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Live chat, Finals Day, Vivo Rio Pro, “What is this, a wave for ants?”
Jon Pyzel and Matt Biolos by @theneedforshutterspeed/Step Bros
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Worst WSL contest ever?
(Beatbox)
I didn’t win and that’s ok.
Second place still gets paid.
My journals filled with rhymes and raps.
It’s almost noon and time for my naps.
Jcubed!
Word up!
Now here’s a poet.. a poet that knows it
Only a surfer knows the feeling.
True story.
And that feeling lasts a lifetime Brother
Homer Simpson quote. Next Question
Word up!
2% gayer than last year…
How much does Cole weigh?
370 Pounds..eww. Rhetorical
Adios internet molesters
(of the internet I mean)
Bon nui
security drowning kids out there lmao
amazing propaganda and spin
“one of the greatest finals ever in rio”
-Mitchell Salazar
he’s so far up the californians arse you can see his face when they are brushing their teeth
It’s fucking true dude. 2 guys from same town in ca going toe to toe in an unfriendly foreign environment.
This whole beachgrit thing where everything is negative and a complaint is a joke.
I’m betting most of you people don’t even fucking surf anymore.
are there any three guys more worthy of the surfing community’s disdain?…..and BTW just because I’ve been on surfing hiatus for over a year, that doesn’t mean you have the right to shame me as someone who doesn’t surf anymore.
SHAME! SHAME!
You tell em Happy camper
The shame was Palpable. Take up Bad Mitten. Move forward. Good…
You’re right…I don’t I’m just here to read the comments while I get high
what a disingenuous slut he is
does mitch know neither of these guys is in the top 5? he’s talking like they are number 1 and 2 in the world on the verge of a title
They will be tough outs in the last two events, though.
“One of the greatest finals of all time (here in Rio)”
I was really holding my breath there for a second, Mitch
Goff now in top 5 Cole prob goes to 11th or 10th. It’s a great story kook pull your head out
Houseslut doing the marzo
What a repulsive & envios barb.. Disgusting
If the WSL had a good captain with a vision, these events could be epic,
Find a Dana WSL
Richard Henry Dana
Cole is surfing the shit out of his waves. Fun to watch. Griff looks like he’s just hunting a score.
Fuck yeah
Wake up chief! Give chas the mail
This just in URGENT..
fire every commentator immediately
Why would you wear a fullsuit here?
its 70f. theres guys in socal wearing hooded 4/3 with booties at those temps
The way it should be. 70° is crazy stuff. Not meant for humans. I’d be wearing gloves as well
Tuned in to a hyperventilating Saladbar claiming best final all year…yeah, no
He’s referring to the catering
hahahaha
mitch has a solid hyperbole game, which is saying something in this crowd
Can you imagine how jealous Cote is right now on the sidelinsidelines for this final?…
more security on the beach than fans
A 10? Double overhead? Best final of the year?
mitch might be a touch too hyperbolic to belong in the booth.
Hahaha
smallest double overhead wave I’ve ever seen, to be certain
define head
my discerning eye thinks cole is having more fun