorry, couldn’t help myself. Just back from a parents workshop at my kids school about this stuff.
Totally get it man, Im a dad too, it changes our perspective on how we treat people, cuz if someone comes after our kid – right or wrong – we go thermo nuclear, life’s rich pageant
My evaluation is – receives endorsements based on influence = fair game. Add ridiculously good genetics and gifted athlete (Jack, Ethan) = teeenn-hut! On salary, potentially minimum wage and no endorsements (Ashton, Beth) = dog move. Add trust fund fall back (potentially Ashton, Beth, but probably also Chas, so full circle) = fair game.
I hope that was about kids bullying, and they didn’t have to teach parents not to do that.
Like, “I’ll bullwhip you if you don’t get an A, you stupid, fat fuck” is so ’90s.
Haha, no such luck employing the strategies my parents used. Now understandably it’s all about inclusivity and demonstrating mutual respect.
Nah, that is utter bullshit.
Plus, if you were in any way versed in Derek’s writing you’d recognise that he’s never personally offensive. That’s what makes his character descriptions so good. They’re completely original, and the occasional abstraction or sexual connotations lean far heavier on sharp humour than offensiveness.
Is “rodent good looks” really that offensive to you? Do you think it would be to Jack?
Or is it just a particularly sharp acknowledgement of his small eyes, and angular, rattish features?
Seriously, who are you trying to kid. Of course it’s offensive to be described as ‘rattish’ or ‘rodent’ looking. When I last checked rats weren’t high on the scale of aesthetically pleasing (or pleasing at all) animals. And it may sometimes be original to look for derisive attributes in people as a means of entertainment but it’s certainly not decent.
You seem a bit fragile to be hanging around here!
See above!
I’m not original on the rodent good looks, I’m very sorry to admit. It’s a thing right now, all brought on by hot little muscle boy Jez Allen White.
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Ja and see my comment on that piece :))
Oh and just to add the NYT piece was most definitely tongue in cheek and highlighted that this was a conversation happening in the tabloids. So hardly an endorsement of the term or its use.
And a consumer like me!
or he’s just letting his wife make these decisions for him
Like any good Brazzo broad she wants three things. More money, more babies and citizenship to a land far far away.
Or he’s just playing the game, laughing all the way to the bank.
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meet me at Venice!
top ten nude beaches?
best stripper bar?
best drinkng bar?
BG Surf-off located where?
Rank The Odds~
Les Culs Nuls, dunno, Royal Bondi, The Hole Ments, dunno.
let’s get us home AXSAP~
shiney bullocks is dat english guy…the queer Python…not Gervais. not Benny Hill, the other guy…Mr Bean~
The Queer python was Graham Chapman aka Brian of Nazareth, aka Arthur, King of the Britons.
That Left . Fàr South Bondi. Punt Valhalla.
all ten are in france/basque
Femme Nu
the one you’re drinking in
cloudbreak
odds are Chas still hates surfing
Help
Rio
there lies the blame!
Quaterly being a transwomans period obtained from a magic shop
monthlys a bit much