Not happy.
As the United States presidential election of ’24 reaches its backstretch, the elusive surf vote has become a prize for both parties. With Trump and Harris neck and neck, both campaigns are turning to previously ignored blocs, looking for that tiny edge that might just might tip the scales come November.
Team Trump was leading early with Kelly Slater’s very good friends RFK Jr. and Tulsi Gabbard breaking for the former president. Slater is, of course, the big fish in the surf pool and with his endorsement the surf vote could be locked right up. Things got extremely interesting, though, days ago, when Kelly Slater’s other very good friend Jack Johnson announced that he was a “White Dude for Harris.”
Now, wave pool impresario Pharrell Williams has made his opinion on the matter known, specifically that celebrities, including surf ones, should shut their mouths when it comes to endorsements.
The multi-hyphenate artist-director-musician-etc. is also the brawn behind Atlantic Park, a Wavegarden tank in Virginia Beach that is certain to provide thrills for local surfers unable to ply their trade due medical waste. The opening cannot come soon enough but, in the meantime, Williams has thrown cold water all over Jack Johnson, openly declaring, “There are celebrities that I respect that have an opinion, but not all of them. I’m one of them people [who says], ‘What the heck? Shut up. Nobody asked you.’”
Ouch.
Haters flooded the hitmaker’s social media, complaining that he had really stepped in it this time. “Must be nice to ‘not do politics,’” one punched into the social media. “Some of us have no choice! Your lineage had no choice. Yet here YOU are pissing on them.”
“Not ‘doing politics’ is so incredibly privileged and out of touch,” another added.
Do you have thoughts on celebrity political endorsements?
What are they?
All eyes, in any case, back on Kelly Slater. Will he break for former BFF Barack Obama’s choice of Kamala Harris or new BFF RJK Jr.’s Trump?
Back to the Virginia Beach tank, though. Are you excited?
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Kelly’s famous, which means he absolutely needs to make an endorsement. We really need to know. His every thought is super important because he is a famous surfer, that some golfers even know. Please Kelly, endorse now and maybe you can help make America healthy again too. Save people from those dreaded vaccines! Remember back in the 70’s and 80’s when America was super healthy? We need your help and expertise, #MAHA.
Ma Ma Ma Maga!
Fuhq-fuq politics is for squares. You don’t matter, kook.
Can’t we all just eat Banana Pancakes and get along?…
USA elections are same as Australian.
Don’t matter who you vote for it’s just a different pig to the trough.
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In breaking news ( in my little world) famously unfamous surf brand Notknown is throwing its weight behind the first openly gay transgender candidate of Mexican Chinese heritage that supports gun control and stopping foreign aid to countries that use it for fascist military driven agendas , stops waisting money on space junkets and bans electic bikes at beaches and commits to reducing the number of surf schools at surf breaks , until then Notknown is not supporting any cunt.
Did Pharrell diddy Diddy’s opinion ?
Dems eat this shit propaganda up like it’s their last meal
https://x.com/Travis_4_Trump/status/1836435027686482062
I’ll be gone til’ November
I for one, am very excited for this tub. Will be funny to see all the OBX guys coming north for a change. Twilight zone stuff!
Politics is just superficial theatre to keep the plebs occupied and fighting amongst themselves.
you’re probably gonna need it with a wife that ugly.
Mostly small dollar donations from poor black people. Super honorable embezzlement. Morally justified for sure.
Personally, I prefer his brother Will Ferrell, for entertainment.
In the lineup, a hidden divide
Goofy footers left, regulars right
Clickbait fuels the tribal strife
Kelly Slater stays above the fray, apolitical life unnamed children uhappy wife
Clowns to the left, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle, losing the fight
Is that Matt Johnson? No, it’s Jack Johnson’s name
But in the noise, who knows the difference, or cares to claim?
Perry Farrell’s warnings merge with Pharrell’s beat
A cautionary rhythm, lost on repeat
Aussies paddle out, with a shrug and a grin
“She’ll be right, mate,” their apathy within
No outrage, no fuss, just waves and sun
Let there be no mistake between Matt Johnson and Jack Johnson. Jack couldn’t create a gem like “Burning Blue Soul” in a decade of Sundays.
And the 2020 BLM Party was embezzling ridiculous amounts of money, and to this day still little to no accountability.
Unless you’re sponno’d, surfing is not plying one’s trade. It is pissing about.
going to venture way out on a limb here and say 1st street can have its moments — they are rare, and usually a few feet smaller than anywhere south of Duck, but they occasionally sneak in — however it’s packed to the gills
mostall of the time. Which is to say, VB-ers should welcome Pharrell’s attempt to pull people out of the ocean and into the pool, can only mean fewer speed bumps when connecting a dreamer from out beyond the jetty.If you’re not on my team, you’re an entitled fuck.