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Shredy Kruger

Crispy Colaputo

mike m

Cote quoting Blondie, gotta give him the rare thumbs up.

Jack John Johnson

Another epic WSL jam.

justiceminister

One of the worst stops overs on the tour. Only here to attempt to curry favour with the hoped for millions of the vast population to get aboard the WSL train. Picklum and the Peruvian currently swishing around in utter garbage river water.

Huli Opu

Brazil can have Tati cause she was born there but Hawaii claims Lulu cause she was born and raised in Hawaii. So why is she riding for Brazil?

NEGATRON

Parents are from where?

Huli Opu

Is that the criteria?

NEGATRON

Just wondering where they’re from? Both Brazzo?

Huli Opu

Lulu parents both from Brazil. Tati’s father from England and mother from Brazil. Just curious how a competitor can claim any country apart from where they’re from. Kinda like Kanoa born raised in CA

RJ

most of them are dual citizens. can choose the country they want to surf for

justiceminister

Jessie Mendez born in Brazil raised in Hawaii and qualified to represent Italy in the Olympics. More flags of convenience than a cruise ship outfit.

Barnycle

As it should be. Everybody loves a cruise ship outfit

justiceminister

Only the ones that want to sail under the radar.

Low wide stinkbug stance

Ask Derek how one can compete for Israel.

Jack John Johnson

Dear Luana, I know you’re reading this. You’re doin’ great, stay away from Joao!

NEGATRON

What’s the gossip on Joao?

Sofa Surfer

I haven’t heard anything. I think Jcubed just wants Luana to himself

Jack John Johnson

Not true! I only want her to be happy. Besides her and I, her and Yago would make a power couple!

Jack John Johnson

Also, “Jcubed” is my new freestyle rap name. Word up.

Jack John Johnson

I heard a potential rumor that Joao was seen via security video pissing Merrick Lager on the outside wall of the Channel Islands Surfboard Shop. When confronted by Parker Coffin Joao just laughed it off. At the meeting the next morning Dane Reynolds voiced concern to the other board members. Not sure if it’s true, seems plausible.

Sofa Surfer

Let’s go, Luana

Jack John Johnson

Go Luana!

Mapski

This grotesque wave is a nice match for Caroline’s style.

Barnycle

If this was my local I’d say it was firing. Classic, even.

Mapski

East coast U.S. ?

Jack John Johnson

Replay the rap!

Com Turren

Q: Why couldn’t Caroline parallel park her car?
A: She was only capable of doing one kind of turn.

Stick man

She can “back it up” though. Her Car…oline.

Deepsouth61

… Damn

RJ

the live stream has spent more time pointed at this stage than at the waves https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Black Rubber

To be fair, it is a very nice stage

Com Turren

and more interesting than the waves

84092, 92673

WSL production team has mastered having interviews or other nonsense while actual surfing is taking place. As the years have gone by, I’ve noticed they’ve become even better at doing this. Excellence

Strider's Gobble Neck

Let’s survey all non-Brazilian surfers on their thoughts about this wave!

JohnsKnees

Is that the same tech they used on OceanGate?

tropicalpibe89

Cote and Salazar….what combo. He’s called Crosby Griff at least 4 times

Sean Connery

Its time to band together and end these 805 commercials. Enough is enough.

Waterproof Polo

The up the beach angle of Italo’s rev made it look even bigger somehow. Huge

JohnsKnees

im getting word that Griff pulled his chick with a similar rap

JohnsKnees

“can i sign your yearbook cause i like the way you look”

Sean Connery

I heard it was… Do you like Ice Cream?…Yes…. Me too.

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