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And Christ shall be slain for the sins of professional surfing!
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Another open ocean flop. Get em up to Melbourne and the pool that never let’s you down. Times are absolutely and totally changing.
Must have been shit because even that great stair dweller star gazer Brutus was off the radar.
Did anything happen? I was busy doing other shit.
Mostly shit. Turpel used the word amazing 342 times. I didn’t watch it either.
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Winner gets a date with Rosie
How’s the drinking going
Disqualified for Board Exchange. A cardinal transgression
So this is the good day?
WSL Administrators & Contest Director: ‘Now that the surf has deteriorated to complete crap lets run the actual contest!’
Rosie milf energy
I can’t surf twinnies for shite
the twin fin session is proof that no-one can.
This Session sponsored by Trifinsrule.com
They slide out every time I turn I hate them
Some Absolute C€¥T Ate my Twin Finn. I think it was a Dingo
Just don’t cut back….
Torrent Martin ruined a lot of people’s surfing
im also a treble fin guy myself
You can turn them hard and they have drive
Joe just Dreams about Saying Backside Transitional Convergence & Crying with Taylor.. Tbh. 🥺🐌
Rik Lovett looking like someone who wears an overcoat and flashes bystanders
It’s a known fact. That’s how Ritchie got the Gig. Data available
Up next at WSL Bells:
Pensioners Standup Paddle Board Race
Don’t forget The Goat Boat Demoralise Event
I reached into my Pocket to give a Homeless Miscreant $5 yet I smelt my hand & it was Ritchie & Joe’s Urine
Flick looking like a dyed easter egg
are you guys entertained or what?!?!
Does losing consciousness count?
This event is taking place not far from where white sharks have achieved pre white man biomass. A bit reckless no?
I hate when the pre white biomass arrives unexpectedly
They should have that cat come and sit in the booth with Turpel for a couple of heats
I don’t understand any of this
Because you have a clue. It was clean, now the onshore’s kicked in. So lets waste time after a series of shitty events in a row and go full sycophant mode.