Just in: Pharrell gets into surf tank game!

“Oh my gosh people all over the world would come,” said surfer Johnathon Podolsky.

You certainly know hit-maker Pharrell Williams. He has been in the bright spotlight for a decade plus with top ten after top ten and many fabulous collaborations with Jay-Z, Gwen Stefani, Snoop, Nelly, NSYNC, etc. etc. etc. and now guess what he is doing?

Building a surf tank complex in his hometown of Virginia Beach!

The local news reports:

Pharrell Williams could be making a big splash in his hometown of Virginia Beach. He is working together with a developer to create a state of the art surf park right on the Oceanfront at the old Dome site.

“It is a robust industry here and certainly a lot of people do it,” said Councilman John Uhrin.

Uhrin says the city has been trying to develop the 10 acre parking lot on Pacific Avenue, between 18th and 20th streets, ever since the Dome was torn down in 1994.

“We’ve always looked for something that was really going to be a unique entertainment offering for the city of Virginia Beach” said Uhrin.

Enter Pharrell Williams, who is partnering with Venture Realty Group to deliver what the city has been searching for.

“I think it’s great that we have people that grow up in this city and have a great experience and go out and do wonderful things and then want to come back and still be part of the city,” said Uhrin.

The plan consists of restaurants, retail, residential, and a 4,000-seat music venue all centered around a giant pool with man made waves.

“Oh my gosh people all over the world would come,” said surfer Johnathon Podolsky.

Podolsky says there are too many days when there aren’t enough waves and he thinks this project is a brilliant idea.

“I think it would be great for ECSC, consistent waves, same shape and everything, and the surfers will be able to really show their performance,” said Podolsky.

Some nearby businesses, like Albie’s Pizza, have concerns the area may become too touristy.

“A lot of our local customers say that’s one of the only places where they can park for two dollars with a Virginian Beach license.” Said manager Austin Butler.

Butler also acknowledges Pharrell is a local and she trusts he will do what’s best for the city.

“Hopefully his endorsement will increase business if they do develop that,” said Podolsky.

I trust that Podolsky and Albie’s Pizza can work out their differences but there is one thing I would like to discuss with you here. The wavepool will utilize Wavegarden technology which means the ownership group chose that over KS Surf Ranch. Now, I am going to assume they knew of KS Surf Ranch’s existence yet still chose Wavegarden.

So.

Is the Wavegarden stuff way cheaper? Is it more broadly functional? Does it work better for more people?

Which leads to the most important question of all.

Is Kelly Slater’s Surf Ranch Beta and Wavegarden VHS?

Remember that tech war? If I recall, Beta was considered better in every way but VHS smashed it into non-existence because VHS players had a lower retail price.

Will Wavegarden, like VHS, stand alone at the very end?

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SkepticallyOptimistic777
SkepticallyOptimistic777
8 years ago

“Only a nation of unenlightened half-wits could have taken this place and turned it(America) into what it is today-a shopping mall. A big f@$king shopping mall. You know that…you know that’s all you got here folks. Mile after mile of mall after malls. Many, many malls. Major malls and mini malls. They put the mini malls between the major malls, and in between the mini malls they put the mini-marts. And in between the mini marts you got the car lots, gas stations, muffler shops, laundry mats, cheap motels, fast food joints, strip clubs, and dirty book stores. One big TRANSCONTINENTAL commercial cesspool. And how do people feel about this? How do people feel about living in a coast to coast shopping mall? Well they think it’s just f@#king dandy.” -George Carlin

Kennypowersmullet
Kennypowersmullet
8 years ago

If Ks pools are Betamax an wave garden is vhs what’s that make Webber’s pool? DVD or super8

shootsthen
shootsthen
8 years ago

Grow, grow, grow!! Bigger, more, more!!

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
8 years ago

first wave pools, now this. what a time to be alive.
http://nypost.com/2017/10/2…

Sonny Joyce
Sonny Joyce
8 years ago

Unlikely, K.S’s uncle was a vehement 7 day adventist.

Sonny Joyce
Sonny Joyce
8 years ago

“Laugh along if you feel that trump loves to pimp.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

Bigger than Gabby’s missing 6.8?

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

well no, but pretty big.

I mean imagine being accused of stealing money by a Russian.

ricmatic
ricmatic
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

pot meet kettle

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

With a couple of days to ponder, what do you make of the missing wave? Have your suspicions waned or intensified?

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

well I am a long time fan of the Fuck-Up theory of history, which holds that most things are not conspiracies but just stupid mistakes.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Whereas I’m of the opinion that Paul McCartney died in 1966 and was replaced by an actor, Chemtrails control my tiny mind, The Titanic sinking was faked and Gabby scored a 6.8 for a soul arch and cheater five.

Otto
Otto
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

That’s Russian to judgment.

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  Otto

In Russia, the wave surfs YOU.

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago
Reply to  Otto

That’s the only kind of judgement!

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

I thought communists liked to share and be part of a bigger collective. Stealing seems so, well, capitalist.

turts
turts
8 years ago

VHS became the preferred format because it was the one the Porn industry went with.
Maybe Kelly needs to deep throat a few more barrels

wincy
wincy
8 years ago

Chas when writing about pools you must write with the fervour of Derek. When writing of contests you must write with the brevity of Steve. And you also must write a follow up to the Destiny’s Bastard’s Child article because you jinxed John John. He got 3.24 or something. 3. John John. You did it.

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

Sometimes I wonder, what would Major Ghamdan think about this.

Kook of the Day
Kook of the Day
8 years ago

Chas, Germane to nothing, this from this morning’s NYT

“The memo that Ms. Veselnitskaya brought to the Trump Tower meeting
alleged that Ziff Brothers Investments, an American firm, had illegally
purchased shares in a Russian company and evaded tens of millions of
dollars of Russian taxes. The company was the financial vehicle of three
billionaire brothers, two of them major donors to Democratic candidates
including Mrs. Clinton. By implication, Ms. Veselnitskaya, said, those
political contributions were tainted by “stolen” money.”

Ziff, WSL, Trump Tower, Russian Interference, its all starting to make sense, no? Bad-Vertorial indeed !!!

https://www.nytimes.com/201…

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
8 years ago

On it!

longtom
longtom
8 years ago

Happy times ahead.

nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
8 years ago

slater is an undercover cia operative. everything comes together now

Return of the Samsung Board
Return of the Samsung Board
8 years ago

Start Chucking them in mall atriums next to “surf clothing” stores

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

Costco Kirkland Kookland N-Land.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
8 years ago

Barely apropos: Pharrell is a legit skate ripper.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

Maybe Paul Speaker was right. Everyone does surf!

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

And it’s called a Fincham Pool, Chas. A Fincham Pool. Not a Kelly Slater Wave Ranch Pool. God Fucking Damn. Might take you a while longer than I thought to adjust.

Jocks
Jocks
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Gotta Trump it. Repeat Fincham Pool over and over and over. Make up some actual bullshit about KS pool and leak it to Fox eg was KS actually born in the US? Doesn’t he have some Syrian Muslim heritage? Weird how he refuses to publish his birth certificate etc etc Bingo, Fincham Pool

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  Jocks

At every opportunity. I urge the BG commentariat to get onboard the Fincham Pool, unfake news!

Jocks
Jocks
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

As Turpel once said “That’s uncredible!” Fincham’s Pool

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  Jocks

Let’s make it so!


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