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tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

chris cote…spend the weekend here, there or on a Steely Dan w/e…pretzel logic…tamper the MAYHEM~ https://youtu.be/vrRnNrEfhGU?si=LhHnLvb-Czlrv1YS

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
1 year ago

Perez is good. He might push italo unless it’s crappy and onshore.

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
1 year ago

I hear Sally fitz came equal last, great result !

JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
1 year ago

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
The new face of pro-surf fans

JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
1 year ago

Anyone have a count on all the floaters done in this event?

Starry Banely
Starry Banely
1 year ago

42

JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
1 year ago
Reply to  Starry Banely

A new record will be broken and it only took 30+ years

c4
c4
1 year ago

Shit do I pick Toledo out Italo for my 2x

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
1 year ago

On the bright side the surfers have more time to tour the Prison. I wonder if they let you in a call like at Alcatraz

JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
1 year ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

Only if you bring a tree

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
1 year ago

and i thought smuggling a phone would be difficult

JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
1 year ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

Lol

JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
1 year ago

By the look of Miguel’s board art looks like they have a lot of time on their hands there?

Starry Banely
Starry Banely
1 year ago

Sammy goes out of his way to sound like a Stoned Speedy Gonzales

JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
1 year ago
Reply to  Starry Banely

We should set up a GoFundMe and buy him a sombrero

Chris Cote
Chris Cote
1 year ago
Reply to  Starry Banely

Yes

JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
1 year ago

Mitch has gotten way bigger but then so have Rosy’s bosoms so I guess it’s even

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
1 year ago

Would Chris, Jesse, and Mitchell get hired in any other broadcasting capacity, by any other production company?

c4
c4
1 year ago

A Newsmax sports channel.

JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
1 year ago
Reply to  c4

Are you psychic? Asking for a friend.

JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
1 year ago
Reply to  c4
c4
c4
1 year ago

It was perfect that they opened the market yesterday.

JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
1 year ago
Reply to  c4

There are no accidents

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
1 year ago
Reply to  c4

Hope you got into the newsmax ipo on the ground floor and sold it all 8 hours later.

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
1 year ago

maybe at the zoolander school for kids who can’t read good

RJ
RJ
1 year ago

do they just flip a coin to decide if its on hold or off?

JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
1 year ago
Reply to  RJ

I heard they consult Laura Loomer

JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
1 year ago

I woke up from a nap for this?

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
1 year ago

did i hear the correctly….its over for the day?

c4
c4
1 year ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

Yes

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
1 year ago
Reply to  c4

wtf are they doing

c4
c4
1 year ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

Maybe everyone has dysentery

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
1 year ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

Swell forecast is better in coming days. Do you understand how pro surfing and waiting periods work?

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
1 year ago

then explain them running the contest in dog shit waves the first two days only for them to squander waves today

Barnycle
Barnycle
1 year ago

Can anyone tell me when the elimination round became a 3-person heat? I thought that only the opening round had 3 surfers and that every round after that was man-v-man heats.

Starry Banely
Starry Banely
1 year ago
Reply to  Barnycle

Ask Zaphodbeeblebrox is pretty much the only way you could answer that one..

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
1 year ago
Reply to  Barnycle

Has to be 4x three-man heats so they can whittle down the field from 36 to 32 surfers.

which wastes two whole days of surfing in the process.

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
1 year ago

How is Al Cleland sponsored by Quick while they are going through bankruptcy

RJ
RJ
1 year ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

i think its just the stores that went bankrupt (liberated brands)

Barnycle
Barnycle
1 year ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

As well as what RJ said, Bankruptcy is also a technical term that allows you to stop paying your creditors. People can still operate a company in bankruptcy. DJ Trump has filed bankruptcy a few times and 50 Cent (amongst many others) filed for bankruptcy while having millions in the bank.

It’s why business men have so many LLCs, and why accountants and lawyers are as important as salesmen and marketers.

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
1 year ago
Reply to  Barnycle

ya i understand that i just thought they would cut all the surfers in the process

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
1 year ago
Reply to  Barnycle

This is beachgrit please don’t expect commenters to know jack shit.
Main qualification for a bj commenter is hating Donald Trump and pussing out when getting called out to fight.
That’s why John’sknees is such a rockstar commenter.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
1 year ago

Bg. But bj works too

Barnycle
Barnycle
1 year ago

I don’t understand. Why would anyone here not like Trump?

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

migrant labor

Starry Banely
Starry Banely
1 year ago

Understatement tbph

Sofa Surfer
Sofa Surfer
1 year ago

Red shirt. Red pill.

Frontwards Fin Frank
Frontwards Fin Frank
1 year ago

FUERTE CABRON

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
1 year ago

Strong barbecue ?

Mapski
Mapski
1 year ago

Where are they now: Courtney Conlogue?

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
1 year ago
Reply to  Mapski

playing softball

c4
c4
1 year ago
Reply to  Mapski

Girls junior high PE teacher

Mapski
Mapski
1 year ago
Reply to  c4

What are you implying?

c4
c4
1 year ago
Reply to  Mapski

Ok I should have said high school

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