"Truly, all I want to do is provide stoke to the world."
The United States of America was pitched into heated polarized fighting, yesterday, after former first daughter Ivanka Trump posted an ode to the world’s oceans featuring herself sliding on a wake behind a boat. The leggy 42-year-old blonde captioned the tribute, “Individually we are one drop, together we are an ocean – Ryunosuke Satoro” and hashtagged it #happyoceanday.
The “Wake Sliding is Not Surfing” and “Wake Surfing is Surfing” camps immediately rallied and began taunting each other online.
Leelee5__ smashed in for Not Surfing and sneered, “Neither her or her step mom are real women. They are not role models and does any one care to see this one water skiing?”
Djmano_com, bashed in for Is Surfing, hitting with, “This is the epitome of WOKE! (If you know the real meaning) You Go Surf Gurl!”
Back and forth the two sides went even declaring the other should be locked up in federal prison.
Trump, for her part, attempted to stay above the fray, abiding by an earlier statement in which she declared, “I love my father very much. This time around, I’m choosing to prioritize my young children and the private life we are creating as a family. While I will always love and support my father, going forward I will do so outside the political arena.”
Culture watchers attempted to contact Ben Gravy, hoping the New Jersey novelty wave maestro could definitively declare if wake sliding is or is not surfing but he only responded cryptically, via Instagram, “After being out of the water with a torn bicep for almost 5 months I’ve had a lot of time to reevaluate & think about what I truly want to give to this world. There’s ups & downs in life, but if you pay attention to what the universe is trying to tell you all the answers will make themselves abundantly clear. This past week is one of those obvious reminders of how I ended up doing what I do for a living. Truly, all I want to do is provide stoke to the world.”
Troubled times.
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I want blonde highlights so I look like a surfer or Chas…
BBBBBBBB Bluey.
you’d be digging into Ivanka…if her hair was blue?!!
essentially, yes.
IF Trump wins, are you gonna tell lblack to shut the fuck up? You gonna riot along with all the other lefty commie scum?
The country was SO SO SO MUCH BETTER under Trump. Biden and Democrats have been an abject disaster for this country.
Civil War is the fault of Democrats
KKK is Democrat’s fault
Jim Crow is Democrat’s fault
Vietnam is Democrat’s fault
The Rise of China is Democrat’s fault (specifically Clinton)
Democrats fought against the Civil Rights Act
Clear headed judgment is not a feature of Democrat thought
here we go again with the JB and the Dems stuff. as the cholos would say, “aye guey” all sighfully.
this’ll blow your mind, but imma say it again: i could not give a fuck cuz i ain’t tooting JB’s horn nor Dems’ horns.
but you’re in a cult, my dude. that needs addressing.
you mean far too much to me to watch this happen to what’s clearly a beautiful mind & soul & such a hard working salt of the earth good guy.
ps – i shouldn’t have even mentioned hypothetically the use of the phrase “shut the fuck up” with a friend like you & i apologize Otto
You know what is a cult?
BLM
DEI people
Child mutilation “gender-affirming” bullshit
Climate crazies
Pro Hamas idiot
Supposed anti-fascists acting like fascists
Cancel culture
Hollywood
The modern left is a big steamy pile of cults all mashed together
uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh heard it all boss. and you’re still talking about the left. i’m not. there is indefensible-ness all around. i haven’t promoted JB or dems or any of that.
so for about the 42nd time, if we remove the possibility of changing the subject and blaming the blms and deis and gays and commies and media and judges and immigrants and trannies and librarians and school boards and department of justice and free palenstiners and elites and hollywood and the kids who watched their first grade pals get massacred before recess & would like to see some gun reform…
you’re in a cult, brother.
i think you’ve lost the ability to just chale on the “whataboutism” because it’s a coping mechanism, albeit rudimentary, for running away from yourself when those intrusive thoughts creep in – “am i in a cult? am i defending the indefensible here? has this dude i shamelessly promote literally said out-loud what a fascist he is and aspires to be? how do i square this with these other parts of myself? have i been had by a con-man that everyone knows is a con-man and warned was a con-man?”
one thing you AIN’T – a pussy. that’s oath certified. but why are you fearful of turning that laser focused deconstruction of “the other guys” onto yourself? iron sharpens iron. your iron needs sharpening by the same toothy knives you attack that whole list of groups with.
you’re in a cult my dude. and you’re a very smart man. find your way out of the cult for fuck’s sake! you’re worth it.
If you support Biden policies over Trump policies, then you’re fucking insane. Of course no one has ever accused Democrats of being rational, sane people.
And look at left leaning poll numbers, Biden cannot win. The math isn’t there for him.
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I’d literally watch a youtube channel dedicated to forcing them and their parents to attempt it, in $10 notes.
out srvice. chinese?
Ben Gravy vs Ben Marcus?
vs Ben Dover?
perused Occy paper back when the power went out. he speaks highly of you. got me thru the hours… I PEE FREELEY
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WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENTIAL…let’s survey your property/X.
reach lower and buy the popcorn, Honey…grab her butta!
how fast to tie a slipknot
Inertian waits 60 minutes for an In n’ Out…”Their toilets are clean!”
“If I weren’t happily married and, ya know, her father.” – Donald Trump
I probably would though
Everyone else,
Uses shitloads of oil everyday.
They’re going to have to bring back online most of the nuclear power plants to sustain the power hungry AI.
There’s already plans to bring 3-Mile Island back online to help with how much these data banks feed off the power grid.
Bloody hope it’s user pays with hefty taxes then seeing as the rest of us are going to get properly fucked by AI.
just checking but was this the daughter who’s father had the hots for,asking for a friend who went to a coffee party?
“I just got a 2% raise!” –Kolohe Andino
I’d sacrifice my soul for 4 years to make $2bil. Although I draw the line at dying my hair and skin orange…
“Truly, all I want to do is provide inland stoke to the World!” ~ V. Scorn