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Live Chat Day One of Rio Pro!
Photo: Steve Sherman/@tsherms
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Is this wave seriously the best Brazil has to offer for a WSL event. Fuck no wonder all the brazo tourist are kooks if this is thier high performance wave.
“The remainder of this year has been cancelled due to a lack of interest” WSL…. I can dream….
I’m a real surfer, Get me out of here. Johno, Simmo and Gabbo, all got the hell out of there. It’s a place of unlawful unbridled lust. No wonder the surfer girls take their mom’s with them. Tenth rate waves to boot. The lengths the WSL go to keep their targeted millions of potential customers down there has no shame.
Cole Houshmand is an even more annoying surf jock than Zeke Lau
Couldn’t care less about the comp. But I’m anxiously awaiting an article about the photoshopped image Italo shared of himself purportedly surfing with a shark.
Nias QS after party
Is this the worst venue on tour? The waves always seem to be inconsistent garbage
I’d still take this over a Dubai wave pool.
Yeah, no
Very fair counterpoint, my mind had already blocked out the memory of that trash pool/event
No wonder Brian Wilson hated surfing.
She did it! Wow…what a lady!
Whoa, push the whale back into the ocean!
Mitchell Salazar has poo coming out of his mouth.
Yeah, but it’s Cote’s.
No no this all wrong, he was cumming poo.
Xox
6.2
Tyler’s orthodontist is a sadist. Those braces are never coming off.
TThe Human centipede
Go Luana!
That 6.5 is huge.
Cote calling it “river surfing” with the rip. How stupid. Like watching F1 stuck in bumper to bumper traffic.
Yellow jersey Gabby B eliminated by the wildcard who scored two 4’s. That’s about all you need to know about how interesting this contest is.
It was Kelly’s favorite contest to call in sick for.
Stuck at home with COVID. Still can barely watch this comp. Next time will time COVID with Fiji.
Hi, I’m here for the gang-bang…
I guess you forgot about it too.
Just in time for day 2