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Professor Ski Lodge
Professor Ski Lodge
1 year ago

Watching the practice sessions this is Italo’s to lose.
Marks vs Molly in the women’s final.

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
1 year ago

Breaking news Hemingsworths name in the mix to purchase Gnarloo station.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
1 year ago
Reply to  Capt Sensible

Is true?

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
1 year ago

Yep im not fucking arround for a change

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
1 year ago
Reply to  Capt Sensible

You read or insider trading?

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
1 year ago

You just need to know where to look and how to read the tracks.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
1 year ago

Very cool head space

Com Turren
Com Turren
1 year ago

unofficial BG finals watch party at Los Molinos Brewery in SC tomorrow. come drink with me and/or fight me.

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

good call Com.
If I was there, I’d be there.

Make it raucous…Grit Nuts

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

Live stream a fight between you and Chas, would watch.

Com Turren
Com Turren
1 year ago

Chad and I are natural allies—we’d need to have Barton Lins and Ashton Goggins there to have a proper tag-team bout

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

You good with hands?

Com Turren
Com Turren
1 year ago

better with the mouth

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

You’ll be wearing a red rose in your lapel?

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
1 year ago

Where is Slats

Harold Plasmark
Harold Plasmark
1 year ago

Where isn’t Slats…

Anon
Anon
1 year ago

He heard Saquarema was pumping so flew over to play mind games with the top 5

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
1 year ago

I love Italoo’s facial hair

Anon
Anon
1 year ago

Nothing beats this version of Italo https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Mapski
Mapski
1 year ago
Reply to  Anon

I-tal O

Stick man
Stick man
1 year ago

Restaur-cunts

Harold Plasmark
Harold Plasmark
1 year ago

The commetaters excitement is Palpable. I expecting Gojira to submerge from the horizon & start torching the joint.

Shredy Kruger
Shredy Kruger
1 year ago

Strider doesn’t know what 12inches is but Flick does…

Harold Plasmark
Harold Plasmark
1 year ago

“ITS Captain Good Vibes Beatch..

Montana Surfers Journal
Montana Surfers Journal
1 year ago

Griffin ColaHurtToe

Mapski
Mapski
1 year ago

Scorn been quiet since landing his ICE dream job.

Anon
Anon
1 year ago

aawn Joe, so knowledgeable and full of stories.

Mapski
Mapski
1 year ago

Cloudbreak title vs Restaurants title…who are the favorites?

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago

How’s everyone sitting behind this guy on the tele, all checking themselves out and how they look on the tele.

OOPs.
The producer just told them ” look natural”.

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago

Breaking News
“Griff hates the environment” Matt biolos

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago

Jeez Joe stop being so negative*

seppocunt
seppocunt
1 year ago

Pro surfing’s cooked—Bobby nailed it. If you need a coach to surf, you’re lame. And the coaches? Washed-up hacks who never sniffed a title, hanging on like a bad case of herpes.

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago
Reply to  seppocunt

you really are a seppocunt, seppocunt

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago
Reply to  seppocunt

Yeah. Pumping J-Bay, Chopes and tomorrow the top 10 surfing in Fiji.

More Cooookkkkkingggg than cooked.

seppocunt
seppocunt
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Hah, that copied from the WSL instagram caption?

Com Turren
Com Turren
1 year ago

Where’s tomorrow’s SoCal BG finals watch party gonna be though?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

Chez Chas!

Montana Surfers Journal
Montana Surfers Journal
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

Smoking patio at Red Fox?

Com Turren
Com Turren
1 year ago

that would be highly convenient for me given that I’ve been staying down in SC for the last month.

Montana Surfers Journal
Montana Surfers Journal
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

You can come over to my house if you want? I could use some legal advice and a shit talker to wax poetically with

Com Turren
Com Turren
1 year ago

the call is Los Molinos Brewery, as they are open tomorrow on Labor Day and I have confirmed that they intend to stream the contest. be there, or be a L7

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

I’m tempted to offer a venue but common sense keeps trumping the idea.

Com Turren
Com Turren
1 year ago
Reply to  ricmatic

we won’t ruin your local watering hole too bad. we promise!

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

never drink with anyone you dont have something on.

Com Turren
Com Turren
1 year ago
Reply to  ricmatic

don’t we all have a bit of something on each other though?

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Tower 9

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago

kaipo, an international professional commentator just said exscape

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